FabSwingers.com forum: mishaps!

By *r woody OP Man
over a year ago

leeds

So anyone had any sex mishaps or done something stupid like caught a nut in a zipper or been busted by someone?

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Yeah I did something stupid once, caught my nut in my zipper, and got busted by someone, such a laugh.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Mr actually caught his bellend in his zipper today! He's a bit tender, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I did something stupid once, caught my nut in my zipper, and got busted by someone, such a laugh."

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my younger days I met a lovely young girl and we got carried away in the car, I pulled her knickers to the side for us to fuck which was great until after I thought what is that pain... friction burn on the shaft isn't nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done both of those. Ball snagging in a zip and knicker friction. Come to think of it I kind of enjoyed the pain. Something that hasn't happened to me but one of my nurse friends has told me is quite common is cock snapping. In some positions the cock just can't take the bend and gives in. That I would imagine would be a whole diferent world of pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So anyone had any sex mishaps or done something stupid like caught a nut in a zipper or been busted by someone? "

When i was younger and living at home got caught while on the short strokes by my father getting up for a pee and heard the noise, he said " lock up after she leaves SOON"

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By *r woody OP Man
over a year ago

leeds

"Mr actually caught his bellend in his zipper today! He's a bit tender, lol "

Did you kiss it better for him?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I managed to kick a playmate in the side of the head while enjoying some group fun in the round rooms at chams. We got a fit of the giggles so had to leave in case we ruined it for everyone else.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Snapped two exes' banjo strings...

Not necessarily funny...well, the first one was.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snapped two exes' banjo strings...

Not necessarily funny...well, the first one was.

- Amy. x"

mr has done this twice, the second time was not a pretty site been as he tried to carry on. oh my the blood

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By *its The Spot AlotMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Years ago A woman once caught my taught banjo whilst giving me a blow job splitting it slightly it took bloody ages to heal properly

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By *olly RogererMan
over a year ago

Braintree

Years and years ago when i was about 18 maybe 19 (before mobile phones were common) I was at a works xmas party. I was the youngster of the lot and got a fair bit of attention from some of the admin staff daily, so at the xmas party and a few drinks (from them not me as i was driving) 1 of them gave me the eyes, the patter and the come on.

So i offered her a lift home. She said yes and 2 of the other girls said they would like a lift too to save getting a taxi. So there we were, 3 women and me, dropping them off 1 by 1. Id purposely left the 1 who had made it clear she wanted me till last.

So when it was just me and her she said bluntly that she wanted me to take her somewhere before home for a shag. So off to clumber we went.

Banging away in my little red fiesta in the middle of the woods.

No joke i went 3 times, the mighty tool just wouldnt go down and she was loving it. An hour and half later........flat battery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So anyone had any sex mishaps or done something stupid like caught a nut in a zipper or been busted by someone? "

going hell for leather, popped out of the front into the back, did she yell!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after watchin 9 n a half weekes me n ex decided to have some fun with food but all we had was some oranges n squirty cream all was fine at first the the burning started n then i swelled n looked like i had quazi modo fanny needless to say our lil trip to A&E for treatment brought much laughter from the on call nursing staff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dry humping in jeans (as a teen) resulted in worst burns i ever had.

still there a week or two later when I had to get it out for a new girl. she couldnt fail to notice, what can you do but fess up

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Snapped two exes' banjo strings...

Not necessarily funny...well, the first one was.

- Amy. x

mr has done this twice, the second time was not a pretty site been as he tried to carry on. oh my the blood

Lol, I mainly remember the yelps but the blood was unreal. x

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Mr actually caught his bellend in his zipper today! He's a bit tender, lol

Did you kiss it better for him?

I haven't seen him, only spoken on the phone. But I did offer to meet him from his work and I'd kiss it better

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