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By *ifferent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

Have to ask this...

Have you guys ever got a hard on at the most inoportune moments or times??

When you just say " oh no not now

please" and even when try to think of something else it just WON'T go down.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to ask this...

Have you guys ever got a hard on at the most inoportune moments or times??

When you just say " oh no not now

please" and even when try to think of something else it just WON'T go down....."

Manage to control mine a bit better now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a hard on at a church fair, thank fully no one saw it, would of been deemed the devil lol

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By *ifferent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK


"Have you? "
yes regretably whilst meeting a previous girlfriends parents....

Needless to say were not together anymore.. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when the doctor shoved his finger up my bum to check prostate - not the best time for a hard on the size of Florida

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By *p4hornyfunCouple
over a year ago

bristol

Always get one at the deli counter in morrisons for some weird reason.lol

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Obviously never had one... but quite fond of causing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when the doctor shoved his finger up my bum to check prostate - not the best time for a hard on the size of Florida "

That is hilarious

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Hubby had one in the Dentists !!!

How the hell do you get an Erection in the Dentists..

He said he was thinking about me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember once in my old job is get one while sitting at the desk, the. I'd be ask to go do something etc..... It's that awkward movement when you have to stealthily move without no one noticing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes the penis is not a team player!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when the doctor shoved his finger up my bum to check prostate - not the best time for a hard on the size of Florida "

I'm sorry this really made me laugh out loud big time

Thank you so much after tonight on here I needed that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice to have made you smile ! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember when I was about 14 being on holiday and laying on my sunbed. My parents were talking to the couple next to us.

The woman was French, gorgeous and topless! I had a proper stonker going on...throbbing and everything!

I though I'd just lay there and hope it went away. Then my Dad turned to me and said...

"You do French at school, talk to her"

She turned towards me, her tits flapping about and all I could do was burst out laughing, shoot of my sun bed, run to the deep end with pinnochios nose sticking out, and jump in to cool off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember when I was about 14 being on holiday and laying on my sunbed. My parents were talking to the couple next to us.

The woman was French, gorgeous and topless! I had a proper stonker going on...throbbing and everything!

I though I'd just lay there and hope it went away. Then my Dad turned to me and said...

"You do French at school, talk to her"

She turned towards me, her tits flapping about and all I could do was burst out laughing, shoot of my sun bed, run to the deep end with pinnochios nose sticking out, and jump in to cool off!

"

So funny

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple
over a year ago

poole

Many years ago I had one, at eye level of a rather lovely female customer, she had just sat back up in the passenger seat if her car after flashing me her knickers as she lent over to reach something.

I was quite proud

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By *ifferent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK


"Sometimes the penis is not a team player! "
Amen to that...!

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By *ifferent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

Sandy Tochsvig...!

Now that is disturbing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've gone rock hard in my gym in shorts and it would not go down. Was a bit disturbing as there were no women about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the bus when I was younger..

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Aged 17...lined up at school to shake hands with HRH Princess Anne ..... got a stiffy....tight trousers....she did the line with a smile as expected. ...I just brazened it out. Would have burst if anyone had said "Please stand for the National Anthem" !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my friends on here sent me a rather delicious message that I probably should have waited to read rather than sneak a glimpse at in the boardroom.

Whilst in a meeting.....

She knows who she is...

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By *az191000Man
over a year ago

Carluke


"I've gone rock hard in my gym in shorts and it would not go down. Was a bit disturbing as there were no women about "

This is annoying I wear cotton joggers to the gym it happens a lot regardless of who's there even with 2or 3 wanks a day , cured it by wearing tight Calvin s to the gym

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

All the time always hiding it, beginning to just say F* it, let it rock.

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

I always get a stonking hard on heading towards the jacuzzi in Chams and get in the water very hard, even if I'm on my own and with no chance of playing, dont know why!

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I once, and only once, took viagra.

This was late afternoon on a Friday.

Nothing happened, not even a twitch. . Nothing Saturday or Sunday. . . Monday morning, whilst doing deliverys to kitchens and hotels it took effect.

Had a hard on for 2days, believe me it gets uncomfortable after 1day . . . Never again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the bus a couple of minutes from my stop. Needless to say I didn't get off until it subsided. It was a long walk back home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my mrs sister was sitting on my knee in the car , I was so embarrassed aswell lol ????????she even messaged me after laughing and joking about it lol

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By *ifferent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK


"Aged 17...lined up at school to shake hands with HRH Princess Anne ..... got a stiffy....tight trousers....she did the line with a smile as expected. ...I just brazened it out. Would have burst if anyone had said "Please stand for the National Anthem" !!!!!"
ha ha ha Brilliant!!! think someone may have a supressed horse fetish there..

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By *ifferent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK


"All the time always hiding it, beginning to just say F* it, let it rock."
ooooooooh thats brave..

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By *ifferent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK


"When my mrs sister was sitting on my knee in the car , I was so embarrassed aswell lol ????????she even messaged me after laughing and joking about it lol"
ha ha thats so wrong. !!

Like your hinesty though...

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

I've had a couple of MRIs where I've been right inside the scanner. I'm not claustrophobic but don't particularly enjoy the experience. I used to think about fun times with my ex girlfriend as a distraction which used to the lead to an inevitable hard on. I had to make sure things had calmed down before they slid me out of the scanner as I didn't want to get it caught on machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time we go into Debenhams,all those sexy girls selling perfume it just gets to me.my missus says im a pervert,she could be right lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a Doctor is checking your testicles as part of a cancer check up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to feel sort for this guy

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8ucnku1KZeY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock plays "la cucaracha" whenever I get an erection, which is quite embarrassing

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By *ifferent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

Oh oh oh, remember off course not me.

I used to be a TA reservist, remember whilst in barracks in gym session under test conditions.

A poor private getting a right dressing down, beasting frim a PT instructor....

Of which he was showing a mighty hard in through the very fetching navy blue skimpy issue shorts.

Much to amusement of rest of privates, it was,nt lost on Pt instuctor either.

See this prodution from shorts made poor recruit blush even more by saying " is there something wring with yiu prvt _______ , do constantky yern for my attention do you?? I, m beginning to think you fancy me pvt..!!"

Poor guy..... needless to say he was mercilessly ribbed for that throughout the fortnight exercise....

But he took it in good nature... and gained ultimate respect from us.

Funny though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gym is the worst one, those sorts are not designed to keep anything under control!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had a hard on at a job interview was texting my fb most of morning filthy texts and pics I was down to a semi when the interviewer called me in she was fucking stunning I had a slim fit suit ooooops

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

I love getting the hubby a hard on in the pub and all it takes is for me to snog my mate

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