FabSwingers.com forum: Can I CUM see you?

By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Ok ok

This is my biggest pet peeve by far when getting a message.

I know you'll think it's petty and it probably is.

But I'm a writer and love language

Orgasm is a nicer word

But in this context the word is COME

So my question is

What is your biggest pet peeve in a message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inconsistent punctuation.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

hows u?

I hate it with a passion. Tends to lead to a tumble message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People not knowing the difference between your and you're!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hows u?

I hate it with a passion. Tends to lead to a tumble message."

We've had a lot of 'how's use' lately to try and refer to both of us!

Argggggh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People not knowing the difference between your and you're!

Pah! That's moi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ok

This is my biggest pet peeve by far when getting a message.

I know you'll think it's petty and it probably is.

But I'm a writer and love language

Orgasm is a nicer word

But in this context the word is COME

So my question is

What is your biggest pet peeve in a message? "

Hello I'm I the area for 1 night. Fancy a fuck?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"hows u?

I hate it with a passion. Tends to lead to a tumble message.

We've had a lot of 'how's use' lately to try and refer to both of us!

Argggggh!"

it's just ridiculous! I can understand it from somebody who's English isn't their mother tongue, but from those whom it is, it really pisses me off. Seems to me that majority of people didn't learn English in school.

*dyslexics not included!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People not knowing the difference between your and you're!

Pah! That's moi

It seems to be very common, even the other half does it from time to time in text messages to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would love to suck your cock...shame you are straight....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aside from a complete lack of basic 'spellung nd grandmaar' which, to coin a phrase, boils our piss...it has to be dumb questions.

For example, we had one yesterday, didn't start with a 'Hello' or anything remotely related, rather they opted for: 'does ur missus entertain groups ov guyz'

Let's see shall we? No she isn't going to sing 'roll out the barrel' to the troops, your spelling gave me cancer and did you even look at our profile?

Block, delete.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I'm a virgin, will you take my virginity!

*said no 40 year old swinger ever!

And Fancy meeting me in Dublin, Cork, Florida? Erm no, I'm not made of money and ain't that desperate for a shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People not knowing the difference between your and you're!

So there's a difference

.............

Sorry Mr couldn't help myself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had I wanna tongue punch your fart box last night.....

I wouldn't mind but I don't fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My biggest pet peeve is that the message usually isn't from my ideal guy, written exactly how I want it to be. How very dare they.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"People not knowing the difference between your and you're!

Pah! That's moi

It seems to be very common, even the other half does it from time to time in text messages to me!"

caught my son using there instead of their, on a status on facebook. I proper bollocked him and proceeded to make him write all the their, there, they're, where, were, we're, you, you're, buy, by, bye, too, to, two, whether, weather etc etc. Luckily he knew how to use them, he was just being lazy, it just grinds my gears! As I have said in previous threads, I remember I was 7 when I learnt how to differentiate the words and use them in the correct context. I remember the classroom and teacher, as if it was yesterday!

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"My biggest pet peeve is that the message usually isn't from my ideal guy, written exactly how I want it to be. How very dare they."

You're adorable lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People not knowing the difference between your and you're!

Pah! That's moi

It seems to be very common, even the other half does it from time to time in text messages to me!"

What is the difference?

My phone nearly always auto corrects to you're! Grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had I wanna tongue punch your fart box last night.....

I wouldn't mind but I don't fart

Hahaha I had that yesterday!!!

Same guy I bet!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does tha get offended if I talk Yorkshire to thi? I tend to text as i speak thanos, its not lazy, its a language of its own i tell thi and if anyone's got owt to say then tha'll just av ter gerrowerit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had I wanna tongue punch your fart box last night.....

Sorry....... I'm taking it that's a No then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People not knowing the difference between your and you're!

Pah! That's moi

It seems to be very common, even the other half does it from time to time in text messages to me!

Think you need to teach me on a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had I wanna tongue punch your fart box last night.....

Sorry....... I'm taking it that's a No then?

Haha what do you think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had I wanna tongue punch your fart box last night.....

Sorry....... I'm taking it that's a No then?

Haha what do you think!

Damn, I must think up a new one liner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had I wanna tongue punch your fart box last night.....

I wouldn't mind but I don't fart

Is that guy still sending that message?? Wonder what sort of take up rate he has?

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"People not knowing the difference between your and you're!

I'm the same with to and too ,drives me mad

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By *aj_massageMan
over a year ago

Dudley

Acommandate, accomandate, accom.... come on you're on the internet just type the word in google and magically it will offer you the correct spelling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't immediately give their phone number and home address. Bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't address me as your Ladyship

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

We tend to see poor spelling and grammar in the same light as poor profile pics. If people can't make the effort to take even a little care over selling themselves why should we make the effort of interacting with them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Your loss' when being rejected.

No really, really it's not my loss at all. Because if I rejected you it means I didn't want you. Whenever someone says 'your loss' I hear 'my gain' because clearly I rejected a dickhead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Your loss' when being rejected.

No really, really it's not my loss at all. Because if I rejected you it means I didn't want you. Whenever someone says 'your loss' I hear 'my gain' because clearly I rejected a dickhead."

Ha ha very true!

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By *r appyMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

discrete, discrete, DISCREET

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm a virgin, will you take my virginity!

*said no 40 year old swinger ever!

And Fancy meeting me in Dublin, Cork, Florida? Erm no, I'm not made of money and ain't that desperate for a shag!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"People not knowing the difference between your and you're!

Pah! That's moi

It seems to be very common, even the other half does it from time to time in text messages to me!

I remember my English teacher, Mrs Lang. Boy, did she go balistic at the improper use of apostrophes. I can see and hear her clearly...and I last saw her in 1977!

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

"I had I wanna tongue punch your fart box last night.....

I wouldn't mind but I don't fart

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omg i had this must be the same person haha..

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By *om1962Man
over a year ago

Brighton

Not only does it make me grimace, when people mix up "your" and "you're", I do the same with "there", "their" and "they're."

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I find overly graphic messages very naff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is

"I'm working in your area over the next few day"

Every guy seems to work in Derby for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ok

This is my biggest pet peeve by far when getting a message.

I know you'll think it's petty and it probably is.

But I'm a writer and love language

Orgasm is a nicer word

But in this context the word is COME

So my question is

What is your biggest pet peeve in a message? "

But wot if yur a Slade fan? Things ar not alwaze that eezy or simpull!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

HiYa (I think that means hello) and would spelt as wood!

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

We get alot of

Defiantly instead of definately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had I wanna tongue punch your fart box last night.....

I wouldn't mind but I don't fart

I had that too. Twice. He must have forgotten who he had sent it to.

My peeve is people spelling discreet wrongly. Not much I know but it niggles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does tha get offended if I talk Yorkshire to thi? I tend to text as i speak thanos, its not lazy, its a language of its own i tell thi and if anyone's got owt to say then tha'll just av ter gerrowerit

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That's so cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U got kik

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ok

This is my biggest pet peeve by far when getting a message.

I know you'll think it's petty and it probably is.

But I'm a writer and love language

Orgasm is a nicer word

But in this context the word is COME

So my question is

What is your biggest pet peeve in a message? "

If you are ranting about the incorrect use of the English language - and assuming your capitalisation of the word "But" denotes the start of a new sentence then surely you should know One should never start a sentence with a conjunction.

"However" would be the correct start.

People who live in Glass houses......LOL

But fuck it- know what you mean laaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had the other day 'owns you to!

Is that how's you two?

Or is it 'i want to own you two?

Either way we never replied

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

All I can say is...wow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hows u?

I hate it with a passion. Tends to lead to a tumble message.

We've had a lot of 'how's use' lately to try and refer to both of us!

Argggggh!

*dyslexics not included!"

How's use is just spelt incorrectly. It should be "How's you's". That's the proper Lancky way of spelling it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate one word answers. I'll get messages or winked at. So I'll say hi/introduce myself and comment on something I've read or seen in their profile. Then I get back 'lol' or 'yeah'. It's an up hill struggle. I tend not to break my back anymore.

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By *ordgirlWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

"We get alot of

Defiantly instead of definately

or even DEFINITELY ...

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

"We get alot of

Defiantly instead of definately

or even DEFINITELY ... "

Whoops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate one word answers. I'll get messages or winked at. So I'll say hi/introduce myself and comment on something I've read or seen in their profile. Then I get back 'lol' or 'yeah'. It's an up hill struggle. I tend not to break my back anymore.

Lol

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

Her"

...

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By *ajandroseMan
over a year ago

tamworth

"Inconsistent punctuation. "
chuckles, in corner, quietly.

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By *ajandroseMan
over a year ago

tamworth

"People not knowing the difference between your and you're!

Pah! That's moi

It seems to be very common, even the other half does it from time to time in text messages to me!

"
properly bollocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here, if it feels like hard work on here then it's not going to be any better if/when you meet.

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By *ot monkey71Couple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

My pet peeve has to be the use of the word NO. All to often I see this in reply to my messages

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

I hate it when people spell tongue wrongly lol tonge, tounge, teong, tougne, tungoe are a few of the variables I've seen

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By *ajandroseMan
over a year ago

tamworth

"Ok ok

This is my biggest pet peeve by far when getting a message.

I know you'll think it's petty and it probably is.

But I'm a writer and love language

Orgasm is a nicer word

But in this context the word is COME

So my question is

What is your biggest pet peeve in a message?

"However" would be the correct start.

People who live in Glass houses......LOL

But fuck it- know what you mean laaaaa"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Habitual voyeurs of my profile annoy me more than all of the misspelled dross I get in messages.

Make a move!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could of...

It's could HAVE or could've.

Using 'then' instead of 'than' is pretty annoying.

Also as seen in a recent thread, the tendency of some to claim/believe that any form of employment is a profession. It isn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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aye lass

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