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I've lost my friend :-(

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A little spider that lived in the corner, I called him Harry (I call everything Harry) but this Harry was special.

He just vanished, now I have nobody to talk to when I'm home alone .

Signed

Devastated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw much love. I call everything Bob. Sure Harry knew he was loved lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you Bob, I'm so confused - I don't even like spiders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wasn't just a spider, Harry was a good friend. Sorry bout your loss, chin up x x Awww....

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By *ate_night_massageMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"He wasn't just a spider, Harry was a good friend. "

Was his private gallery any good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He wasn't just a spider, Harry was a good friend. Sorry bout your loss, chin up x x Awww.... "

Thank you so much, I'm feeling the love xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He wasn't just a spider, Harry was a good friend.

Was his private gallery any good?"

It was varied and interesting, some great poses with 4 pairs of shoes on at once...quite brilliant really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn't accidentally suck him up the hoover did you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just imagine, he probably ran away with Harriet the female spider for a dirty valentine weekend. He'll be back xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No no I've been very careful not to hoover that bit, I just know he wouldn't leave without writing in his Web.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once killed a spider now I feel soooo bad.

To be fair it was either kill him (john) or eat him during my sleep.

Rip John and all you other murderers should add the same.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just imagine, he probably ran away with Harriet the female spider for a dirty valentine weekend. He'll be back xxx"

Oh shit! There's gonna be millions of the little buggers now isn't there! Xx

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I had a daddy long legs spider (not a daddy long legs) live outside my place and move in with me for winter last year. I evicted him in spring - hope that doesn't sound cruel - and had a small clutch of them around during summer. We can get attached to all kinds of sweet little creatures.

Right now, my tame robin has brought along his friend, and he's feeding her. I'm guessing there'll be more babies along soon. Don't know if he'll find the spider, who didn't come in this winter, but at least I'm feeding them, so may prevent it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once killed a spider now I feel soooo bad.

To be fair it was either kill him (john) or eat him during my sleep.

Rip John and all you other murderers should add the same.

"

Confession box now open...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel for your loss. Maybe just maybe you should leave some food out he might be back in the morning.

Remove all conkers from near by. Hope he returns. Offer a reward if seen. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just imagine, he probably ran away with Harriet the female spider for a dirty valentine weekend. He'll be back xxx

Oh shit! There's gonna be millions of the little buggers now isn't there! Xx"

If he daft enough to go bareback there will!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a daddy long legs spider (not a daddy long legs) live outside my place and move in with me for winter last year. I evicted him in spring - hope that doesn't sound cruel - and had a small clutch of them around during summer. We can get attached to all kinds of sweet little creatures.

Right now, my tame robin has brought along his friend, and he's feeding her. I'm guessing there'll be more babies along soon. Don't know if he'll find the spider, who didn't come in this winter, but at least I'm feeding them, so may prevent it."

Hope your not going to murder them!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a daddy long legs spider (not a daddy long legs) live outside my place and move in with me for winter last year. I evicted him in spring - hope that doesn't sound cruel - and had a small clutch of them around during summer. We can get attached to all kinds of sweet little creatures.

Right now, my tame robin has brought along his friend, and he's feeding her. I'm guessing there'll be more babies along soon. Don't know if he'll find the spider, who didn't come in this winter, but at least I'm feeding them, so may prevent it."

Aaaaw robins are just the prettiest little things, can't help but smile when I see one.

Nice deed you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel for your loss. Maybe just maybe you should leave some food out he might be back in the morning.

Remove all conkers from near by. Hope he returns. Offer a reward if seen. Xx"

Oooh good thinking - anyone have any spare flies I could have?

Reward for Harry will be individual to needs. Thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just imagine, he probably ran away with Harriet the female spider for a dirty valentine weekend. He'll be back xxx

Oh shit! There's gonna be millions of the little buggers now isn't there! Xx

If he daft enough to go bareback there will! "

Should I leave out some tiny condoms?

Now then, where can I find some of those.... Tiny condoms anyone??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just imagine, he probably ran away with Harriet the female spider for a dirty valentine weekend. He'll be back xxx

Oh shit! There's gonna be millions of the little buggers now isn't there! Xx

If he daft enough to go bareback there will!

Should I leave out some tiny condoms?

Now then, where can I find some of those.... Tiny condoms anyone??"

My hubbys got one you can have. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just imagine, he probably ran away with Harriet the female spider for a dirty valentine weekend. He'll be back xxx

Oh shit! There's gonna be millions of the little buggers now isn't there! Xx

If he daft enough to go bareback there will!

Should I leave out some tiny condoms?

Now then, where can I find some of those.... Tiny condoms anyone??"

There may be some lurking somewhere but I doubt any guys will admit it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just imagine, he probably ran away with Harriet the female spider for a dirty valentine weekend. He'll be back xxx

Oh shit! There's gonna be millions of the little buggers now isn't there! Xx

If he daft enough to go bareback there will!

Should I leave out some tiny condoms?

Now then, where can I find some of those.... Tiny condoms anyone??

My hubbys got one you can have. Xx"

Lol thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just imagine, he probably ran away with Harriet the female spider for a dirty valentine weekend. He'll be back xxx

Oh shit! There's gonna be millions of the little buggers now isn't there! Xx

If he daft enough to go bareback there will!

Should I leave out some tiny condoms?

Now then, where can I find some of those.... Tiny condoms anyone??

There may be some lurking somewhere but I doubt any guys will admit it "

Yeah I think you're probably right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he ever get his leg over, over,over, over, over, over, over? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did he ever get his leg over, over,over, over, over, over, over? X "

Hahaha I'm not sure yet, I'm going to leave out the tiny condom and see if it's been taken by the morning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its.ok i.think he' moved over here!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Love Honey do spider condoms

If you ever have a robin in your hand, you will be amazed that they weigh almost nothing. How they survive the winter with so little body mass amazes me.

My mum had a fledgling robin fly into her garage 2 years ago. She helped guide it out, and it appeared the next day in her garden. She started feeding it and it still visits her most days, even bringing her partners and babies too, as she's been a prolific mum (the robin, not mine who's not popped out as many).

Spiders are very resilient. They can go months without food, depending on species. I'm sure the missing guy will be safe and probably re-appear. If only he knew/understood how much he was missed, he'd be back in a shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just imagine, he probably ran away with Harriet the female spider for a dirty valentine weekend. He'll be back xxx"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He wasn't just a spider, Harry was a good friend.

Was his private gallery any good?

It was varied and interesting, some great poses with 4 pairs of shoes on at once...quite brilliant really."

He! With four pairs of shoes on???? Interesting. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just imagine, he probably ran away with Harriet the female spider for a dirty valentine weekend. He'll be back xxx

Haha "

the female of the species is more deadlier than the male...so no...he probably wont!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you call me a spinach eating freak?

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

I kill spiders all the time ,horrrible things

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

I had a gecko in my house last year.... He appeared, the girl I was with, jumped....

So I picked him up, put him in a salad bowl, with some lettuce n water (I'm no expert)...

By morning he had disappeared and I never saw him again!

Every now and then I look out for him too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a huge black spider in my living room, his name was Boris and was quite a regular near the fireplace. Not seen him for a while though....although, I may have accidentaly hoovered him up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This morning I found this:

Mrs hot,

I have very much enjoyed my time with you, however I've met a very hairy lady friend that I just can't resist. Thank you for the protection, after finding it was a little on the small side we decided to throw caution to the wind. Now we're expecting some hairy little ones.

I would love to come back to visit but my new lady friend says that Mr hot tried to hit her with a shoe.

Have a nice life...

Love H.

P.s watch out for my friend Bob - he's a right perv...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I leave out some tiny condoms?

Now then, where can I find some of those.... Tiny condoms anyone??"
You should have tried Jollyes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fairly local I could come replace him if you want lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He wasn't just a spider, Harry was a good friend.

Was his private gallery any good?"

I doubt the sky remote pic did him any favours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm fairly local I could come replace him if you want lol. "

Are you good at just sitting in the corner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He wasn't just a spider, Harry was a good friend.

Was his private gallery any good?

I doubt the sky remote pic did him any favours "

Hahahahaha

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
over a year ago

darlo

You should organise a search party for harry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't think he wants to come back now....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

In a previous house I had quite a few, they were all called Henry & ma dog was called Spider

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
over a year ago

darlo


"I don't think he wants to come back now...."

Did you threaten to stamp on him?!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In a previous house I had quite a few, they were all called Henry & ma dog was called Spider "

Haha that's cool, a dog named spider

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think he wants to come back now....

Did you threaten to stamp on him?!!!!!"

No not this one!

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
over a year ago

darlo


"I don't think he wants to come back now....

Did you threaten to stamp on him?!!!!!

No not this one!"

Maybe he didn't like you stamping on his spidey friends!!!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"I had a daddy long legs spider (not a daddy long legs) live outside my place and move in with me for winter last year. I evicted him in spring - hope that doesn't sound cruel - and had a small clutch of them around during summer. We can get attached to all kinds of sweet little creatures.

Right now, my tame robin has brought along his friend, and he's feeding her. I'm guessing there'll be more babies along soon. Don't know if he'll find the spider, who didn't come in this winter, but at least I'm feeding them, so may prevent it."

When I opened my kitchen window a long legged insect flew into the room and suddenly exploded.

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I think it was a jihaddy long legs..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a daddy long legs spider (not a daddy long legs) live outside my place and move in with me for winter last year. I evicted him in spring - hope that doesn't sound cruel - and had a small clutch of them around during summer. We can get attached to all kinds of sweet little creatures.

Right now, my tame robin has brought along his friend, and he's feeding her. I'm guessing there'll be more babies along soon. Don't know if he'll find the spider, who didn't come in this winter, but at least I'm feeding them, so may prevent it.

When I opened my kitchen window a long legged insect flew into the room and suddenly exploded.

.

.

I think it was a jihaddy long legs.. "

Pmsl

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