FabSwingers.com forum: Earhole licking!!! WTF

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats the worst offer yet.

Was just arranging a bi meet for me and after all the messages i was asked "can he lick my earhole?"

Thats the sickest thing ive heard of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that is the sickest thing you have heard, you are in for a shock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats the worst offer yet.

Was just arranging a bi meet for me and after all the messages i was asked "can he lick my earhole?"

Thats the sickest thing ive heard of.

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Lmfao!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate hate HATE people who stick their tongue down my ear

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By *onny bigMan
over a year ago

london harrow

I love a woman nibbling on my ear and she can stick her tongue in, no problem for me at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I like a nibble of the ear love and heavy breathing in my ear.. It's not the sickest thing though

the sickest thing Iv ever had requested is too shit on someone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If that is the sickest thing you have heard, you are in for a shock

Oh you...

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By *et_n_WildCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"Thats the worst offer yet.

Was just arranging a bi meet for me and after all the messages i was asked "can he lick my earhole?"

Thats the sickest thing ive heard of.

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Whats the weridest youve been asked?

You said EAR hole right?

Someone asked if they can bite me and drink my blood like a vampire while we fucked.

So umm yeah...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might have had an ear fetish?

Have noticed loads of guys love having their ear lobes kissed and licked, sucked a little so this wouldn't surprise me. I hate anything going near my ears though, sends a horrible chill through my body so i wouldn't want anyone doing it to me.

Don't wanna disclose the wridest stuff i've heard coz i like some of it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a porno called "can you ear me cumming" and all the cum shots are on the girls ear lol,some people are into strange things

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By *obbie glasgowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"There is a porno called "can you ear me cumming" and all the cum shots are on the girls ear lol,some people are into strange things

Hilarious!!!!!!

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By *obbie glasgowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"There is a porno called "can you ear me cumming" and all the cum shots are on the girls ear lol,some people are into strange things

Hilarious!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love heavy breathing n a tongue in my ear..drives me crazy!...not too nice when u can taste wax after haaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most guys I've met LOVE having their ears licked, sucked and even a tongue in their ear so it's a lot more common than perhaps you think. However, guys always try and do it to me and I hate it! It's like having a really noisy dog try and eat food out of your ear!!!

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

I think that's where my erogenous zone is. I love it!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I havent had any odd requests but I cant see ear wax tasting decent regardless of who's it is.

Compare it with farts.

You fart a fart and to you (the farter) its not the end of the world is it? Infact, strangely its quite nice.

Now do the same with ear wax, put your little finger in and sample that little bit of wax, ergghhhh, its probably the same as the other persons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.

I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I for one luv it lol

asha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.

I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines

Do you check they are clean first

To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Don't spose you would like a wet finger in ya ear as it's being shaken about with the cry of 'wet willy!!' either then?!

just a thought lol ....

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Don't spose you would like a wet finger in ya ear as it's being shaken about with the cry of 'wet willy!!' either then?!

just a thought lol ...."

Thats a great game.

another one is in the summer when your out n about sat still, touch the other half just insdie the ear with the end of a piece of grass, they flap and run around thinking its a bee attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats the worst offer yet.

Was just arranging a bi meet for me and after all the messages i was asked "can he lick my earhole?"

Thats the sickest thing ive heard of.

Block and delete.

Whats the weridest youve been asked?

I wouldnt like it myself but there are weirder things that I wouldnt let be done to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.

I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines

Do you check they are clean first

To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose

I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the weridest youve been asked?

It involved shit and a dog, my dog I may add, the dirty perv couldn't even provide his own dog

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Don't spose you would like a wet finger in ya ear as it's being shaken about with the cry of 'wet willy!!' either then?!

just a thought lol ....

Thats a great game.

another one is in the summer when your out n about sat still, touch the other half just insdie the ear with the end of a piece of grass, they flap and run around thinking its a bee attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If that is the sickest thing you have heard, you are in for a shock

Should see some of the messages I get eh lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats the worst offer yet.

Was just arranging a bi meet for me and after all the messages i was asked "can he lick my earhole?"

Thats the sickest thing ive heard of.

Block and delete.

Whats the weridest youve been asked?

Maybe he meant to say arsehole and it auto corrected???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You guys cracked me up.

The porno one and the dog. Pmsl.

Each to there own as you say but i wouldnt eat a candle.

It sends shivers down my neck at the thought of it.

I might buy a wee carrott and have a trial run.....lol

(just kidding no chance!)

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.

I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines

Do you check they are clean first

To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose

I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.

I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.

A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.

For Fuck Sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ear nibble is sexy don't mind trying a tongue in there too lol!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Ears were considered deeply erogenous in my yoof! I think a bit of lobe teasing is enough for me though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.

I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines

Do you check they are clean first

To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose

I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.

I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.

A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.

For Fuck Sake"

Aw. I think that's kind of sweet to be fair. Mums will do anything they can to stop their kids suffering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If that is the sickest thing you have heard, you are in for a shock

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.

I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines

Do you check they are clean first

To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose

I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.

I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.

A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.

For Fuck Sake

Aw. I think that's kind of sweet to be fair. Mums will do anything they can to stop their kids suffering.

Same with us Dads but I wouldnt do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.

I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines

Do you check they are clean first

To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose

I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.

I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.

A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.

For Fuck Sake

Aw. I think that's kind of sweet to be fair. Mums will do anything they can to stop their kids suffering.

Same with us Dads but I wouldnt do that"

They came out of our kooch (or in my case close to that area). Think after that nothing is seen as disgusting.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"Thats the worst offer yet.

Was just arranging a bi meet for me and after all the messages i was asked "can he lick my earhole?"

Thats the sickest thing ive heard of.

Block and delete.

Whats the weridest youve been asked?

Love it personally...ears are a major erogenous zone for me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.

I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines

Do you check they are clean first

To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose

I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.

I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.

A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.

For Fuck Sake"

Omfg i just threw up!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing with my ears really does it for me so any messages about that would be a lot more welcome than the usual dros we get sent

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.

I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines

Do you check they are clean first

To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose

I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.

I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.

A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.

For Fuck Sake

Omfg i just threw up!!!!

Got a dog? They'll clean it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.

I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines

Do you check they are clean first

To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose

I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.

I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.

A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.

For Fuck Sake

Omfg i just threw up!!!!

Got a dog? They'll clean it up"

Lmao i remember when my youngest was potty training she shat on the floor and when i went to pick it up it has disappeared..... Turns out the dog had ate it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.

I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines

Do you check they are clean first

To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose

I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.

I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.

A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.

For Fuck Sake

Omfg i just threw up!!!!

Got a dog? They'll clean it up

Lmao i remember when my youngest was potty training she shat on the floor and when i went to pick it up it has disappeared..... Turns out the dog had ate it!!!!

Had*

Sorry to anyone who has just eaten their lunch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.

I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines

Do you check they are clean first

To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose

I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.

I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.

A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.

For Fuck Sake

Omfg i just threw up!!!!

Got a dog? They'll clean it up

Lmao i remember when my youngest was potty training she shat on the floor and when i went to pick it up it has disappeared..... Turns out the dog had ate it!!!!

Had*

Sorry to anyone who has just eaten their lunch lol"

Now that's funny!!!!!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.

I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines

Do you check they are clean first

To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose

I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.

I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.

A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.

For Fuck Sake

Omfg i just threw up!!!!

Got a dog? They'll clean it up

Lmao i remember when my youngest was potty training she shat on the floor and when i went to pick it up it has disappeared..... Turns out the dog had ate it!!!!

Id come home smashed one night, tried spewing from the bathroom door, 8ft away into the toilet, I just painted the carpet thats all.

Woke up knowing what was ahead of me, eventually I get up, its all gone.

I dont believe in Fairies, I know what happened and Ive never ever been to Police Academy

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By *ig_Man76Man
over a year ago

Swanscombe

My ex used to love it!! Plus having her armpit licked and feet kissed, licked and sucked!!!

I loved doing it, got us so horny all the time we did it.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I dont like the tongue fully in my ear but i dont like having wetness in my ears full stop i wear earplugs when i wash my hair and go swimming, but a gentle nibble on the earlobe is a turn on

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

Last year my boy had an ingrowing toenail and alot of infection in it. He wouldnt let me pin it to release the gunk.... so i sucked on his toe hard and sucked it out. Job done

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By *ig_Man76Man
over a year ago

Swanscombe

"Last year my boy had an ingrowing toenail and alot of infection in it. He wouldnt let me pin it to release the gunk.... so i sucked on his toe hard and sucked it out. Job done

Cor dear! Haha

That's hardcore lol

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

"Last year my boy had an ingrowing toenail and alot of infection in it. He wouldnt let me pin it to release the gunk.... so i sucked on his toe hard and sucked it out. Job done

Cor dear! Haha

That's hardcore lol"

Lol maybe. But if i can rim an arse i can suck my lads manky toe

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By *ig_Man76Man
over a year ago

Swanscombe

That is true!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That toe post just ruined it.

I feel sick.

Spewwwwww all over the carpet 8ft from the bog.

I need some peptoebizmall now.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I wouldn't delete someone just because they queried a non-standard but healthy for me interest.

I did have someone suggest ear tongue invasion, but it doesn't interest me, so declined.

I've had a whole gamut of unusual, personally revolting proposals as well as things that have spurred my amazement.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Last year my boy had an ingrowing toenail and alot of infection in it. He wouldnt let me pin it to release the gunk.... so i sucked on his toe hard and sucked it out. Job done

You have my respect for your devotion to duty, but am unsure whether there was a sexual element. I won't ask, as some find it a little off-putting : the visualisation did unsettle me for a moment, but am level headed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was looking forward to the meet until that was said.

Then it just made me feel uncomforanle they he may try that shit on.

So i deleted him. Thats not bad is it?

What if i said to him ok come round but none of that ear hole tongue poking stuff!.

It would of just made me feel uneasy.

That me being picky? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was looking forward to the meet until that was said.

Then it just made me feel uncomforanle they he may try that shit on.

So i deleted him. Thats not bad is it?

What if i said to him ok come round but none of that ear hole tongue poking stuff!.

It would of just made me feel uneasy.

That me being picky? Xx"

You should have said you don't like it, if they got all pissy about it then block.

I know a sub guy, was well into anal but he met a woman who liked to lick the shit off the dildo after it had been up him, said he loved the meet apart from that, i told him tell her that then, so he did and she said she wouldn't do it again if he wasn't into it.

Might as well tell that story in here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Awww man i wish i never started this now...

Ok enoughs enough how do i delete this post? Lol

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