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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies, Have you ever faked it? If so why? Lets hear your funny stories. Men, do you think you can tell if a woman is faking. Just for the record I have never faked it with my hubby but have with an ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course men can't tell! They even ask if you've cum when you've not and not when you have!

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

I do not think i would be able to tell the difference unless it was so obvious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never 100% sure, but sometimes I think it has been faked.

But having said that, on occasion I had faked too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of course men can't tell! They even ask if you've cum when you've not and not when you have!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

They always cum with me 100% of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always cum with me 100% of the time "

you always get one stallion don't you?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I fake it every time I glam up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes on occasion, sometime you just have too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes on occasion, sometime you just have too"

This ^ with an ex or 3. Her

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

How many can tell when a man fakes it?

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By *ouplelookingforadultfunCouple
over a year ago

Oxfordshire


"How many can tell when a man fakes it?"

I've only ever had one man fake it.

He'd had a lot to drink, but while still able to maintain an erection, his sensitivity down below wasn't it's normal self, and we'd been going a good hour and still he hadn't cum!!

Then he had this nice shuddering orgasm, and after a while we both nodded off!

The next morning he confessed as he said he didn't want to hurt my feelings by not having an orgasm.

I told him it was fine, that I knew he hadn't cum, as I didn't feel A) the swelling of his penis just before he cums, B) the little jerks inside, when a man is spurting and C) a big wet patch on the sheets the next morning

But yes, I can certainly tell when a man doesn't orgasm!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not bothered if a woman fakes it, it is all about me and how I get the pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've faked it before. For those times when its gone on forever and you want it to be over And they won't cum til you do.

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

With my ex.... Most of the time, then I stopped bothering to even fake.Since then... Never needed to; either faking has not been required or ive been honest. I don't see that you have to always to enjoy the sex though. It's a part of it.

You Can tell when blokes fake, same as some can tell a woman has.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many many times. They just keep on banging away, getting sore, bored, CBB starting in ten Mins, so many reasons

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even women can't tell.

I once came (quite violently) while sitting on a girl's face. My clit was literally throbbing (I can feel it pulsate during orgasm when I masturbate) in her mouth. My body was in spasms and she then asked me "did you just cum?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's just say I haven't had to fake an orgasm since I started swinging! Had some amazing sex in the past year! - Thank you guys! Mwah! Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've faked it before. For those times when its gone on forever and you want it to be over And they won't cum til you do. "
not right in my book I'd rather just be told to stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the point of faking it... Living a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies when you do fake it , is it ever due to lack of effort on your part ??

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

With all the current fascination with squirting I suppose it's an ideal opportunity for women who might be tempted to fake it. Just piss the bed big time, say 'ooh thanks you big stallion' and go to sleep.

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By *opmanforfun300Man
over a year ago

. Newcastle

Must admit ive faked it a few times. Not just women who do. If the lady your with cant be arsed to put the effort in then best get out off there with ill call you soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even women can't tell.

I once came (quite violently) while sitting on a girl's face. My clit was literally throbbing (I can feel it pulsate during orgasm when I masturbate) in her mouth. My body was in spasms and she then asked me "did you just cum?" "

And your little post has just finished me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never faked it. I'd just rather call it to a halt, have a break and start again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies when you do fake it , is it ever due to lack of effort on your part ?? "

Yeah, odd occasion it's not happening, I'm bored and tired and can't honestly be bothered to carry on...

Not often but admit I have done.

Depends how comfortable I feel with the guy as would just be honest with partners...

Along the lines of " Gerroff and get kettle on!"

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies when you do fake it , is it ever due to lack of effort on your part ?? "

Sometimes if your just not feeling it, never faked it, to be hurtful to any one.

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

I've never faked it, even when an ex used to complain saying that I was stopping it all the time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women should never fake it, id rather them be totally honest!

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

I started to get suspicious when she was lying there screaming and thrashing about. I wouldn't have minded but she could've at least waited until I'd put it in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your not game is it not kinder to just not have sex then fake it ? Or maybe just hook him up with a BJ ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your not game is it not kinder to just not have sex then fake it ? Or maybe just hook him up with a BJ ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have faked it countless times. Really easy to do as men don't have a clue. My other half however knows exactly when I have come lol don't you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With my ex.... Most of the time, then I stopped bothering to even fake.Since then... Never needed to; either faking has not been required or ive been honest. I don't see that you have to always to enjoy the sex though. It's a part of it.

You Can tell when blokes fake, same as some can tell a woman has."
you don't always have to enjoy sex ??? Then what's the point ??

Question asked with all due respect .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" you don't always have to enjoy sex ???

Then what's the point ?? Question asked with all due respect . "

Pleasing ones partner most of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So there are woman out there who will have sex just because they know there man needs it ? And where does "one" find such a selfless lady ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So there are woman out there who will have sex just because they know there man needs it ? And where does "one" find such a selfless lady ? "

I used to do it but I am taken now by someone who I actually enjoy it with x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always cum with me 100% of the time

you always get one stallion don't you? "

Can vouch for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure whether I could tell if a woman had faked it or not. I'd hope they haven't noticed when I've faked it either, I feel bad enough as it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from my experience (him) there are things that happen during an orgasm that cant really be faked. the increase in moisture, random twitching/compression in muscles. surely there is more to an orgasm than just the sound a women makes. women describe a good orgasm as something that takes over their body, so if she seems in control of herself at the time then there is a good chance its fake. but then again not all women are the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even women can't tell.

I once came (quite violently) while sitting on a girl's face. My clit was literally throbbing (I can feel it pulsate during orgasm when I masturbate) in her mouth. My body was in spasms and she then asked me "did you just cum?" "

this is me every time I orgasm so I think you'd tell with me if I had x

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