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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

come on, lets hear your funny words for labia. Just for fun, no need to insult anyone.

Go.........

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Dumbo's ears....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Beef curtains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss flaps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Wayne's Saddle Bags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot dog roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badly packed kebab.

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Badly packed kebab. "

shake that lettuce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hydraulic piss flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beef curtains."

Still the funniest

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By *ilmdoCouple
over a year ago

aylesbury

Back doors of Post office van

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Beef curtains.

Still the funniest "

agreed

I tend to use beef curtains the most, but thunderflaps just make me have a childish giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock traps!

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

venus fly trap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wooly bike rack

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By *aven QueenWoman
over a year ago

Putney

Flower petals! Only nice names for my body parts thank-you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rip in a pink blanket!

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Flower petals! Only nice names for my body parts thank-you "

that's rather cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking BICYCLE PETALS FOR OUR LASS !!!!

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Fucking BICYCLE PETALS FOR OUR LASS !!!!"

not heard that one before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It always been piss flaps in our house. Maybe beef curtains if we want to be shocking.

I had a mate that used to eat seafood in the pub when the guy came round selling it. He used to ask for a portion of "piss flaps in vinegar".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I had a mate that used to eat seafood in the pub when the guy came round selling it. He used to ask for a portion of "piss flaps in vinegar". "

oh jeeez! Hahahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giblets! lol

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By *aughtyinguMan
over a year ago

swindon

Axe wound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

under carriage..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busted sofa

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By *arbarella PartiesWoman
over a year ago

oxford

The gibbons grin!

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By *arbarella PartiesWoman
over a year ago

oxford

Or "Rats back" for an untrimmed lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what we call them down south. never had that conversation

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"Flower petals! Only nice names for my body parts thank-you "

I'm with you....has anyone got any nice names for our lady bits? A bloke would get a good slap if he referred to mine as my 'axe wound'!!

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By *urvy hotwife 4 Black MenCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Turkeys neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penny in ore house when the kids were little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gammon flaps is my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can remember being 8-10 years old visiting relatives in Newcastle.

We were all sitting at the dining table having just had a meal and I was tucking into a jar of pickled mussels which I'm quite partial to.

Think I must've asked why some of the mussels had what looked to me like hair on them.

Upon which my great uncle picked out one of said 'hairy' mussels and proceeded to explain in great detail that they were actually "wimmins fannys wor lad" and how woman evolved by sprouting legs,arms,body n head from said hairy mussels!

Can still remember the look of horror on all my female relatives faces as he was telling this 'history (or should that be herstory lol)of the evolution of womankind!'

No wonder I'm fucked in the head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend used to call a hairy one an axe wound in a gorillas back

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

One for the lady's, one for the lads.

For my ex they were the Mysterious curtains of love. For the lads on the bus to rugby it's 'show us ur beef curtains'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Front bum

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Libia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cookie because I love to eat it

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By *rs and mrs FCouple
over a year ago

Northwest

Penis fly trap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flange Flaps or Beef curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clout like a donkeys yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curtains by Dewhurst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wizards sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gash ??

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Butterfly wings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tongue holders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Piss flaps."

mint...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ripped out fireplace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flower petals! Only nice names for my body parts thank-you

I'm with you....has anyone got any nice names for our lady bits? A bloke would get a good slap if he referred to mine as my 'axe wound'!! "

Fairy or lady garden

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

bacon and lettuce buffet x

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