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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Leave a false veri (on this thread not on their profile obviously) for the poster above. For example, the house was filthier than the wife. Its all banter and for a only for a laugh. Lets see who can come up with the funniest.

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

Last time I go under the stairs to read their meter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met this guy in a hotel as arranged to perform oral on his girlfriend while he watched. Nice guy and everything but can't say I was too impressed when said girlfriend whipped her cock out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't treat him with respect, he doesn't have a cock to die for, is not a repeater, and I couldn't wait for him to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you decide to meet him do him from behind.......Breath like a Salmon Poachers Maggot Box!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was pleased to see me when I got there - so was the pair of extra large welly sock down his y-fronts

At least his throat was big enough...

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

Came, came and went.

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

He was a panda. He eats shoots and leaves.

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

I brought a mallard, after all, she'd told me she wanted a duck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He really is quackers. I said a fuck not a duck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone can read this, send for help. We're chained in a basement somewh....................oh no, they're coming................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't get these fucking people to leave they've chained themselves up In my basement!!!!

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By *uzi Jones 26Woman
over a year ago

The Devil's Lair

Has a fetish for chaining people up in his basement. I would have at least had them used as slaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice clean women.smelled lovely.However didn't have fun as she had a fanny that looked like a shot gun wound.

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice couple but a little over flatulent for me.

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

When a meet starts with the words "I can't stay long, the taxi's on the meter and my kid's in the back" you know it'll be a good one. Lori was as good as her word and didn't stay long. A suck, a fondle and a quick grope before riding me quickly to completion.

10/10 would bang again and next time I'll have PROPER condoms so no need to use a sandwich bag . Oops, my bad!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No wonder his nickname is Panda. Eats shoots and leaves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been cocked more times than john waynes hand gun,i could compete with the rest of em,oh well

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

She was sexy as a sexy thing but not as hot as her mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly thought he was a panda the way he eats shoots and leaves

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By *ittenwantstoplayWoman
over a year ago

Kent

When he says he is looking for 'genuine' ladies on his profile, I hadn't prepared myself for why! It was only when I saw the vast array of blow up dolls sat occupying all the seating space in his house, that I realised why being a 'genuine' woman is so important to him! Poor guy! It had been a long time since he had experienced one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't lie straight in bed

A distinct advantage

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By *ittenwantstoplayWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Couldn't lie straight in bed

A distinct advantage "

Lol!!???? What???? Lol

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Everything seemed to go to plan, she was everything she said she was. But I would rather have had a KitKat... cos you can only get FOUR fingers in a KitKat

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

... When she said, "I'm no where near the M1" what she meant was, not everyone has been up the M1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up late, half cut and smelling of a heady boquet of fags, sweat and John Smith's. Proceeded to whip out his cock, couldn't find it as his pubes were like the wild man of Borneo.. came in his pants, gave up and left. Yea, don't pass him by. Treat him with respect. The real deal. Genuine

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By *ittenwantstoplayWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"... When she said, "I'm no where near the M1" what she meant was, not everyone has been up the M1

Cheeky barsteward!!!

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By *ittenwantstoplayWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Turned up late, half cut and smelling of a heady boquet of fags, sweat and John Smith's. Proceeded to whip out his cock, couldn't find it as his pubes were like the wild man of Borneo.. came in his pants, gave up and left. Yea, don't pass him by. Treat him with respect. The real deal. Genuine

I met him too I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God, wish I was leaving a real one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't sure where the echoes were coming from

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By *lirtyfortygirlCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

A real stunner, until I wrestled the taser from his grasp. A gleaming smile once he located his teeth, long flowing hair coming from his nostrils which gaped like freshly dug badger holes. Oh yes girls this guys not to be missed he has a cock like a dislocated little finger and the stamina of an asthmatic sloth. His waterfront apartment is on the 9th floor of Winnie Mandela house!

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By *ittenwantstoplayWoman
over a year ago

Kent

What a mess he left! Huge puddle on the floor! Oh! Was that me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Total loser,stinky feet and jizzed all over my curtains !

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By *ittenwantstoplayWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"A real stunner, until I wrestled the taser from his grasp. A gleaming smile once he located his teeth, long flowing hair coming from his nostrils which gaped like freshly dug badger holes. Oh yes girls this guys not to be missed he has a cock like a dislocated little finger and the stamina of an asthmatic sloth. His waterfront apartment is on the 9th floor of Winnie Mandela house!"

Ha ha ha!!

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By *ittenwantstoplayWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"God, wish I was leaving a real one

I am sure he faked that orgasm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

class

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By *ittenwantstoplayWoman
over a year ago

Kent

The dislocated cock was off putting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't sure which was more alive the carpet or her hairy minge

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By *ittenwantstoplayWoman
over a year ago

Kent

To think I actually grew a furry rabbit hole just for him!

Thankfully I managed to get back to my smooth state..although i did have to do a lot of scraping to get the dried bits off!

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
over a year ago

darlo

I think she'd made a massive mistake in agreeing to meet me....saw me then ran away even before i said hi...but her bum looked in her tight jeans as she was running away;)

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By *lirtyfortygirlCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

Not so much a lady garden more a neglected allotment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

male half was a good laugh, wife as frigid as a fridge

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By *ina75Woman
over a year ago

Stone

Got out of bed and wiped his cock on the curtains then pissed in the wardrobe.

Real experience, can't wait to repeat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gina, great girl with a laugh like a hyena. Looking forward to meeting her again, as long as she promises not to gnaw through my remaining leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

takes it up the arse...10/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The onesie did nothing for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He agreed to pegging as part of our meet. I didn't have the heart to tell the poor sod that he maybe didn't quite understand what I meant. He had such a big smile on his face when he greeted me at the door with a huge basket of laundry and a brand new packet of wooden pegs. Still he made me a nice cuppa whilst we watched the contents of his wardrobe blowing on the line.

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

Said BBC TV on profile - but didn't expect they'd want to see a licence before playing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex was shite but he had a great Combine Harvester and 30 acres

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