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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I enjoy my "looked at me" page - I know it's only the people who haven't ticked the privacy button, and it's just a bit of fun, but it entertains me in the quiet times as I try and guess where someone has come from. Was it a verification I left for someone on their hotlist or friends list? Maybe it was a club review? A post on here, seeing me in a chat room, etc...Could even be a recommendation (Don't laugh, it could...).

Anyway, it's mostly just an excuse to perve other profiles, but I did make myself a rule that if anyone I didn't know showed 3 times in the top 100, I'd make some sort of contact, on the grounds that they're either lost or interested. I've now done that 3 times - 1 wink was ignored, I've met the other two.

Today, I've noticed that a profile on here has been "de-cloaked", revealing 13 separate views in the last 3 weeks. Wha-hey!!!!!

No.

It's very clearly not welcoming to single men, so can't message - and the text warns off winks too.

So nothing will happen and we move on, but I'll never know whether it was the lady or the bloke craving my company....maybe they're hoping I'll end up in a couple profile and check every day just in case! Or maybe they sit there saying to each other "look at that! I can't believe xxxxx bet him!!!"

On the off chance you recognise yourselves from the above...

*waves*

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I just fancy you, okay?

Wasnt going to make a big deal out of it or anything, but you HAD to blab it all over the site. Pffft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a gent who had been looking at me for a while, and eventually plucked up the courage to contact me when I became single and started to look for single gents again.

Still not got round to meeting him yet though. However, I live in hope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just fancy you, okay?

Wasnt going to make a big deal out of it or anything, but you HAD to blab it all over the site. Pffft!"

.

You made my day!

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I just fancy you, okay?

Wasnt going to make a big deal out of it or anything, but you HAD to blab it all over the site. Pffft!"

Pull your jeans up and make me a cup of tea, there's a dear....

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Update - now re-cloaked, so there's a good chance they read this.

*waves goodbye*

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I just fancy you, okay?

Wasnt going to make a big deal out of it or anything, but you HAD to blab it all over the site. Pffft!

Pull your jeans up and make me a cup of tea, there's a dear...."

A DATE?????!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you peeps work???!!!

I am on holiday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't been to bed yet

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I just fancy you, okay?

Wasnt going to make a big deal out of it or anything, but you HAD to blab it all over the site. Pffft!

Pull your jeans up and make me a cup of tea, there's a dear....

A DATE?????!!!

"

There'll not be a second one if you forget the biscuits....

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Don't you peeps work???!!!

I am on holiday! "

Week off work. I was supposed to seeing Muse tonight, but it turns out they've moved the date to next week. And reprinted all the tickets. And retrospectively edited all the original announcements.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just click on people from the forums at random, doesn't mean anything. Mostly just being noisy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forget to look at the "who's looked at me". Just had a peak...loads of couples!!!

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

It amazers me how many single guys look at my profile

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I just click on people from the forums at random, doesn't mean anything. Mostly just being noisy."

Absolutely, and in the case of forum people, that's exactly how I'd treat it.

And I thought you were quiet about it...

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"It amazers me how many single guys look at my profile "

They don't know you're straight until AFTER they've looked.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I just fancy you, okay?

Wasnt going to make a big deal out of it or anything, but you HAD to blab it all over the site. Pffft!

Pull your jeans up and make me a cup of tea, there's a dear....

A DATE?????!!!

There'll not be a second one if you forget the biscuits...."

Ginger nuts?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Don't you peeps work???!!!

I am on holiday! "

Do you honestly think for a second that if i had a job i would be pissing my life away on this bollocks all day?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I regularly look at mine.

I like to count how many silhouettes I can get in a row.

I would have had a personal best of 14 the other night but some bugger with an avatar pic popped up and ruined it for me...

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By *onnyb0yCouple
over a year ago

north wilts

Maybe they want to see how smartly dressed you are?

Can’t see your profile now anyway!

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Can’t see your profile now anyway!

"

This indicates that I don't match your requirements in some way and am thus preventing myself from contacting you. No offence is intended or should be inferred.

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I just fancy you, okay?

Wasnt going to make a big deal out of it or anything, but you HAD to blab it all over the site. Pffft!

Pull your jeans up and make me a cup of tea, there's a dear....

A DATE?????!!!

There'll not be a second one if you forget the biscuits....

Ginger nuts?"

Yes, schnookums?

(Didn't we agree it's a bit early for pet names?)

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Can’t see your profile now anyway!

This indicates that I don't match your requirements in some way and am thus preventing myself from contacting you. No offence is intended or should be inferred.

"

And anyway, he's MINE!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I just fancy you, okay?

Wasnt going to make a big deal out of it or anything, but you HAD to blab it all over the site. Pffft!

Pull your jeans up and make me a cup of tea, there's a dear....

A DATE?????!!!

There'll not be a second one if you forget the biscuits....

Ginger nuts?

Yes, schnookums?

(Didn't we agree it's a bit early for pet names?)"

I was thinking a nice cuppa, a chat and see where it goes.

But apparently we're getting PETS?!

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I just fancy you, okay?

Wasnt going to make a big deal out of it or anything, but you HAD to blab it all over the site. Pffft!

Pull your jeans up and make me a cup of tea, there's a dear....

A DATE?????!!!

There'll not be a second one if you forget the biscuits....

Ginger nuts?

Yes, schnookums?

(Didn't we agree it's a bit early for pet names?)

I was thinking a nice cuppa, a chat and see where it goes.

But apparently we're getting PETS?! "

We certainly are. Whichever one you're most allergic to....

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I just fancy you, okay?

Wasnt going to make a big deal out of it or anything, but you HAD to blab it all over the site. Pffft!

Pull your jeans up and make me a cup of tea, there's a dear....

A DATE?????!!!

There'll not be a second one if you forget the biscuits....

Ginger nuts?

Yes, schnookums?

(Didn't we agree it's a bit early for pet names?)

I was thinking a nice cuppa, a chat and see where it goes.

But apparently we're getting PETS?!

We certainly are. Whichever one you're most allergic to.... "

No allergies i know of so far.

And i've shagged more than a few dogs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh good grief.................

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Quiet, an adult has turned up.

*stands innocently*

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Can’t see your profile now anyway!

"

I was curious what the reason was, so unblocked you.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I love this feature, it's fun seeing who is peeking.

Hopefully one day there might even be a woman that looks

No offence to all the TVs and blokes who look, I just want some variety

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Remember the old car stickers at the top of the windscreen in the form of :

"Boris ............Doris"?

Well, i have just arranged for a local glazier to etch "Looked at Me" on my bedroom mirror. With a roll of gaffer tape to patch up the inevitabe.

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By *onnyb0yCouple
over a year ago

north wilts


"Can’t see your profile now anyway!

I was curious what the reason was, so unblocked you.

"

Your towel is very smart, nice crease down each leg.

Thanks for the view of your profile, it was quite witty, you don’t always come across that way on the posts.

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Thanks for the view of your profile, it was quite witty, you don’t always come across that way on the posts.

"

Ouch!!!!

*goes to re-block*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you Sharp and Sensual for almost making me need a new lappy

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we use it alot, love it

dont like the people that hide that theve looked tho, well its only fair, you perv us we want to perv back

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"we use it alot, love it

dont like the people that hide that theve looked tho, well its only fair, you perv us we want to perv back "

totally agree, don't be shy people lol

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Thank you Sharp and Sensual for almost making me need a new lappy

Shona

x x x "

We'd take a bow together, but I've sent him out to buy tampons.

Obviously I have no need of such things, but I like the idea of him being pitied at the till in ASDA...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

caught you sharp

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"caught you sharp "

I'm sorry that the reciprocal experience will only have half as many tits....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

lmao Sharp and Sens - you two are so made for each other. When's the wedding?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"caught you sharp

I'm sorry that the reciprocal experience will only have half as many tits.... "

why have you only got one nipple

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"caught you sharp

I'm sorry that the reciprocal experience will only have half as many tits....

why have you only got one nipple "

There are two tits on your profile (spectacularly spherical ones).

And one on mine (a spectacularly self-deprecating one).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got the joke.

was impressed with the long words tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and ffs stop it

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"and ffs stop it "

Had to check if any of your nineteeen meet adverts included single men...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well we are finaly sorted for tom night now, its not just single males that find it hard to get meets.

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I'm *soooooo* glad you're sorted.

*sulks*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm doomed haha.

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Turns out if you look twice, but nobody else looks in between, it counts as one.

If other people look in between, you look like a stalker through no fault of your own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So often and quickly is the way forward. Got it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you Sharp and Sensual for almost making me need a new lappy

Shona

x x x

We'd take a bow together, but I've sent him out to buy tampons.

Obviously I have no need of such things, but I like the idea of him being pitied at the till in ASDA..."

3 hours and he still isnt back where did you send him Sharp?? Or is he under orders to buy the entire stock of the Asda stores??

Shona

x x x

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"So often and quickly is the way forward. Got it!"

That's my motto!

Enjoy

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"3 hours and he still isnt back where did you send him Sharp?? Or is he under orders to buy the entire stock of the Asda stores??

Shona

x x x "

Might the fact that I've changed th elocks have an effect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was me thinking that banging sound was the neighbours having another party

Bad Sharpie

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I regularly look at mine.

I like to count how many silhouettes I can get in a row.

I would have had a personal best of 14 the other night but some bugger with an avatar pic popped up and ruined it for me... "

Same here...my best is eleven

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i love the looked at me function, cant live without it now lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I regularly look at mine.

I like to count how many silhouettes I can get in a row.

I would have had a personal best of 14 the other night but some bugger with an avatar pic popped up and ruined it for me...

Same here...my best is eleven "
i only had four

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I regularly look at mine.

I like to count how many silhouettes I can get in a row.

I would have had a personal best of 14 the other night but some bugger with an avatar pic popped up and ruined it for me...

Same here...my best is eleven i only had four "

Im more than happy to share....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe this thread is still going!

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

I usually visit profiles after I read posts in the forums, some of them have been for single males. I will say this in advance, I am not perving.

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Hope I didn't break any silhouette streaks, ladies...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I very often look at a lot profiles of people who have posted. A rare few with the intention of a possible meet, the vast majority just out of curiousity, including blokes. Don't really know why, i just do.

There's far better ways to perve.

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

we get amused when we see on occasions say 2 or 3 profiles in close succession looking at our profile a few times, whether they be guys/girls/couples but say 8 out of the last 10 viewings have been from only the said 2 or 3 profiles

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


" There's far better ways to perve. "

Gallery of recent pics?

Always good for perving, would be even better if men didn't mis-tag stuff (you getting a blow job does not count as FF action, chaps!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok so i like the looked at me thingie..lots of repeat offenders..don't be afraid to say hi ppl..i don't bite..much lol

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