FabSwingers.com forum: pics of bottles etc in pussy.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do some people post pictures of a pussy with a bottle or cucumber in them ? Not really a pretty sight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't look at them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it lol

Big gape is ultimate turn on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it and rememeber kinga from big brother? the famous bottle scene in the garden

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Each to their own, we love a nice close up of something unusual inserted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

same reason really why men think its great to post more than one picture of their cock

because its their choice, even if it is pointless and most women don't like it

but hey ho each to their own lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it turns them on and some men like seeing it

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By *omolfc8Man
over a year ago

merseyside

"Because it turns them on and some men like seeing it "
the thought of it is naughty isn't it I guess that's why most men like it

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I used to have a bottle pic on a previous profile...it got an awful lot of positive attention!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do some people post pictures of a pussy with a bottle or cucumber in them ? Not really a pretty sight. "

You have the option not to look at them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha my pussy to tight for that so had to take a photo wiv it out xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do some people post pictures of a pussy with a bottle or cucumber in them ? Not really a pretty sight. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do some people post pictures of a pussy with a bottle or cucumber in them ? Not really a pretty sight. "
dont look, simple as, we aren't all the same, we each have our own kink, but tomorrow morning it'll still be the day after! Concentrate on your own perversion and let the rest of us enjoy what we like, that's the beauty of freedom of choice. Life would be boring if we were all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like it and rememeber kinga from big brother? the famous bottle scene in the garden

You truly are the font of all Big Brother knowledge Shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it's the female equivalent of putting the sky remote next to it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe it's the female equivalent of putting the sky remote next to it?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looks painful, I prefer to see courgetes, carrots or bananas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it fits, get it in...... Reflection of your artistic creativity!! And turns a lot of people on

Keep it "up" ladies !!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

How can someone not look?

No one has a clue what sort of pics are on a profile until they look

By that time the irreversible damage to the eyes has been done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do some people post pictures of a pussy with a bottle or cucumber in them ? Not really a pretty sight. "

And gaping arse pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to have a bottle pic on a previous profile...it got an awful lot of positive attention! "

Was it a 2l bottle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because of this thread I have decided to hide my pics. Took me ages to ram that pineapple up my chuff and now no-one will get to see it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did anyone ever see that woman pretending to give birth to a plastic doll

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"Haha my pussy to tight for that so had to take a photo wiv it out xx

It's a jack Daniels bottle so I'm not surprised!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield

I've never put anything made of glass in my foofoo, apart from a glass dildo...

Ever seen One Man One Jar?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I've never put anything made of glass in my foofoo, apart from a glass dildo...

Ever seen One Man One Jar? "

Yes *winces*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least she had the bottle to put it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can someone not look?

No one has a clue what sort of pics are on a profile until they look

By that time the irreversible damage to the eyes has been done

if you're that much of a prude I'd suggest this isn't the hobby for you. Equally if you don't like pics of erect cocks maybe time to consider knitting, or dry flower arranging.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"I used to have a bottle pic on a previous profile...it got an awful lot of positive attention!

Was it a 2l bottle?"

Cheeky mare!

It was actually the smallest bottle you can get, you know like the little individual bottles but even smaller?!

I couldn't even get a standard individual bottle in there! And I did it from boredom rather than being horny and thinking that fucking a bottle would be fun!

I do know a girl who likes to put very strange things up herself. She will use practically anything to masturbate with. Sky remote included!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus christ, a guy cant ask a simple question without the usual 'just dont look at it' brigade out in force! Hes fucking seen it already in your pics, he cant choose to NOT see something that he doesnt know is coming up!!

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over a year ago

"How can someone not look?

No one has a clue what sort of pics are on a profile until they look

By that time the irreversible damage to the eyes has been done

if you're that much of a prude I'd suggest this isn't the hobby for you. Equally if you don't like pics of erect cocks maybe time to consider knitting, or dry flower arranging."

oh do go away with making ridiculous assumptions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do some people post pictures of a pussy with a bottle or cucumber in them ? Not really a pretty sight. "

Sometimes those bottles are a bitch to open

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Jesus christ, a guy cant ask a simple question without the usual 'just dont look at it' brigade out in force! Hes fucking seen it already in your pics, he cant choose to NOT see something that he doesnt know is coming up!!"

Be careful for making logical comments

You will be called a prude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Equally, why does he feel the need to complain about the type of pictures other people put in their own profiles?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Why do some people post pictures of a pussy with a bottle or cucumber in them ? Not really a pretty sight.

Sometimes those bottles are a bitch to open"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can someone not look?

No one has a clue what sort of pics are on a profile until they look

By that time the irreversible damage to the eyes has been done

if you're that much of a prude I'd suggest this isn't the hobby for you. Equally if you don't like pics of erect cocks maybe time to consider knitting, or dry flower arranging."

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

I was going to say putting something glass in there could be dangerous, but then I thought of glass dildos, and the fact that most bottles are plastic now.....and have absolutely no issues with inserting plastic.....bit like my Mrs with my credit card, she has no issues inserting it too.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"did anyone ever see that woman pretending to give birth to a plastic doll

No! But I did see someone insert a Bagpuss (stuffed toy) up their foofah. It was quite bizarre. She opened her legs and all that was left was his face just peering out! True story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just bottles, or are vegetable insertions also tarred with the same brush? Are only sex toys deemed ok? Is copulation seen as "vulgar"? How will we stop this menace?!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Each to their own, we love a nice close up of something unusual inserted.

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same here

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By *asker10Man
over a year ago

london

I personally love to see large and unusual insertions. If done right pics can look hot as fuck, but doing them to a woman is even hotter!

Each to their own, everyone has there own personal kinks and experiences. I have to say despite this being a forum for debate, I still find myself dumbfounded by some of the mindless bickering. We are all similar open minded people by nature of being on this site. Let people have their own preferences, likes and dislikes; you enjoy your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just bottles, or are vegetable insertions also tarred with the same brush? Are only sex toys deemed ok? Is copulation seen as "vulgar"? How will we stop this menace?!"

Just ban all rude pictures then nobody can be offended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just bottles, or are vegetable insertions also tarred with the same brush? Are only sex toys deemed ok? Is copulation seen as "vulgar"? How will we stop this menace?!

Just ban all rude pictures then nobody can be offended."

It will happen. No rude pics, no contentious subjects. No differing opinions. Then the name change to fabmumsnet. Peace at last!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own but I think it looks rotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess as a "single man" I should just go with the more popular opinion in a forlorn hope it might some how get me laid. (As is the norm). So best wait until the end of the thread before I actually say whether or not I like it, rather than defending an individual's right to have photos that THEY like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the pictures of all kinds of objects being used as sex toys and seeing a woman using all kinds of fruit and veg to fuck herself with is a real turn on.

Had a few friends in the past into it and had a lot of fun together but women into this are few and far between

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I guess as a "single man" I should just go with the more popular opinion in a forlorn hope it might some how get me laid. (As is the norm). So best wait until the end of the thread before I actually say whether or not I like it, rather than defending an individual's right to have photos that THEY like!"

Fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally doesn't do it for me - but each to their own as with all (legal) things in life! All i'd say as a caution is that I hope people remember to clean them thoroughly before use. I'd be more concerned about toxic shock syndrome/having to have an unusual object removed by a&e than I would about offending people's sensibilities on what is supposed to be an open minded sex site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to have a bottle pic on a previous profile...it got an awful lot of positive attention!

Was it a 2l bottle?

Cheeky mare!

It was actually the smallest bottle you can get, you know like the little individual bottles but even smaller?!

I couldn't even get a standard individual bottle in there! And I did it from boredom rather than being horny and thinking that fucking a bottle would be fun!

I do know a girl who likes to put very strange things up herself. She will use practically anything to masturbate with. Sky remote included! "

Really sorry, it was supposed to be a general dumb comment. Not aimed at you personally. xx

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"I used to have a bottle pic on a previous profile...it got an awful lot of positive attention!

Was it a 2l bottle?

Cheeky mare!

It was actually the smallest bottle you can get, you know like the little individual bottles but even smaller?!

I couldn't even get a standard individual bottle in there! And I did it from boredom rather than being horny and thinking that fucking a bottle would be fun!

I do know a girl who likes to put very strange things up herself. She will use practically anything to masturbate with. Sky remote included!

Really sorry, it was supposed to be a general dumb comment. Not aimed at you personally. xx"

I said cheeky mare tongue in cheek sugar, I know it wasn't a personal dig! And I know how some folks hate those pics too! Each to their own eh?! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it's what they want to do, and whilst you may not find it a turn on others just might!

If you don't like those sort of pictures then don't look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently not!

OP, people post them because they like them & the attention I'm sure they attract.

I look and think

and then move on.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Is it just bottles, or are vegetable insertions also tarred with the same brush? Are only sex toys deemed ok? Is copulation seen as "vulgar"? How will we stop this menace?!

Just ban all rude pictures then nobody can be offended."

over reaction..

its just an opinion, why talk about 'banning' rude pics..?

no one else is..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do some people post pictures of a pussy with a bottle or cucumber in them ? Not really a pretty sight. "
because shops don't do returns anymore

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

"Because it's what they want to do, and whilst you may not find it a turn on others just might!

If you don't like those sort of pictures then don't look. "

This exactly

It's not for me either and I've seen uh quite a few things in there that I find a little distasteful (but that's just me).

To be honest I'd also be more worried about infection ect so i'll stick to glass dildos and things that are meant to go in there.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

i find any glass objects near blood filled delicate organs not attractive but if that's what folks choose to do then crack on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps we should all put a warning on our profiles, that our pics contain images some ppl may find offensive.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When did being offended by something become highly dangerous ??

Fuck sake you see it, dont like it, are offended by it, next step is not death go Ok remember not to look there again and move on .

I love to see inventiveness of what things ladies have used .

As the repeat from other posts each to their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps we should all put a warning on our profiles, that our pics contain images some ppl may find offensive.lol"

Jesus I think I am fat and not exactly attractive so my pics may be offensive to some so maybe I shouldn't have pics at all

(please be aware written with sarcasm)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as long as its not a 2 Ltr bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just bottles, or are vegetable insertions also tarred with the same brush? Are only sex toys deemed ok? Is copulation seen as "vulgar"? How will we stop this menace?!

Just ban all rude pictures then nobody can be offended.

over reaction..

its just an opinion, why talk about 'banning' rude pics..?

no one else is.. "

No, not over reaction I think its a good idea to ban them because there are so many people who are offended by them.

After all that's why things get banned because people don't like things and complain about them such as nuts and zoo magazine and the sun newspaper.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Is it just bottles, or are vegetable insertions also tarred with the same brush? Are only sex toys deemed ok? Is copulation seen as "vulgar"? How will we stop this menace?!

Just ban all rude pictures then nobody can be offended.

over reaction..

its just an opinion, why talk about 'banning' rude pics..?

no one else is..

No, not over reaction I think its a good idea to ban them because there are so many people who are offended by them.

After all that's why things get banned because people don't like things and complain about them such as nuts and zoo magazine and the sun newspaper.

thank feck i stocked up on brazils..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Didn't expect that reaction. Just said I didn't think they looked good. Each to their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol I had pics on my profile with bottles inserted. never had a one bad comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as long as its not a 2 Ltr bottle "
is prosseco acceptable?

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

I've got one with a sugar dummy lmao

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Is this the female equivalent to the cock and tv remote/lynx can category.

I don't mind seeing items inserted into a vagina, not a problem with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matter of opinion, if a girl likes to insert something (hopefully my cock) I'm game

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

I quite like to see something different in a pic.. Just not on your avatar lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people just need to stop moaning about stuff like this on a site like this

If your not liking it go join some other site like E harmony or what ever u call it hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I let my ex take a picture of my fanny with half a fruit pastille lolly inside it

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

"I let my ex take a picture of my fanny with half a fruit pastille lolly inside it"

Yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once knew a woman who liked bottles, pool cues, candles, hammers, baseball bats inserted into her. I drew the line a dog penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did anyone ever see that woman pretending to give birth to a plastic doll

No! But I did see someone insert a Bagpuss (stuffed toy) up their foofah. It was quite bizarre. She opened her legs and all that was left was his face just peering out! True story! I now realize I've led a sheltered life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once knew a woman who liked bottles, pool cues, candles, hammers, baseball bats inserted into her. I drew the line a dog penis."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe it's the female equivalent of putting the sky remote next to it?"

Brilliant !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just as long as nobody is saying that its vile then all will be well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's even more upsetting when they've clearly been drinking cheap piss like Carlsberg or Fosters. Develop some taste you filthy commoners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they can look quite artistic at times

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I don't mind seeing fruit and veg pics, but glass bottles make me cringe, due to one man, one jar video.

I might invest in a banana or cucumber, just to see how many times it would be fabbed, purely for research reasons

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"It's even more upsetting when they've clearly been drinking cheap piss like Carlsberg or Fosters. Develop some taste you filthy commoners. "

Champagne sir?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might invest in a banana or cucumber"

Last of the big spenders!

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