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By *moSexGeeks OP   Couple
over a year ago

Warwick

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By *moSexGeeks OP   Couple
over a year ago

Warwick

I once knew a guy from Bristol,

Some say he had a small pistol

.

I once knew a sissy from France,

In his dresses and heels he would prance

.

I once knew a lad from Brazil,

The only way he could get it up was pill

.

I once met a fit lass from Kent,

I tried it, but sadly she was bent

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Add your own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once knew a man from brum

Who liked it up the bum

I once knew a guy from London

who liked to be left in a dungeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once knew a girl from Warrington....

I miss her dearly.

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By *moSexGeeks OP   Couple
over a year ago

Warwick

I once Knew a lassy from Stoke,

But in the bedroom she turned out to be a bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a man from Belize, the ladies he wanted to please, although did he try, he just made them cry for his cock it was down to his knees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once knew a girl from China, with a very peculiar vagina. Even though she was fit there were teeth up her slit so I had to politely decline her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hoping to see more posts on this thread. Quite tempted to fill it just to amuse myself if nobody else. Come on all you budding poets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was hoping to see more posts on this thread. Quite tempted to fill it just to amuse myself if nobody else. Come on all you budding poets. "

Please continue, was enjoying your poetry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once read a post by Sunny from Halifax.

...now sat here wondering what makes them climax.

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By *ocknrollerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow/Stirlingshire

who knows the rest of this one?

There was a young sailor from preston

he ran down the m1 with no vest on

he was just outside stoke when...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb,

It had a sooty foot,

And into Mary's' bread and jam,

His sooty foot he put.

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By *ig Ted 66Man
over a year ago

Hinckley

"I once knew a young lass from Neath,

Who pulled back fore-skins with her teeth,

It wasn't for pleasure,

It wasnt' for leisure,..

... It was just for the cheese underneath" !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if its the same woman but

There was a young woman for neath

Who nibbled foreskin with her teeth

It was not the spunk that got her d*unk

It was the puss from the scabs underneath!

A bad one I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewww lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once knew a girl from Southport,

Her attention span, awfully short.

I saw her one day......oh look, a puppy!

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By *honda19TV/TS
over a year ago

WIRRAL

there once was a bishop from Birmingham

who buggered young boys while confirming 'em

'midst roars of applause

he'd whip down their drawers

and put the episcopal worm in 'em

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

An oldie but a goodie:

There was a young fellow from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds.

Great tufts of grass

shot out of his arse

and his cock was all covered in s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once knew man from Bean,

Who brought a wanking machine,

On the 19th stroke,

The fecking thing broke,

And whipped his balls to cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there once was a couple called sunny

Who's rhymes just wasn't that funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a man from gosham

Who took out his bollocks to wash 'em

His wife said jack

If you don't put them back

I'll stand on the bastards and squash 'em

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

I once knew a welders daughter, she sure had a set o lean legs.

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

She was only the fishmongers' daughter...

But she lay on the slab and said fillet.

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