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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I recently overheard some lads discussing the merits of danger wanking. . Apparently this involves going to a distant room. . . Then shouting for a partner (or in one case his mum!) to come and help you with something . . Then frantically beating one out before they get there and you get caught! I thought this was brilliant and very funny. Now im wondering what others have done in the realms of sex when you could be caught in the act. . . .but got away with it?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ah bless!

Bet they could have had a ham shank, found the tissues and zipped up before their Mum even gets to the kitchen door...

Made me laugh though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I should add . . .they were adults! Early 20's . . Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But if they get caught.

I got caught bashing the bishop as a teen, by my mum. So embarrassing.

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By *WLondonMixMan
over a year ago

Willsden/DollisHill

Lost viginity to one girl week older than me, next day got caught sleeping with her 3 year older sister by her older brother and had to jump out the 1st floor window holding onto my boxers. Then got seen by the girl I lost it with round the corner from her house and had to call my uncle to pick me up from st.alburns back to london in just my batman boxers -_-

Looking back is hilarious situation but was absolutely bricking it at the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" next day got caught sleeping with her 3 year older sister "

Phew!!!!!

For a minute I thought I'd misread part of your post!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" next day got caught sleeping with her 3 year older sister

Phew!!!!!

For a minute I thought I'd misread part of your post!!!! "

Ditto!! Must wear specs when reading on phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" next day got caught sleeping with her 3 year older sister

Phew!!!!!

For a minute I thought I'd misread part of your post!!!! "

Ditto!!

Thank heavens for the 'er' - saved me from sp[itting coffee all over my screen!

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By *WLondonMixMan
over a year ago

Willsden/DollisHill

Not quite the reply s I was expecting lool but so glad I never made a typo there! Could of been a premature end to my swinging life on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently overheard some lads discussing the merits of danger wanking. . Apparently this involves going to a distant room. . . Then shouting for a partner (or in one case his mum!) to come and help you with something . . Then frantically beating one out before they get there and you get caught! I thought this was brilliant and very funny. Now im wondering what others have done in the realms of sex when you could be caught in the act. . . .but got away with it?"

Someone should tell them that women won't thank them for having programmed their bodies to cum quickly. They should be practicing self control and staying hard for extended periods.

Young people today......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I recently overheard some lads discussing the merits of danger wanking. . Apparently this involves going to a distant room. . . Then shouting for a partner (or in one case his mum!) to come and help you with something . . Then frantically beating one out before they get there and you get caught! I thought this was brilliant and very funny. Now im wondering what others have done in the realms of sex when you could be caught in the act. . . .but got away with it?

Someone should tell them that women won't thank them for having programmed their bodies to cum quickly. They should be practicing self control and staying hard for extended periods.

Young people today......"

You mean you are scared to try it ... incase you manage it????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant wait for the next instalment entitled "Pissing contests"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i once was feeling very horny and thought fuck it i will have a wank theres no one about i wont get caught just as i was about to cum i nearly shit myself when i heard TICKETS PLEASE fucking conductors lol

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

There was a guy at my school once who legend had it, got his old man trapped in the zipper of his jeans, after his mum came back early whilst he was having a wank, and he zipped up in haste. I think you can guess the rest! He certainly walked like John Wayne for a while!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been Caught! reading porn mags when i was younger..lol

and having a wank over a character from "starfleet" a female of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 03/09/10 12:10:11]"

His him above from baywatch? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll have that as a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'll have that as a compliment "

Yeah ---save me! with that red arrow thing that u carry..lol

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