FabSwingers.com forum: Modesty Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, so I've seen people with supposedly big cocks posting "what's the average size threads?" and those that can deep throat, make em squirt, repeat for days allegedly etc posting self interest threads.

So this thread is for those who don't wish to boast but are just normal.

So I'll start with -

On a cold day my penis looks slightly smaller than usual.

I don't anticipate this thread lasting for very long due to its modesty.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I'm actually quite shy about my boobs - one is bigger than the other, so definitely not the perfect pert boobies that are normally on show on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm actually quite shy about my boobs - one is bigger than the other, so definitely not the perfect pert boobies that are normally on show on here."

Imperfections are endearing

Thanks for your modesty

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"I'm actually quite shy about my boobs - one is bigger than the other, so definitely not the perfect pert boobies that are normally on show on here."

Isn't that always the case? They are never perfectly symmetrical?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a penis shaped like a small Turnip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a penis shaped like a small Turnip."

An ALDI turnip?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I'm just normal but have boobs and a vagina which somehow rockets me off into the goddess stratosphere on here for some

I bring myself down to earth by looking in the mirror each morning at the bed hair and no make up version of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually quite shy about my boobs - one is bigger than the other, so definitely not the perfect pert boobies that are normally on show on here."

Almost all women gave slightly different sized boobs hun - but few talk about it - so every woman thinks she's the only one!

Me? - i'm very normal and very imperfect - which is why I find it smirksome when guys who want access to my vagina tell me i'm perfect/stunning/gorgeous on a daily basis! Like most peoplei'm good at hiding the bad bits and showing the good bits!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've lumps, bumps and wobbly bits. My stretch marks have stretch marks. My skin plays up sometimes and I'm covered in moles. Sometimes one of my nipples inverts. I bite my fingernails.

I'm distinctly normal, (though normal probably isn't a word too many would use to describe me!)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Like it or lump it!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"I'm actually quite shy about my boobs - one is bigger than the other, so definitely not the perfect pert boobies that are normally on show on here.

Almost all women gave slightly different sized boobs hun - but few talk about it - so every woman thinks she's the only one!

xx"

Thank you all for the reassurance. I've one side is a DD and the other a D, so have to wear inserts/pads.

For every "you're gorgeous" message I get, I know they are only looking at my arse, and think of myself red and sweaty, unattractive in the gym!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never gushed or squirted and I don't think I ever will, but I often feel inadequate when guys 'guarantee' they can make it happen, but it still doesn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is all so refreshing to hear

We really are quite normal

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"This is all so refreshing to hear

We really are quite normal"

Yes, we really are all equally unique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd only look like I do in my pics if I walked about with a lamp on my head casting the perfect shadow

Must've took 50 plus pics to get ones I was happy with lol.

So on the plus side I think I have a good eye for pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a mum to 4 and have lines to prove it

I'd say I'm "normal" if there is such a thing....I look in the mirror every morning and think "eww" and laugh when every "wanna fuck" tells me how stunning/perfect I am

Also bits I like to keep hidden

The hubby loves me for just being me so that's all I care about

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

I keep getting told I'm beautiful...... The daft buggers have only seen my profile pics not face ones. How can they tell what I look like facially....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" I'd only look like I do in my pics if I walked about with a lamp on my head casting the perfect shadow

Must've took 50 plus pics to get ones I was happy with lol.

So on the plus side I think I have a good eye for pics."

And your penis is moderately larger than a marker pen......

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

" I'd only look like I do in my pics if I walked about with a lamp on my head casting the perfect shadow

Must've took 50 plus pics to get ones I was happy with lol.

So on the plus side I think I have a good eye for pics.

And your penis is moderately larger than a marker pen......"

I had to go and look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a min....(ahem!)It's a can of lynx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I'd only look like I do in my pics if I walked about with a lamp on my head casting the perfect shadow

Must've took 50 plus pics to get ones I was happy with lol.

So on the plus side I think I have a good eye for pics.

And your penis is moderately larger than a marker pen......"

Well this is the modesty thread lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I wonder why us women don't measure our vaginas with cans of lynx. We'd have a standard measuring system then and could easily tell who would be a good fit.

*wanders off to buy Lynx*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I'd only look like I do in my pics if I walked about with a lamp on my head casting the perfect shadow

Must've took 50 plus pics to get ones I was happy with lol.

So on the plus side I think I have a good eye for pics.

And your penis is moderately larger than a marker pen......

I had to go and look

haha me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" It's a min....(ahem!)It's a can of lynx

To be fair it's a small Lynx

Maintain modesty at all time please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am distinctly average and comfortable with being overlooked.

I actually feel for the guys with massive cocks and the perfect body, it must be quite demeaning to be treated as a piece of meat at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any porn star moves....I'm not kinky at all and I've put on way too much weight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have any porn star moves....I'm not kinky at all and I've put on way too much weight."
your pictures are stunning, fabbed every single one, very classy x

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"I don't have any porn star moves....I'm not kinky at all and I've put on way too much weight."

But you look amazing and have some really fantastic shoes!

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

I'm fat, lumpy and plain looking but a gsoh to make up for it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because those pussy lips are nice & big, yum yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not perfect and don't consider myself to be but I'm comfortable with who I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Refreshing honesty!

I look better in some lights than others, I've got a bit of a post christmas belly, Some mornings I look like I've been slept on, rather than with...

and distance very much improves the view!

But I also prefer people who look normal too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have any porn star moves....I'm not kinky at all and I've put on way too much weight."

A perfectly modest quote

That's what it's all about today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not as slim as I would like, thanks to both Christmas AND getting married! I feel like a horse!

G says: "I'm the opposite and I'm not as big as I would like *down below* and would LOVE to feel like a horse."

C x

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Ok, so I've seen people with supposedly big cocks posting "what's the average size threads?" and those that can deep throat, make em squirt, repeat for days allegedly etc posting self interest threads.

So this thread is for those who don't wish to boast but are just normal.

So I'll start with -

On a cold day my penis looks slightly smaller than usual.

I don't anticipate this thread lasting for very long due to its modesty.

Ha! When my cock is really cold - it looks like a walnut whip.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"I've lumps, bumps and wobbly bits. My stretch marks have stretch marks. My skin plays up sometimes and I'm covered in moles. Sometimes one of my nipples inverts. I bite my fingernails.

I'm distinctly normal, (though normal probably isn't a word too many would use to describe me!)"

...I love a body with 'character'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My banana cake is sometimes too wet

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"My banana cake is sometimes too wet "

I'm shocked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My banana cake is sometimes too wet "

Kiss

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

"My banana cake is sometimes too wet "

Is that meant to be naughty? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just a normal guy .slightly overweight average looks average cock. I bite my nails to .I fart like everyone else lol I hardly use punctuation that's me in a nutshell so who wants me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just normal but have boobs and a vagina which somehow rockets me off into the goddess stratosphere on here for some

I bring myself down to earth by looking in the mirror each morning at the bed hair and no make up version of me

ehem i wouldnt refuse that view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder why us women don't measure our vaginas with cans of lynx. We'd have a standard measuring system then and could easily tell who would be a good fit.

*wanders off to buy Lynx*"

This is pure Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually quite shy about my boobs - one is bigger than the other, so definitely not the perfect pert boobies that are normally on show on here."

same as bollocks - all lobsided

we would actually look odd if we were symmetrical - saw a programme once where they showed what we would look like - very weird

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wonder why us women don't measure our vaginas with cans of lynx. We'd have a standard measuring system then and could easily tell who would be a good fit.

*wanders off to buy Lynx*"

I like your thinking, but you would also need a can and a Sky TV remote in order to ensure compatibility with many guys here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahahahahahahah

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By *at-cWoman
over a year ago

Ballyshannon

"I'm actually quite shy about my boobs - one is bigger than the other, so definitely not the perfect pert boobies that are normally on show on here."

It's usually the left one apparently that is bigger..... it's why it's my favourite one

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I wonder why us women don't measure our vaginas with cans of lynx. We'd have a standard measuring system then and could easily tell who would be a good fit.

*wanders off to buy Lynx*

I like your thinking, but you would also need a can and a Sky TV remote in order to ensure compatibility with many guys here"

A can?

Ouch!

I'm not sure I fancy trying a Sky remote either tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder why us women don't measure our vaginas with cans of lynx. We'd have a standard measuring system then and could easily tell who would be a good fit.

*wanders off to buy Lynx*

I like your thinking, but you would also need a can and a Sky TV remote in order to ensure compatibility with many guys here"
I use a duracel battery .you know the big fat ones that you use for torches

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wonder why us women don't measure our vaginas with cans of lynx. We'd have a standard measuring system then and could easily tell who would be a good fit.

*wanders off to buy Lynx*

I like your thinking, but you would also need a can and a Sky TV remote in order to ensure compatibility with many guys here

A can?

Ouch!

I'm not sure I fancy trying a Sky remote either tbh.

Yes but imagine the confusion when by stealth you are able to switch effortlessly From Gold to Dave, leaving everyone wondering ......

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I wonder why us women don't measure our vaginas with cans of lynx. We'd have a standard measuring system then and could easily tell who would be a good fit.

*wanders off to buy Lynx*

I like your thinking, but you would also need a can and a Sky TV remote in order to ensure compatibility with many guys here

A can?

Ouch!

I'm not sure I fancy trying a Sky remote either tbh.

Yes but imagine the confusion when by stealth you are able to switch effortlessly From Gold to Dave, leaving everyone wondering ......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't enjoy oral sex.

Many people find this terrible and try to convert me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rumpled and balding, I consider myself averagely average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gav said his ex could measure herself with a bottle of Fridge if she needed too...

Ugh...

As for me, I'm tighter than I would like at times becuase Gav has a bit of girth to him and it bloody hurts! So I dunno, maybe I could measure myself with Lynx... But one of those small travel ones :p C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't enjoy oral sex.

Many people find this terrible and try to convert me."

B... B... B... But thats like Laurel without Hardy, The Lone Ranger without... that Indian bloke...?

Noooooooo! :p C x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't enjoy oral sex.

Many people find this terrible and try to convert me.

B... B... B... But thats like Laurel without Hardy, The Lone Ranger without... that Indian bloke...?

Noooooooo! :p C x"

The Lone Ranger and Ranjit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My banana cake is sometimes too wet

Is that meant to be naughty? lol"

I'm being modest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is tiny when limp and when its cold it bloody disappears lol although when erect it does fair rather well in it becomes 'average' lol

Not the longest or the thickest

But i do feel like im in the minority on here amongst all these sky remotes and cans of lynx lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My penis is tiny when limp and when its cold it bloody disappears lol although when erect it does fair rather well in it becomes 'average' lol

Not the longest or the thickest

But i do feel like im in the minority on here amongst all these sky remotes and cans of lynx lol"

Honesty and modesty are to be congratulated my friend

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

"My banana cake is sometimes too wet

Is that meant to be naughty? lol

I'm being modest

So are you saying you squirt loads but don't want to admit it?

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"I don't enjoy oral sex.

Many people find this terrible and try to convert me."

Why if you don't like it you don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hardly ever had spots on my face as a teenager but my ass is a different story, even 20 years later

Hids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger all special about me...could stand to loose a stone or two, and gain an inch or two in height and cock, I'm far from having stunning good looks and ain't doing that well in the hair dept either.

I'm not the best lover to everyone I've met, and sometimes I just can't be fussed at all

But look how good I am at being modest, aren't I grounded and down to earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I look ridiculous dressed as a girl. When I look in the mirror I just see me no matter how much makeup I put on.

I don't feel sexy at all.

The only thing I feel confident about is my sexuality.

I dress because guys tell me that's what they want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't enjoy oral sex.

Many people find this terrible and try to convert me."

I have the same issue.

Don't like recieving oral, I'll make a few apriciative noises I guess but never once had a blow job I'd especially want to repeat and certainly never cum from one ever.

Would happily see out my days never having one again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was fairly near the back of the queue when cocks were issued. Cold weather is a trial too!! Sort of average when warmed up!! Never bothered me though but having said that, some of the photos on here could give me penis envy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From reading all of the above I'm just your average guy in the street....

Some will like, others won't...

Most importantly I'm alive and breathing so alls good in my world...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite shy about my body. I'm a large guy. I know I'm not everyone's cup of tea. But it is quite hard to get people's attention.

Not a moan, just a reality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually quite shy about my boobs - one is bigger than the other, so definitely not the perfect pert boobies that are normally on show on here."

I hate my boobs I never show them, I would never put a pic of my boobs on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger all special about me...could stand to loose a stone or two, and gain an inch or two in height and cock, I'm far from having stunning good looks and ain't doing that well in the hair dept either.

I'm not the best lover to everyone I've met, and sometimes I just can't be fussed at all

But look how good I am at being modest, aren't I grounded and down to earth

Your a male version of me, I always say I'm the type of woman if any man walked by me in the street they wouldn't even notice me or give me a second look

Thank god for fab or I wouldn't have a sex life at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take a good photo, I DO NOT look like this in real life.

I have the stretch marks of someone who's had 5 kids, but I've never been pregnant just fat.

Oh and I have one boob a bit bigger than the other, one foot a bit bigger than the other and one eye a bit bigger than the other. Symmetry is overrated!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I can't make every single guy I've met explode in my mouth from my second to none blowjobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take a good photo, I DO NOT look like this in real life.

I have the stretch marks of someone who's had 5 kids, but I've never been pregnant just fat.

Oh and I have one boob a bit bigger than the other, one foot a bit bigger than the other and one eye a bit bigger than the other. Symmetry is overrated! "

Bugger symmetry! You look amazing Anna!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once managed to nod off while receiving a cracking blowjob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very shy and have many wobbly bits. I wish I was my outside world confident persona, and had a perfectly flat tummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not the best lover to everyone I've met, and sometimes I just can't be fussed at all

But look how good I am at being modest, aren't I grounded and down to earth

Your a male version of me, I always say I'm the type of woman if any man walked by me in the street they wouldn't even notice me or give me a second look

Thank god for fab or I wouldn't have a sex life at all

Snap, I certainly don't turn heads in the street...thankfully I don't turn them for being too freakish either!

Funnily, I have more confidence off fab than on it though...I don't meet off fab usually while working away in the summer so have to rely on my own ability to hunt from scratch if that makes sense?

That's one thing I do like about myself....I feel I'm cheeky and confident enough that I can rely on myself to make friends and lovers without fab as a springboard as it were...does that make sense? Probably not knowing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hung like a flee

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Everyone here is perfect in their own unique way.

The world would be a boring place if we all looked like 6ft super models.

Hurrah for our imperfections!

I have sticky out ears!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my feet is on wrong and I have a nobbly left elbow but other than that the rest of me is pretty awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are old and wrinkly...

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

"My penis is tiny when limp and when its cold it bloody disappears lol although when erect it does fair rather well in it becomes 'average' lol

Not the longest or the thickest

But i do feel like im in the minority on here amongst all these sky remotes and cans of lynx lol"

Happy to join the ranks of the "Moderately endowed". My OH used to be married to a man with more than was necessary. She said she can now enjoy sex and relax and let herself go without worrying she's going to do herself an injury. Plus, she's bloody gorgeous too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too fat for my height. My left boob like most ladies is bigger than my right. I have a wobbly baby belly that no amount of sit ups will tone and a scar from surgery. My face isn't too bad. I'm healthy and happy and my husband still fancies me after 10 years so that gives me a little confidence boost. Life is too short to worry about what we haven't got. I find some quirks and imperfections sexy on others. Give me real any day. Love yourselves. Xx

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

My boobs look far better in a bra than they do unleashed and I have a decidedly podgy tummy. Plus an arse that ripples.

Oh, and I can barely walk in heels since I am a klutz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My modesty is I've a slightly post stomach but average build elsewhere, have an average sized penis (6") and slight ginger hair

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely don't have 'all the right junk in all the right places' anymore with age related gravity conspiring against me!!

I'm just me, average but happy with my lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even though I think my body is pretty OK I am short for a guy. This seems to matter here a fair bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a middle aged man. Enough said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst Im really happy with the size of my manhood when up, I hate its size when down. Definitely a growy not a showy. Perfectly happy, but I tend to avoid getting naked around other men as a result...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually quite shy about my boobs - one is bigger than the other, so definitely not the perfect pert boobies that are normally on show on here."

I'm a B and D cup respectively, had the chance for a boob job! Declined I love my knockers! I forget about the difference ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I have three nipples! Does that class as an imperfection or sideshow act? I hope its the latter, I'd love to be one hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I posted this on a separate thread but I have something called guttate psoriasis. My skin makes me look like a leopard on my arms and legs right now.

Makes me realise all my other body hang ups were a load of rubbish and I long for normal skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I posted this on a separate thread but I have something called guttate psoriasis. My skin makes me look like a leopard on my arms and legs right now.

Makes me realise all my other body hang ups were a load of rubbish and I long for normal skin."

Know how you feel,had bad eczema as a kid,used to claw at myself until I was a bloody mess n then some!

Had to be bandaged up like a mummy n wear daft cotton gloves during flare ups,then when the bandages came off they'd be stuck to the worse areas n just had to be painfully ripped off...oohyaa!

Thankfully grew out of it in my teens except for the odd flare up every few years,not had it for a while now fingers crossed.

Hope it gets better/dies down quickly for you as I know how crap it feels when your skin plays up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently, my b/w photos make me look classy - this couldn't be any further from the truth. My chest has died a slow death and bits of me look like a crinkled crisp packet!

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

Freckles galore , not even near a flat stomach and not big enough boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl on cold days like today and working outside all the time mine goes into hiding but nice to see reappears when home in warm especially if she washing my back in bath lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had a bell's palsy, infact I've had two, it has left me with nerve damage to one side of my face and this means that one of my eyebrows has no movement at all, my smile is one-sided, my eye droops very slightly and when I talk or laugh it closes.

I can be very self conscious about my face when I meet new people.

I'm smart taking pictures for this site so the disfigurement does not show up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this thread - it should be compulsory reading! It's our imperfections that make us interesting!

He said, hopefully...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had a bell's palsy, infact I've had two, it has left me with nerve damage to one side of my face and this means that one of my eyebrows has no movement at all, my smile is one-sided, my eye droops very slightly and when I talk or laugh it closes.

I can be very self conscious about my face when I meet new people.

I'm smart taking pictures for this site so the disfigurement does not show up

That must be really difficult to get your head around. At least I can hide most of my body if I need to.

I know exactly what you mean about creative photography!

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex

Lets see... there's a list lol

My waist line is basically the same size as my bust (42inch waist, tiny 40D Bra..)

I have stretch marks on my stretch marks (although only from pregnancy surprisingly)

I'm pale skinned, and my hair grows thick and fast making me prone to too many ingrown hair pimples that leave lasting scars.

My arms are covered in scars from milk-spots that I have a compulsion to pick and scratch constantly.

No matter how much I wash, the skin under my arms, boobs and between my legs always looks grubby.

Oh and my flabby flap of a belly has decided that sex from behind makes the most awful sounds now! (That's a new development since losing a stone without toning..)

But ya know what?? I don't care cause I'm still effing beautiful to someone and well, honesty is the best policy =P

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I can be very self conscious about my face when I meet new people.

I'm smart taking pictures for this site so the disfigurement does not show up

That must be really difficult to get your head around. At least I can hide most of my body if I need to.

I know exactly what you mean about creative photography!"

There isn't enough creative photography in the world for some of us to look decent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be very self conscious about my face when I meet new people.

I'm smart taking pictures for this site so the disfigurement does not show up

That must be really difficult to get your head around. At least I can hide most of my body if I need to.

I know exactly what you mean about creative photography!

There isn't enough creative photography in the world for some of us to look decent!"

You have a gorgeous face and lovely curves. I used to photograph women for a living. There are a lot of tricks that would help anyone. I much preferred photographing anyone with cleavage, it's instantly feminine and sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent 20mins this morning scraping the ice off my car!!...quite sure my penis was very small at the time...and prob a bit wrinkly...didnt look !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I spent 20mins this morning scraping the ice off my car!!...quite sure my penis was very small at the time...and prob a bit wrinkly...didnt look !"

Perhaps you should have used a scraper and not your penis......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok then...

I have no boobs, my stomach is bloated and I'm terrible at make up. I'm too tall to ever be convincing coming in at around 6 foot 6 in my favourite heels.

Feel kind of better now I've got that out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have stretch marks on my inner thighs

When I first realised what they were I was so embarrassed as I thought that men never or very rarely got them. Naive I know

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex

"I have stretch marks on my inner thighs

When I first realised what they were I was so embarrassed as I thought that men never or very rarely got them. Naive I know"

Oh they do, my better half has almost as many as I do, yet I outweigh him by 4 stone and 2 pregnancies lol

Although his are in various places, whereas mine are concentrated in looking like I fell flab first onto a fence of barbed-wire haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have stretch marks on my inner thighs

When I first realised what they were I was so embarrassed as I thought that men never or very rarely got them. Naive I know

Oh they do, my better half has almost as many as I do, yet I outweigh him by 4 stone and 2 pregnancies lol

Although his are in various places, whereas mine are concentrated in looking like I fell flab first onto a fence of barbed-wire haha"

Similarly you're both young, which is another thing that striked me, having them when I was 17/18. I do have faint ones on my hips too from when I lost a bit of weight. Nothing can be done about it really. For all your marks and what have you I think you both look fantastic x

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex

"I have stretch marks on my inner thighs

When I first realised what they were I was so embarrassed as I thought that men never or very rarely got them. Naive I know

Oh they do, my better half has almost as many as I do, yet I outweigh him by 4 stone and 2 pregnancies lol

Although his are in various places, whereas mine are concentrated in looking like I fell flab first onto a fence of barbed-wire haha

I know what you mean, and no point hiding them either, imperfections make the person

And thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly, we're all unique and have insecurities etc

You're very welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this thread is for those who don't wish to boast but are just normal.

So I'll start with -

On a cold day my penis looks slightly smaller than usual.

I don't anticipate this thread lasting for very long due to its modesty.

This thread is a good hit for everybody as we can only appreciate the imperfections in us to bring out the perfect bit.

Anyway for me i can't measure my cock size because it's size varies with respect to spark/chemistry between myself and the lady.

For some ladies my cock length increases with respect to the level of wetness of their pussy and then remains hard on for awhile longer after few sessions of penetrative sex.

With all this i can only suggest that i'm average cock sized with no measurement to prove.

I have also observed that i'm always on without a switch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have stretch marks on my inner thighs

When I first realised what they were I was so embarrassed as I thought that men never or very rarely got them. Naive I know"

My brother has loads, from when he bulked up. Anyone's skin can be prone to them, male or female.

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By *ngel_38Woman
over a year ago

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By *ngel_38Woman
over a year ago

Staffs

So this thread is for those who don't wish to boast but are just normal.

So I'll start with -

On a cold day my penis looks slightly smaller than usual.

I don't anticipate this thread lasting for very long due to its modesty.

My nipples are always erect whether hot or cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have stretch marks on my inner thighs

When I first realised what they were I was so embarrassed as I thought that men never or very rarely got them. Naive I know

My brother has loads, from when he bulked up. Anyone's skin can be prone to them, male or female."

Yeah I realise now but at the time when I was 17 I was mortified, now I realise I'm being silly but it still bothers me a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bald, too tubby for my own good, blind without my contact lenses and very probably a crap shag.

But on the flip I have a talent to make people smile and laugh...and I'm happy with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, moobs and beer belly aha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a mummy tummy and stretch marks and occasionally hairs appear in places I wish they wouldn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have stretch marks on my inner thighs

When I first realised what they were I was so embarrassed as I thought that men never or very rarely got them. Naive I know

My brother has loads, from when he bulked up. Anyone's skin can be prone to them, male or female.

Yeah I realise now but at the time when I was 17 I was mortified, now I realise I'm being silly but it still bothers me a little "

When I got my first ones at 11 I was pretty mortified too, so I know how you feel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is young! From what I can see anyway you're simply stunning so nothing for you to worry yourself over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate how short i am makes me feel less attractive to women

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By *mgdaveMan
over a year ago

paisley

When soft my cock is about 2 1/2" not a pretty sight with my skinny legs and when hard it's 8" and takes a sever detour to the left starting right at the root if it was any longer it would be able to see behind me lol

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I'm actually quite shy about my boobs - one is bigger than the other, so definitely not the perfect pert boobies that are normally on show on here."

Don't know too much about your boob sizes but you've got a real, pretty, nice cute face and look great in your avatar to.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I have never gushed or squirted and I don't think I ever will, but I often feel inadequate when guys 'guarantee' they can make it happen, but it still doesn't

Don't worry about it because:-

1 It's not always all it's cracked up to be, although it can be pretty good sometimes.

2 If you don't worry about it it might just happen.

3 There are many other ways to have great fun without it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too have stretch marks on my stretch marks - kids and weight gain and more kids and then weight loss.

I still have a flabby mummy tummy and have a giant scar down my middle. R keeps telling me it's proof I'm a survivor and that I'm loved but it still makes me self-conscious.

I also think my nose is too pointy.

I'm always nervous before a meet thinking they'll take one look and run.

Oh and I am a gusher and a squirter; it's not all it's cracked up to be - it just makes a mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take a good photo, I DO NOT look like this in real life.

I have the stretch marks of someone who's had 5 kids, but I've never been pregnant just fat.

Oh and I have one boob a bit bigger than the other, one foot a bit bigger than the other and one eye a bit bigger than the other. Symmetry is overrated! "

...and you're a Geordie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I look at some profiles I feel quite inadequate but I realise that having a smallish cock being short and middle aged isn't all that bad I lie sob

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"My penis is tiny when limp and when its cold it bloody disappears lol although when erect it does fair rather well in it becomes 'average' lol

Not the longest or the thickest

But i do feel like im in the minority on here amongst all these sky remotes and cans of lynx lol"

You know you can get reduced size sky remotes and lynx. Perfect for those really cold days.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I take a good photo, I DO NOT look like this in real life.

I have the stretch marks of someone who's had 5 kids, but I've never been pregnant just fat.

Oh and I have one boob a bit bigger than the other, one foot a bit bigger than the other and one eye a bit bigger than the other. Symmetry is overrated!

Bugger symmetry! You look amazing Anna!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a muffin top when I sit down over my pants lol but I must admit I'm not shamed of it- I'd rather have that than be a stick insect x

Everyone has bits they see as downfalls but who cares? As long as your happy and healthy. And those downfalls make YOU, everyone's unique xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm brilliant, but certainly not perfect

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex

"i hate how short i am makes me feel less attractive to women "

I like a short guy

My hubby is only 5ft 4 too..

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

I know I've not got the best male body on fab. I know I'm not the best looking or most handsome person either.

In fact I know I'm pretty average in many ways but I also know this:- I'm happy and confident in who I am. I give compliments because I like to receive them myself. If a woman tells me I'm handsome I believe her. When I tell a woman she's stunning or gorgeous it's because I mean it.

You don't have to be perfect to be stunning, handsome or gorgeous, just self confident enough to believe it.

I told some of the posters on this thread that they are either stunning or gorgeous in other threads or messages. I said it because I meant it and still do.

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

I have the boobs of a 90 year old when let loose out my bra (thank god for those that meet from 18-99), I have deep, dark stretch marks on my tummy, back, hips, even my knees from being stick thin to comfort eating over the years and now being the whale that I am, my nose is mahoosive and one nostril is bigger than the other, just as one of my boobs is bigger than the other, I have cellulite on my lard arse and legs on a grand scale, which is also big but flat as a pancake and going further south each time I stupidly decide to check it out in the mirror, I saw and experienced too much too young which has made me stubborn and slightly bitter, my belly wobbles like jelly so I don't like being naked in front of anyone and always cover up by wearing a body, I have problems with my digestive system that I take meds to control, have major sleeping issues which again I take meds for, I burp and fart like a pig, I have stumpy logs for legs and don't ever get them out bare, I don't often orgasm or squirt unless it's just me, myself an I, can't walk in heels to save my life for a long period of time, have what I used to think was an abnormally large labia (until I saw and experienced women on fab), I'm a bit of a social recluse, like to do everything alone, waaaay older than my years, I'm an emotional wreck, say things as they are, I'm blunt, can't take compliments without questioning why someone's said what they have, I try too hard at times, don't try hard enough other times, have awful posture which causes my back to hurt, always wear padded bras cos my boobs aren't as full as they used to be and have gone south (through weight loss), I have huge issues with my self esteem and have to get the upper lip waxed every month cos I'm naturally dark haired!...there, I've done it, feel like I've had therapy, my meeting days on fab are well and truly destroyed by myself and oh I almost forgot...I'm too bloody honest for my own good and I talk a load of shite!

I'm just weird old me, set in my weird old ways, in my weird old body and couldn't give a toss whether people like me or not to be honest, I am who and what I am! Like it or lump it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have chunky thighs, and I dislike my nose shape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the boobs of a 90 year old when let loose out my bra (thank god for those that meet from 18-99), I have deep, dark stretch marks on my tummy, back, hips, even my knees from being stick thin to comfort eating over the years and now being the whale that I am, my nose is mahoosive and one nostril is bigger than the other, just as one of my boobs is bigger than the other, I have cellulite on my lard arse and legs on a grand scale, which is also big but flat as a pancake and going further south each time I stupidly decide to check it out in the mirror, I saw and experienced too much too young which has made me stubborn and slightly bitter, my belly wobbles like jelly so I don't like being naked in front of anyone and always cover up by wearing a body, I have problems with my digestive system that I take meds to control, have major sleeping issues which again I take meds for, I burp and fart like a pig, I have stumpy logs for legs and don't ever get them out bare, I don't often orgasm or squirt unless it's just me, myself an I, can't walk in heels to save my life for a long period of time, have what I used to think was an abnormally large labia (until I saw and experienced women on fab), I'm a bit of a social recluse, like to do everything alone, waaaay older than my years, I'm an emotional wreck, say things as they are, I'm blunt, can't take compliments without questioning why someone's said what they have, I try too hard at times, don't try hard enough other times, have awful posture which causes my back to hurt, always wear padded bras cos my boobs aren't as full as they used to be and have gone south (through weight loss), I have huge issues with my self esteem and have to get the upper lip waxed every month cos I'm naturally dark haired!...there, I've done it, feel like I've had therapy, my meeting days on fab are well and truly destroyed by myself and oh I almost forgot...I'm too bloody honest for my own good and I talk a load of shite!

I'm just weird old me, set in my weird old ways, in my weird old body and couldn't give a toss whether people like me or not to be honest, I am who and what I am! Like it or lump it!

Fuck me. You sound sexy as fuck.

When is our rendezvous?

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm much smaller than I look in the pics.

Teeny, tiny, petite...often greeted with...ooh aren't you small!!!!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

I'm just weird old me, set in my weird old ways, in my weird old body and couldn't give a toss whether people like me or not to be honest, I am who and what I am! Like it or lump it!

I fabbed loads of your pics ages ago. I don't see the same person in those pics you describe here. You sure it's you.

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

I'm just weird old me, set in my weird old ways, in my weird old body and couldn't give a toss whether people like me or not to be honest, I am who and what I am! Like it or lump it!

Fuck me. You sound sexy as fuck.

When is our rendezvous?

Hahaha! Shit the bed pops, you never fail to surprise me! I've just admitted to being a complete loser and you're still up for a rendezvous?! You strange, strange man! You going to the forum social at Xtasia next weekend?

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

"I'm much smaller than I look in the pics.

Teeny, tiny, petite...often greeted with...ooh aren't you small!!!!"

Maybe small, but you look perfectly formed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just weird old me, set in my weird old ways, in my weird old body and couldn't give a toss whether people like me or not to be honest, I am who and what I am! Like it or lump it!

I'm still not taking you off my hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a Miistress but i am sorry to say but as i write this i have my lepord print onsie on, with stripy bedsocks AND slippers on! ...

Oiiii!!! Its ny day off biatches!!!

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By *uggarbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I lack confidence. Years of being told "you're a bonny lass but you're to big for me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a huge arse that I hate lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just weird old me, set in my weird old ways, in my weird old body and couldn't give a toss whether people like me or not to be honest, I am who and what I am! Like it or lump it!

Fuck me. You sound sexy as fuck.

When is our rendezvous?

I'm not i'm afraid. I'm working that weekend.

But, me and you do need to cross paths soon at one point i think. Have my name down for a social up North for June though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not perfect, I'm not a model. I am carrying more weight than I want to, I have stretch marks and cellulite but I'm starting to except who I am which means more to me than trying to please others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just weird old me, set in my weird old ways, in my weird old body and couldn't give a toss whether people like me or not to be honest, I am who and what I am! Like it or lump it!

I'm still not taking you off my hotlist

You've just been added to my hot list!

Imperfections, I have a few, but then again, too few to mention; other than a concaved moob where a lump was removed, a peanut shaped (and sized) willy when its very cold, a receeding hairline and freckles.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I'm much smaller than I look in the pics.

Teeny, tiny, petite...often greeted with...ooh aren't you small!!!!"

People say that to me to but normally quite some time after we've greeted. LOL

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

I'm just weird old me, set in my weird old ways, in my weird old body and couldn't give a toss whether people like me or not to be honest, I am who and what I am! Like it or lump it!

I fabbed loads of your pics ages ago. I don't see the same person in those pics you describe here. You sure it's you."

I don't know who she is but she takes a decent pic, given the right lighting, angle and camera!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate my body and I hate taking my top off.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

I'm just weird old me, set in my weird old ways, in my weird old body and couldn't give a toss whether people like me or not to be honest, I am who and what I am! Like it or lump it!

I fabbed loads of your pics ages ago. I don't see the same person in those pics you describe here. You sure it's you.

I don't know who she is but she takes a decent pic, given the right lighting, angle and camera!!!

Well I think it's you and it looks great to me.

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

I'm just weird old me, set in my weird old ways, in my weird old body and couldn't give a toss whether people like me or not to be honest, I am who and what I am! Like it or lump it!

I'm still not taking you off my hotlist

I'm on your hotlist after saying all that shite about myself?!

Okay, well you're weird for admitting that and you've got strange taste! You're Chells friend right? If you are then I need to message you! Apparently you're 'lovely' like her and I!!! She may be lovely, I on the other hand am a perverted bastardo, I'd have thought she realised that by now!!!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"I hate my body and I hate taking my top off. "

Ahh reverse psychology therapy, the more you do take you're top off and let us enjoy looking at you...I promise, the more you'll love it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just weird old me, set in my weird old ways, in my weird old body and couldn't give a toss whether people like me or not to be honest, I am who and what I am! Like it or lump it!

I'm still not taking you off my hotlist

I'm on your hotlist after saying all that shite about myself?!

Feel free to bring yourself and everything you've got to the table….I'm starving hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate my body and I hate taking my top off.

Ahh reverse psychology therapy, the more you do take you're top off and let us enjoy looking at you...I promise, the more you'll love it!!!

Honestly. I hate it. Makes me feel uncomfortable. In a room in private im fine but otherwise I'm dead nervous

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

My arms have cellulite and i've got 2 largish scars.

Next to half of my friends i'm a whale. My skin is a bit cruddy because I smoke and I have low energy levels due to a medical condition (and being a slave to nicotine). Beautiful!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

I'm just weird old me, set in my weird old ways, in my weird old body and couldn't give a toss whether people like me or not to be honest, I am who and what I am! Like it or lump it!

I'm still not taking you off my hotlist

You've just been added to my hot list!

If we didn't have any imperfections we'd be boring old twats! They add quirkiness and personality to us all, embrace your peanut shaped and sized willy, without it you wouldn't be you and would probably be a big willied, egotistical cunt which lets be honest, isn't the most appealing asset one can possess!

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By *ike4362ukMan
over a year ago

Cheshunt

Pretty average here too. Normal sized dick that is a grower, so small when soft...

Belly could be a little smaller and I'm working on it.

The hair on my head is inching backwards and it definitely of the 'silver fox' variety... The pubes didn't get the chance to do that.

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over a year ago

"I hate my body and I hate taking my top off.

Ahh reverse psychology therapy, the more you do take you're top off and let us enjoy looking at you...I promise, the more you'll love it!!!

Honestly. I hate it. Makes me feel uncomfortable. In a room in private im fine but otherwise I'm dead nervous "

I can relate to this...taking photos by myself, no prob...on the beach or at the pool or something, hide under a towel!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"I hate my body and I hate taking my top off.

Ahh reverse psychology therapy, the more you do take you're top off and let us enjoy looking at you...I promise, the more you'll love it!!!

Honestly. I hate it. Makes me feel uncomfortable. In a room in private im fine but otherwise I'm dead nervous "

Oh, I thought you were taking the piss cos you've got your top off in your pic! Well you look great, nowt to be nervous about from what I can see but self esteem is a very fickle thing isn't it, here one minute and gone the next! You can keep your top on if I can do the same?!?! Haha!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"I hate my body and I hate taking my top off.

Ahh reverse psychology therapy, the more you do take you're top off and let us enjoy looking at you...I promise, the more you'll love it!!!

Honestly. I hate it. Makes me feel uncomfortable. In a room in private im fine but otherwise I'm dead nervous

I can relate to this...taking photos by myself, no prob...on the beach or at the pool or something, hide under a towel! "

(Taking a moment to say a prayer) Please God, in my next life, bring me back as a towel...Anna's towel...thanks big man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate my body and I hate taking my top off.

Ahh reverse psychology therapy, the more you do take you're top off and let us enjoy looking at you...I promise, the more you'll love it!!!

Honestly. I hate it. Makes me feel uncomfortable. In a room in private im fine but otherwise I'm dead nervous

A bit like Anna said. Taking picture topless on my own is ok. But out in public on a beach in dead weird about it lol.

And sure we can keep our tops on its a deal

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

I'm just weird old me, set in my weird old ways, in my weird old body and couldn't give a toss whether people like me or not to be honest, I am who and what I am! Like it or lump it!

I'm still not taking you off my hotlist

I'm on your hotlist after saying all that shite about myself?!

Feel free to bring yourself and everything you've got to the table….I'm starving hungry

You haven't eaten yet?! It's past 11pm! Hahaha! I'll message you when I manage to step away from the forum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate my body and I hate taking my top off.

Ahh reverse psychology therapy, the more you do take you're top off and let us enjoy looking at you...I promise, the more you'll love it!!!

Honestly. I hate it. Makes me feel uncomfortable. In a room in private im fine but otherwise I'm dead nervous

I can relate to this...taking photos by myself, no prob...on the beach or at the pool or something, hide under a towel!

(Taking a moment to say a prayer) Please God, in my next life, bring me back as a towel...Anna's towel...thanks big man!

fuck being the towel..I wanna be the sand between her pussy

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"I hate my body and I hate taking my top off.

Ahh reverse psychology therapy, the more you do take you're top off and let us enjoy looking at you...I promise, the more you'll love it!!!

Honestly. I hate it. Makes me feel uncomfortable. In a room in private im fine but otherwise I'm dead nervous

A bit like Anna said. Taking picture topless on my own is ok. But out in public on a beach in dead weird about it lol.

And sure we can keep our tops on its a deal

I'm the same hence why I said what I did about my legs and everything else in my 30000 word essay above!!! I wrap myself in a towel at the gym spa whilst everyone else lets loose, not my thing! You think you could rope Anna into this deal? She won't meet me cos I'm a woman and too small for her...she's sexist and sizeist but fuck me she's hot! If you could get that to happen, I'd step out my comfort zone and take the top off...with the lights off of course!!! Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gingers rock !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate my body and I hate taking my top off.

Ahh reverse psychology therapy, the more you do take you're top off and let us enjoy looking at you...I promise, the more you'll love it!!!

Honestly. I hate it. Makes me feel uncomfortable. In a room in private im fine but otherwise I'm dead nervous

I can relate to this...taking photos by myself, no prob...on the beach or at the pool or something, hide under a towel!

(Taking a moment to say a prayer) Please God, in my next life, bring me back as a towel...Anna's towel...thanks big man!

If you're going to be my towel you have to be ok with getting covered in fake tan, make up, hair dye and probably not washed as often as you should be

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By *orgeouslyyoursWoman
over a year ago

essex just looking around

"I have never gushed or squirted and I don't think I ever will, but I often feel inadequate when guys 'guarantee' they can make it happen, but it still doesn't

I was the same for years. Thought I was a freak and even though squirting isn't same as an orgasam Guys really get off on it .. And flock to females that can ... Guess it's their egos thinking they are pleasuring her well ...

Any way. Year ago someone said they could and they did ... Only few have since .... All have made everyone I know squirt /gush .... It's the weirdest feeling first time... But it's a knack of fingers not anything to do with you ... It still surprises me after all these years..and over rated for the female lol xx

Anyone want the profile names. Inbox me lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never gushed or squirted and I don't think I ever will, but I often feel inadequate when guys 'guarantee' they can make it happen, but it still doesn't

Anyone want the profile names. Inbox me lol xx "

Only happened to me for the first time last week, was a shock as I didn't think I could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate my body and I hate taking my top off.

Ahh reverse psychology therapy, the more you do take you're top off and let us enjoy looking at you...I promise, the more you'll love it!!!

Honestly. I hate it. Makes me feel uncomfortable. In a room in private im fine but otherwise I'm dead nervous

A bit like Anna said. Taking picture topless on my own is ok. But out in public on a beach in dead weird about it lol.

And sure we can keep our tops on its a deal

Scandalous lies! I said you'd eat me for breakfast which you so would.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I hate my body and I hate taking my top off.

Ahh reverse psychology therapy, the more you do take you're top off and let us enjoy looking at you...I promise, the more you'll love it!!!

Honestly. I hate it. Makes me feel uncomfortable. In a room in private im fine but otherwise I'm dead nervous

I can relate to this...taking photos by myself, no prob...on the beach or at the pool or something, hide under a towel! "

I can relate to both of these. In private and alone or with certain people I'm fine but I look better in clothes. And a beach or pool event will find me in a swimdress rather than bikini or standard costume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am just happy if everyone invloved had fun and a good time yes multiple orgasms all round would be amazingly PERFECT ?? but If we are all happy surely thats the main thing right

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"I hate my body and I hate taking my top off.

Ahh reverse psychology therapy, the more you do take you're top off and let us enjoy looking at you...I promise, the more you'll love it!!!

Honestly. I hate it. Makes me feel uncomfortable. In a room in private im fine but otherwise I'm dead nervous

A bit like Anna said. Taking picture topless on my own is ok. But out in public on a beach in dead weird about it lol.

And sure we can keep our tops on its a deal

Scandalous lies! I said you'd eat me for breakfast which you so would.

And oh my, would I enjoy that breakfast!!! I'd savour every mouthful and even pack some of you up to take with me and have for my lunch!! In regards to the fake tan, make up etc...hell yes, that wouldn't deter me...as long as I could bring wet wipes, I can't go too long without washing!!! Average day of a towel really, bring it on Anna!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

I'm just weird old me, set in my weird old ways, in my weird old body and couldn't give a toss whether people like me or not to be honest, I am who and what I am! Like it or lump it!

Fuck me. You sound sexy as fuck.

When is our rendezvous?

I'm not i'm afraid. I'm working that weekend.

But, me and you do need to cross paths soon at one point i think. Have my name down for a social up North for June though.

Ah damn, we could've mingled if you were going...where's the social pops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish someone would tell my wife its ok to be normal. She worries that guys wouldnt want her because shes not got the figure she had 10 yrs ago. She almost 50 for gods sake. Wish I had the figure I had 10 yrs ago but thats life, it catches up with you. I still think shes lovely. Shes very nervous about meeting now because of this irrational worry. She loves playing bad with younger guys but her figure worries stop her enjoying it.

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