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Funny things people say during sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I recently met a lovely girl but some of the things she came out with sexually made me laugh so badly I couldn't stop. One was "lick my gash" in her most seductive voice. Which went down well. Or even better was a bit later she came out with "come on then big boy, whap it up my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whap" .. hehe..not heard that for ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She was a hell of a girl fair play. She was very random. I remember 69'ing once and she sat up and pissed all over my face 'just for a laugh'. I could tell you loads !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone shouted top banana as he came!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone shouted top banana as he came!!"

Haha that's awesome !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She was a hell of a girl fair play. She was very random. I remember 69'ing once and she sat up and pissed all over my face 'just for a laugh'. I could tell you loads ! "

.. go on..

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Theres a thread on mumsnet on this subject. One guy whilst getting a bj shouted "Drink from the fountain!" as he came.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met a guy who would quite politely say 'oh my gosh' as he came... Just made me giggle, especially after I'd be swearing like a sailor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres a thread on mumsnet on this subject. One guy whilst getting a bj shouted "Drink from the fountain!" as he came. "

Drink from the fountain.. Awesome. These guys should do some sort of book signing or something.. Lol!

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