FabSwingers.com forum: toothpaste

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have any blokes ever put toothpaste on their knob and had a wank , ?

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Stings like hell on yours balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have any blokes ever put toothpaste on their knob and had a wank , ? "

Er, No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't it chafe? Toothpaste is grainy and sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minty fresh cum ?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there's a question I didn't think Id get asked today!

No, never even crossed my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What on earth posessed you to even think of such a thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stings like hell on yours balls"

Especially if you scrub them with your toothbrush, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad it's not just me....

I like to cover mine with toothpaste then stick it in the Mrs mouth whilst she's still asleep

She gets her teeth brushed

I get a blowjob

No morning breath

3 birds with 1 stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have done it once and let me tell you ,you'd want to have a basin of water at the ready ,it fucking is one of the most painful things I 've ever done to myself.

It's great to put on your feet for a while though,it's very soothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have any blokes ever put toothpaste on their knob and had a wank , ? "

And if you put it on your arse, you get a ring of confidence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in air cadets at 13 older cadets at night in dormanfries barracks would put tooth paste on your balls stung like fuck good old days lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me tell you a secret when I was 13 I used to have spots on my face , my father is a doctor and said he was reading about a man in Sweden who used it on spots so he said I should give it a try , I tried it 2 times a day and carried on using it till I was about 18 and it worked wonders for me , get a wet sponge and put a little blob on it and gently massage it into your face leave it for 5 minutes then wash off with clean warm water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can honestly say

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Have any blokes ever put toothpaste on their knob and had a wank , ? "

You can also rub a tiny bit of toothpaste on a womans clit. It gives a great tingly sensation.

Please note I said rub a TINY bit on the clit lol. Too much toothpaste on the clit becomes a bit unbearable.

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

Why.would.anybody.put.toothpaste.on.their.most.sensitive.parts?

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

I prefer rubbing fresh hot cum over mine

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By *igerstyle2k2Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

"Glad it's not just me....

I like to cover mine with toothpaste then stick it in the Mrs mouth whilst she's still asleep

She gets her teeth brushed

I get a blowjob

No morning breath

3 birds with 1 stone

Haha! Love it!

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

Toothpaste never but give your cock a quick clean with a bit of mouthwash makes it all tingly and the lady can't complain about the smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should try vicks vapour rub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont forget mr sheen..give that nob a nice shine..I want to see my face in it

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

Eat a little toothpaste and give a bj. Ive been told its an interesting feeling for the recipient

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Why.would.anybody.put.toothpaste.on.their.most.sensitive.parts?

It increases the sensations. All the woman I know who have tried tootpaste on thier clit have loved it.

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

One of the only lubricants available back in the dark days was ky ..it was expensive (we used vaseline instead)& came in a tube,so in the dark it was easy to pick the wrong tube!!.

Can anybody remember dippity doo? I used that once or twice

What is the strangest thing you have used as a lubricant?? Ax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of the only lubricants available back in the dark days was ky ..it was expensive (we used vaseline instead)& came in a tube,so in the dark it was easy to pick the wrong tube!!.

Can anybody remember dippity doo? I used that once or twice

What is the strangest thing you have used as a lubricant?? Ax"

Ive used shower gel while in the bath lol..nice

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

"Toothpaste never but give your cock a quick clean with a bit of mouthwash makes it all tingly and the lady can't complain about the smell

That's got to sting surely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find tea tree shower and bath wash stings me like mad down below

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

You guys really need to get some non cock relayed hobbies

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

"Toothpaste never but give your cock a quick clean with a bit of mouthwash makes it all tingly and the lady can't complain about the smell

That's got to sting surely."

How about a mouthwash blow job??

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

"Toothpaste never but give your cock a quick clean with a bit of mouthwash makes it all tingly and the lady can't complain about the smell

That's got to sting surely.

How about a mouthwash blow job??

Nah, I might swallow by accident

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

"Toothpaste never but give your cock a quick clean with a bit of mouthwash makes it all tingly and the lady can't complain about the smell

That's got to sting surely.

How about a mouthwash blow job??

Nah, I might swallow by accident

I doubt it you're always clear about what goes where lol

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

"Toothpaste never but give your cock a quick clean with a bit of mouthwash makes it all tingly and the lady can't complain about the smell

That's got to sting surely.

How about a mouthwash blow job??

Nah, I might swallow by accident

I doubt it you're always clear about what goes where lol

True, but you know what happens when I get carried away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mm no way

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

"Toothpaste never but give your cock a quick clean with a bit of mouthwash makes it all tingly and the lady can't complain about the smell

That's got to sting surely.

How about a mouthwash blow job??

Nah, I might swallow by accident

I doubt it you're always clear about what goes where lol

True, but you know what happens when I get carried away

Perhaps I need reminding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat a little toothpaste and give a bj. Ive been told its an interesting feeling for the recipient"

Same goes for eating an XXX extra strong mint and then giving a bj

Hids

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By *tevepicmanMan
over a year ago

South Wales

conditioner is best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should try vicks vapour rub

Ouchhhhh

#ringsting

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

Ive had a creme de menth bj

No smutty jokes please!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Have any blokes ever put toothpaste on their knob and had a wank , ?

And if you put it on your arse, you get a ring of confidence."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow.. Seen it all now!

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By *opitinpaulMan
over a year ago

derby

put ice cubes up her fanny for 5 mins then put toothpaste on your cock and fuck her WOW its amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put ice cubes up her fanny for 5 mins then put toothpaste on your cock and fuck her WOW its amazing"

I'm sure there must be easier ways to make cool mints!

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By *illxxMan
over a year ago

motherwell

My question is why put tooth paste on your knob ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My question is why put tooth paste on your knob ? "

Did you see the postbox thread yesterday? People do the strangest things.

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By *illxxMan
over a year ago

motherwell

No never seen the post box yesterday it takes all sorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put ice cubes up her fanny for 5 mins then put toothpaste on your cock and fuck her WOW its amazing

I'm sure there must be easier ways to make cool mints!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow.. Seen it all now!

If toothpaste on the knob surprises you then trust me there is certainly a lot more you haven't seen

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By *ncutgemMan
over a year ago

Bath ish

You endanger life and limb if you clean your balls in vim

ah the old uns

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