FabSwingers.com forum: London v the rest of the UK

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've been on fab twice now and it seems like the ladies around london are the hardest ladies to converse with.

I don't know why when on a site like this where people are meant to be more open hardly any speak.

Now I've found ive had better conversation and talk of meets from ladies and couples out of the london area.

What up with this?

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

Did you conduct appropriate research, have a control subject, and present your findings in a smart little binder?

Maybe london girls are extra fussy, and like a man to make extra effort before they're deemed worthy

Or maybe you've just not been lucky

Keep trying you might strike london gold lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't have googly eyes on your penis

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

"You don't have googly eyes on your penis

You're giving all the secrets of your success away. You are generous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you conduct appropriate research, have a control subject, and present your findings in a smart little binder?

Maybe london girls are extra fussy, and like a man to make extra effort before they're deemed worthy

Or maybe you've just not been lucky

Keep trying you might strike london gold lmao "

Always research fully all bound in a leather hardback. ??

I've spoken to ladies and couples from sw and up north and there have all been more happy the chat than the london ladies and a lot were hotter.

Not looking for gold on here just sexy and filthy

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

"Did you conduct appropriate research, have a control subject, and present your findings in a smart little binder?

Maybe london girls are extra fussy, and like a man to make extra effort before they're deemed worthy

Or maybe you've just not been lucky

Keep trying you might strike london gold lmao

Always research fully all bound in a leather hardback. ??

I've spoken to ladies and couples from sw and up north and there have all been more happy the chat than the london ladies and a lot were hotter.

Not looking for gold on here just sexy and filthy

Leather.. Classy!

Ooo now you're getting brave- hotter?!

*settles down and waits for the ensuing debate*

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've been on fab twice now and it seems like the ladies around london are the hardest ladies to converse with.

I don't know why when on a site like this where people are meant to be more open hardly any speak.

Now I've found ive had better conversation and talk of meets from ladies and couples out of the london area.

What up with this?"

Maybe less ladies in London consider themselves submissive? And on fabs, unless someone is what you are looking for it causes the least aggro to just say nothing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You don't have googly eyes on your penis

I'll try that...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you conduct appropriate research, have a control subject, and present your findings in a smart little binder?

Maybe london girls are extra fussy, and like a man to make extra effort before they're deemed worthy

Or maybe you've just not been lucky

Keep trying you might strike london gold lmao

Always research fully all bound in a leather hardback. ??

I've spoken to ladies and couples from sw and up north and there have all been more happy the chat than the london ladies and a lot were hotter.

Not looking for gold on here just sexy and filthy

Leather.. Classy!

Ooo now you're getting brave- hotter?!

*settles down and waits for the ensuing debate*

I try lol

Well some

You think, and I was hoping for horny day time meets and filthy offers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been on fab twice now and it seems like the ladies around london are the hardest ladies to converse with.

I don't know why when on a site like this where people are meant to be more open hardly any speak.

Now I've found ive had better conversation and talk of meets from ladies and couples out of the london area.

What up with this?"

Oi...I'm friendly and approachable.

What's up with you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been on fab twice now and it seems like the ladies around london are the hardest ladies to converse with.

I don't know why when on a site like this where people are meant to be more open hardly any speak.

Now I've found ive had better conversation and talk of meets from ladies and couples out of the london area.

What up with this?

Maybe less ladies in London consider themselves submissive? And on fabs, unless someone is what you are looking for it causes the least aggro to just say nothing.

"I've been on fab twice now and it seems like the ladies around london are the hardest ladies to converse with.

I don't know why when on a site like this where people are meant to be more open hardly any speak.

Now I've found ive had better conversation and talk of meets from ladies and couples out of the london area.

What up with this?

Maybe less ladies in London consider themselves submissive? And on fabs, unless someone is what you are looking for it causes the least aggro to just say nothing.

You think.

Maybe I should start tracking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh wait. I'm not a submissive type!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still think you need googly eyes on your penis! Just ordered mine.

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By *andd2Couple
over a year ago

The Dungeon

Maybe because all the ladies 'ooooop' north have to look forward to is flat caps, whippets and a bit of eecky thump from their men? They are simply stunned by the men in the south being able to hold conversations without saying 'eee by gum' every five seconds or talking about mushy peas, real ale or pigeons

To gain the trust of Le Southern Ladies you need to have a good knowledge of horses, the 'Hunt'', vote Tory, not get wound up when they call everyone 'darhling', shop at Waitrose, love red wine and enjoy a nice white whine.

All the above is true, apart from the bits that aren't.

Authors note: nothing up above is to taken literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh wait. I'm not a submissive type!

Shush you or I'll get the ball gag

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

"Did you conduct appropriate research, have a control subject, and present your findings in a smart little binder?

Maybe london girls are extra fussy, and like a man to make extra effort before they're deemed worthy

Or maybe you've just not been lucky

Keep trying you might strike london gold lmao

Always research fully all bound in a leather hardback. ??

I've spoken to ladies and couples from sw and up north and there have all been more happy the chat than the london ladies and a lot were hotter.

Not looking for gold on here just sexy and filthy

Leather.. Classy!

Ooo now you're getting brave- hotter?!

*settles down and waits for the ensuing debate*

I try lol

Well some

You think, and I was hoping for horny day time meets and filthy offers lol

What from all the hot northern ladies when they see this?

Or their not so hot southern counterparts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the interests of science I'm happy to help with this social experiment....I'll be in London in a couple of weeks time, I'll report back on how friendly I found the natives....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you conduct appropriate research, have a control subject, and present your findings in a smart little binder?

Maybe london girls are extra fussy, and like a man to make extra effort before they're deemed worthy

Or maybe you've just not been lucky

Keep trying you might strike london gold lmao

Always research fully all bound in a leather hardback. ??

I've spoken to ladies and couples from sw and up north and there have all been more happy the chat than the london ladies and a lot were hotter.

Not looking for gold on here just sexy and filthy

Leather.. Classy!

Ooo now you're getting brave- hotter?!

*settles down and waits for the ensuing debate*

I try lol

Well some

You think, and I was hoping for horny day time meets and filthy offers lol

What from all the hot northern ladies when they see this?

Or their not so hot southern counterparts? "

Um?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't have googly eyes on your penis

I'll try that...

"
i've found a googly penis on the eyes works

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over a year ago

I'm very anti social so I agree with the OP

I rarely talk to anyone

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Exactly, piece o' cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very anti social so I agree with the OP

I rarely talk to anyone

Could someone pick my jaw up from my desk please?!? (They are some HOT pics...)

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

Ummmm, actually most of the women I've met were outside the M25.

I'm not complaining as I don't mind travelling for meets and it's a great way to explore different parts of this great isle.

Though I have wondered why I've yet to have a London-based meet. The OP is not alone in his confusion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oddly enough i chat to lots of guys in London and they all say the same thing. ...lack of interested women in London. ...i think i may move to London. Might increase my chances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you could see the state of the majority of the messages I get from locals, this would possibly explain why I'm friendly and happy to engage with most people who aren't literally absolute morons.

And quite a few of my meets have been men from London too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could see the state of the majority of the messages I get from locals, this would possibly explain why I'm friendly and happy to engage with most people who aren't literally absolute morons.

And quite a few of my meets have been men from London too..."

You do realise that the men get better the further south you go?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could see the state of the majority of the messages I get from locals, this would possibly explain why I'm friendly and happy to engage with most people who aren't literally absolute morons.

And quite a few of my meets have been men from London too...

You do realise that the men get better the further south you go?!?

I don't go south, I lure them up north

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over a year ago

"If you could see the state of the majority of the messages I get from locals, this would possibly explain why I'm friendly and happy to engage with most people who aren't literally absolute morons.

And quite a few of my meets have been men from London too...

You do realise that the men get better the further south you go?!?

I don't go south, I lure them up north

Touche!

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By *SAwanted321Man
over a year ago

haywards heath

"If you could see the state of the majority of the messages I get from locals, this would possibly explain why I'm friendly and happy to engage with most people who aren't literally absolute morons.

And quite a few of my meets have been men from London too...

You do realise that the men get better the further south you go?!?

I don't go south, I lure them up north

Feel free to lure me any time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here. All my offers are from north england. The lasses up north are the hornyest.. can email almost any northern lass and they want to meet.. but no women in london wanna.. I need to relocate to newcastle to get a fuck buddie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like northern men to be honest.

They tend to have that accent.

Droooool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long-shot really, but perhaps it could be related to population densities? More people may mean a greater chance of more local members; we all know what happens when a new member joins... They're pounced on!

Bigger market to appeal to and therfore can afford to be more choosy?

Either way, there's polite and lovely people everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long-shot really, but perhaps it could be related to population densities? More people may mean a greater chance of more local members; we all know what happens when a new member joins... They're pounced on!

Bigger market to appeal to and therfore can afford to be more choosy?

Either way, there's polite and lovely people everywhere."

So true!

Now about your nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So true!

Now about your nose.

I still don't follow that fromy yesterday! I must be totally out of the loop... Message me your explanation, missy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like northern men to be honest.

They tend to have that accent.

Droooool."

As a northener that's lived in the south for years may I be the first to say "way aye man"...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been on fab twice now and it seems like the ladies around london are the hardest ladies to converse with.

I don't know why when on a site like this where people are meant to be more open hardly any speak.

Now I've found ive had better conversation and talk of meets from ladies and couples out of the london area.

Well hello....

What up with this?

Oi...I'm friendly and approachable.

What's up with you?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh wait. I'm not a submissive type!

I'm sure we could find a very happy medium

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you could see the state of the majority of the messages I get from locals, this would possibly explain why I'm friendly and happy to engage with most people who aren't literally absolute morons.

And quite a few of my meets have been men from London too..."

Taxi to the north

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe because all the ladies 'ooooop' north have to look forward to is flat caps, whippets and a bit of eecky thump from their men? They are simply stunned by the men in the south being able to hold conversations without saying 'eee by gum' every five seconds or talking about mushy peas, real ale or pigeons

All the above is true, apart from the bits that aren't.

Authors note: nothing up above is to taken literally"

Lol amazing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh wait. I'm not a submissive type!

I'm sure we could find a very happy medium

Derek Acorah?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you conduct appropriate research, have a control subject, and present your findings in a smart little binder?

Maybe london girls are extra fussy, and like a man to make extra effort before they're deemed worthy

Or maybe you've just not been lucky

Keep trying you might strike london gold lmao

Always research fully all bound in a leather hardback. ??

I've spoken to ladies and couples from sw and up north and there have all been more happy the chat than the london ladies and a lot were hotter.

Not looking for gold on here just sexy and filthy

Leather.. Classy!

Ooo now you're getting brave- hotter?!

*settles down and waits for the ensuing debate*

I try lol

Well some

You think, and I was hoping for horny day time meets and filthy offers lol

What from all the hot northern ladies when they see this?

Or their not so hot southern counterparts? "

Lol we live in hope.

"Ladies face pic in friends" lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh wait. I'm not a submissive type!

I'm sure we could find a very happy medium

Derek Acorah?!?

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's simply the London spirit, speaking for myself, I have an intense hatred for everything and everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh wait. I'm not a submissive type!

I'm sure we could find a very happy medium

Derek Acorah?!?

Hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's simply the London spirit, speaking for myself, I have an intense hatred for everything and everyone

Love it.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"It's simply the London spirit, speaking for myself, I have an intense hatred for everything and everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's simply the London spirit, speaking for myself, I have an intense hatred for everything and everyone

See for me that's a miss conception of Londoners, I have always found that true Londoners love a giggle and it the ones who travel in leave there P&Q at home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's simply the London spirit, speaking for myself, I have an intense hatred for everything and everyone

See for me that's a miss conception of Londoners, I have always found that true Londoners love a giggle and it the ones who travel in leave there P&Q at home.

It's a joke.

Ere were all mean cu*ts...

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