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won't meet smokers.... likes rimming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't think that'll ever stop being funny.

Smokers are disgusting... but let me tongue your arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A clean bum doesn't smell. Smokers do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't think that'll ever stop being funny.

Smokers are disgusting... but let me tongue your arsehole.

"

yeah I know!! WTF is that all about give me a fag any day and im a non smoker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't think that'll ever stop being funny.

Smokers are disgusting... but let me tongue your arsehole.

"

Smokers stink everywhere, I'm not necessarily going to rim everyone I meet, it's just there as a remote possibility if the mood takes me...and I'm an ex smoker...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A clean bum doesn't smell. Smokers do. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since January, we've cut rimming down to just four a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since January, we've cut rimming down to just four a day."

Lmfao. Just too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since January, we've cut rimming down to just four a day."

Haha

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Since January, we've cut rimming down to just four a day."

That made me laugh

Have you tried vaping? Works well after a curry I do believe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't think that'll ever stop being funny.

Smokers are disgusting... but let me tongue your arsehole.

"
Never seen smoke coming out of an arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't think that'll ever stop being funny.

Smokers are disgusting... but let me tongue your arsehole.

Never seen smoke coming out of an arse. "

But plenty like to blow smoke up people's arses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't think that'll ever stop being funny.

Smokers are disgusting... but let me tongue your arsehole.

Never seen smoke coming out of an arse. "

That'll be the Lube.

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By *um and get it.Couple
over a year ago

Spalding

Roy Castle died from other peoples smoke.

Dont know of anyone who died from rimming.

Feel free to Correct me If I'm wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love to rim each other because we know we are clean! Don't like doing it with strangers as a rule because there's no way of knowing!

But really dislike smokers, it smells all the time and tastes horrible! Which I know is odd but still! RImming is sexual. Smoking is... Blargh... C x

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Since January, we've cut rimming down to just four a day."

classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since January, we've cut rimming down to just four a day."

Well done you.

Crack is a nasty habit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since January, we've cut rimming down to just four a day."

Pmsl

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


" Never seen smoke coming out of an arse. "

No but I bet you've seen nicotine stains on their knickers.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If its a vaping rim, does it still count as rimming?

Its good we have interest lists, but some of mine may only happen every few years. I'm still wondering what oral sex is about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roy Castle died from other peoples smoke.

Dont know of anyone who died from rimming.

Feel free to Correct me If I'm wrong."

My parents died from rimming. I suppose they should have pulled off the motorway first.. when you get the craving it's hard to resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll rim an arse after I've scrubbed it with a toothbrush and Dettol,I'm not kissing a man who tastes like death

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

You see these oranges over here they are just like those apples over there.

though I have seen a woman smoke a ciggarete with her vagina in Amsterdam if she did it with her butt there would be some sort of valid argument here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some threads are just hilarious

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Ah but people that do both can blow the best smoke rings

T xx

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Since January, we've cut rimming down to just four a day.

Well done you.

Crack is a nasty habit!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would rather meet smokers than arse lickers, you could get e coli from a bum hole and I think it looks sexy seeing a man with a ciggy in his mouth, like nick cotton. a lot of people who are anti smoking are a bit uptight and puritanical I find, a bit anal.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

If you need help giving up the rimming I suggest Niquitin Bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since January, we've cut rimming down to just four a day.

Well done you.

Crack is a nasty habit!!"

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By *ulie and PaulCouple
over a year ago

stockportish


"Roy Castle died from other peoples smoke.

Dont know of anyone who died from rimming.

Feel free to Correct me If I'm wrong."

Freddy mercury ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like smokers and rimming, especially kissing the same time as she smokes

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County


"Don't think that'll ever stop being funny.

Smokers are disgusting... but let me tongue your arsehole.

"

seems similar to profiles which state 'no kissing' yet they will give you a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roy Castle died from other peoples smoke.

Dont know of anyone who died from rimming.

Feel free to Correct me If I'm wrong.

Freddy mercury ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh is that your big hard cock I can see baby? Eh no is my pack of fags... Eww dirty git your not for me.

I have never smoked in my life but my take would be brush your teeth and have some gum and its not a deal breaker.

Imagine loosing out on the ride of your life because of a cig?

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland


"Don't think that'll ever stop being funny.

Smokers are disgusting... but let me tongue your arsehole.

seems similar to profiles which state 'no kissing' yet they will give you a blow job"

how is that in anyway the same, its a totally different subject, and many people have there reasons for it, don see why you need to hijack someones thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since January, we've cut rimming down to just four a day."

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By * Busty HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Bradford


"A clean bum doesn't smell. Smokers do. "

Smokers smell regardless of brushing teeth, eating gum or showering. It exudes a smell through the pores.

A clean bum hole is a clean bum hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would rather meet smokers than arse lickers, you could get e coli from a bum hole and I think it looks sexy seeing a man with a ciggy in his mouth, like nick cotton. a lot of people who are anti smoking are a bit uptight and puritanical I find, a bit anal."

Not sure many would equate playing with bums and puritanical (having or displaying a very strict or censorious moral attitude towards self-indulgence or sex) behaviour...

On the contrary, it sounds that such folk are quite the opposite.

Personally, I'd likely only engage in such naughtiness with a partner and even then it'd be in the shower or post shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smoke and meet alot of non smokers/smokers in the smoking rooms at partys and clubs but I'm rarely licking arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since January, we've cut rimming down to just four a day."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks everyone, biggest laugh of the day

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Thanks everyone, biggest laugh of the day "

Its been making me snigger all afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Tooo funny

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By *exykinkyfuncplCouple
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

we love both rimming and smoking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A clean bum doesn't smell. Smokers do. "
lol...true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you get rimming patches? Ar do they do vale in "rimming" as well as strawberry and menthol?

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By *ngelsdevilWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

Anilingus has potential health risks arising from the oral contact with human feces. Diseases which may be transmitted by contact with feces include: bacterial diseases include shigellosis (bacillary dysentery); viral systemic diseases include hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV) and herpes simplex virus; parasites include intestinal parasites; and infections and inflammations chlamydia infection, gastroenteritis, conjunctivitis, gonorrhea and other sexually transmitted infections.[11] not to mention Ecoli and the risk of HIV transmission.

I'd rather meet a smoker...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anilingus has potential health risks arising from the oral contact with human feces. Diseases which may be transmitted by contact with feces include: bacterial diseases include shigellosis (bacillary dysentery); viral systemic diseases include hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV) and herpes simplex virus; parasites include intestinal parasites; and infections and inflammations chlamydia infection, gastroenteritis, conjunctivitis, gonorrhea and other sexually transmitted infections.[11] not to mention Ecoli and the risk of HIV transmission.

I'd rather meet a smoker..."

Lets all live in a bubble and never have human contact again!.......

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By *ngelsdevilWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Anilingus has potential health risks arising from the oral contact with human feces. Diseases which may be transmitted by contact with feces include: bacterial diseases include shigellosis (bacillary dysentery); viral systemic diseases include hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV) and herpes simplex virus; parasites include intestinal parasites; and infections and inflammations chlamydia infection, gastroenteritis, conjunctivitis, gonorrhea and other sexually transmitted infections.[11] not to mention Ecoli and the risk of HIV transmission.

I'd rather meet a smoker...

Lets all live in a bubble and never have human contact again!......."

I'm happy with avoiding oral contact with human feces personally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anilingus has potential health risks arising from the oral contact with human feces. Diseases which may be transmitted by contact with feces include: bacterial diseases include shigellosis (bacillary dysentery); viral systemic diseases include hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV) and herpes simplex virus; parasites include intestinal parasites; and infections and inflammations chlamydia infection, gastroenteritis, conjunctivitis, gonorrhea and other sexually transmitted infections.[11] not to mention Ecoli and the risk of HIV transmission.

I'd rather meet a smoker...

Lets all live in a bubble and never have human contact again!.......

I'm happy with avoiding oral contact with human feces personally. "

I presume you avoid all forms of human contact as even kissing can give you all sorts of diseases?

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By *ngelsdevilWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Anilingus has potential health risks arising from the oral contact with human feces. Diseases which may be transmitted by contact with feces include: bacterial diseases include shigellosis (bacillary dysentery); viral systemic diseases include hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV) and herpes simplex virus; parasites include intestinal parasites; and infections and inflammations chlamydia infection, gastroenteritis, conjunctivitis, gonorrhea and other sexually transmitted infections.[11] not to mention Ecoli and the risk of HIV transmission.

I'd rather meet a smoker...

Lets all live in a bubble and never have human contact again!.......

I'm happy with avoiding oral contact with human feces personally.

I presume you avoid all forms of human contact as even kissing can give you all sorts of diseases?"

No I don't consider kissing to be anything like licking someone's arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anilingus has potential health risks arising from the oral contact with human feces. Diseases which may be transmitted by contact with feces include: bacterial diseases include shigellosis (bacillary dysentery); viral systemic diseases include hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV) and herpes simplex virus; parasites include intestinal parasites; and infections and inflammations chlamydia infection, gastroenteritis, conjunctivitis, gonorrhea and other sexually transmitted infections.[11] not to mention Ecoli and the risk of HIV transmission.

I'd rather meet a smoker...

Lets all live in a bubble and never have human contact again!.......

I'm happy with avoiding oral contact with human feces personally.

I presume you avoid all forms of human contact as even kissing can give you all sorts of diseases?

No I don't consider kissing to be anything like licking someone's arsehole."

just opposite ends of the same tube

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By *ngelsdevilWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Anilingus has potential health risks arising from the oral contact with human feces. Diseases which may be transmitted by contact with feces include: bacterial diseases include shigellosis (bacillary dysentery); viral systemic diseases include hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV) and herpes simplex virus; parasites include intestinal parasites; and infections and inflammations chlamydia infection, gastroenteritis, conjunctivitis, gonorrhea and other sexually transmitted infections.[11] not to mention Ecoli and the risk of HIV transmission.

I'd rather meet a smoker...

Lets all live in a bubble and never have human contact again!.......

I'm happy with avoiding oral contact with human feces personally.

I presume you avoid all forms of human contact as even kissing can give you all sorts of diseases?

No I don't consider kissing to be anything like licking someone's arsehole.

just opposite ends of the same tube "

I much prefer the end where food goes in

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Just a wee fact for you. a human bite contains more bacteria than a dog bite yet dogs lick their own arses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is fabswingers, we don't do facts. only opinions, and just like assholes...everyone has one.

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By *ilth84Man
over a year ago

Stafford

In Wales they have banned rimming while driving!

Actually that could be smoking?

Maybe both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anilingus has potential health risks arising from the oral contact with human feces. Diseases which may be transmitted by contact with feces include: bacterial diseases include shigellosis (bacillary dysentery); viral systemic diseases include hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV) and herpes simplex virus; parasites include intestinal parasites; and infections and inflammations chlamydia infection, gastroenteritis, conjunctivitis, gonorrhea and other sexually transmitted infections.[11] not to mention Ecoli and the risk of HIV transmission.

I'd rather meet a smoker...

Lets all live in a bubble and never have human contact again!.......

I'm happy with avoiding oral contact with human feces personally.

I presume you avoid all forms of human contact as even kissing can give you all sorts of diseases?

No I don't consider kissing to be anything like licking someone's arsehole."

And there was me thinking you were thorough when you haven't considered what you can catch from kissing someone? I suggest you do some research!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all smokers smell....... I don't smell and I smoke

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Anilingus sold to the guy in the long black mac! Think I will have to take it of my profile? I am taking up base jumping instead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not all smokers smell....... I don't smell and I smoke "

Sorry to break it to you....but to non smokers you really do. From every where. You can't hide it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not all smokers smell....... I don't smell and I smoke "

that's what I thought when I smoked......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In Wales they have banned rimming while driving!

Actually that could be smoking?

Maybe both?"

is that giving or receiving? as one of those could have prevented the accident..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roy Castle died from other peoples smoke.

Dont know of anyone who died from rimming.

Feel free to Correct me If I'm wrong."

William Shakespeare's play Othello was loosely based on rimming. And now he's dead! So....I suppose it can kill you? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roy Castle died from other peoples smoke.

Dont know of anyone who died from rimming.

Feel free to Correct me If I'm wrong."

Really sad to hear about Roy Castle btw. When did he die?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i agree with this :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not all smokers smell....... I don't smell and I smoke

Sorry to break it to you....but to non smokers you really do. From every where. You can't hide it."

Everywhere? do you know peoples smoking habits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not all smokers smell....... I don't smell and I smoke

Sorry to break it to you....but to non smokers you really do. From every where. You can't hide it.

Everywhere? do you know peoples smoking habits? "

No....but I know what a smoker smells like.....and every inch if them smells. I'm not making it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't think that'll ever stop being funny.

Smokers are disgusting... but let me tongue your arsehole.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not all smokers smell....... I don't smell and I smoke

Sorry to break it to you....but to non smokers you really do. From every where. You can't hide it.

Everywhere? do you know peoples smoking habits?

No....but I know what a smoker smells like.....and every inch if them smells. I'm not making it up."

You are right, I am now a non smoker but women I have met in the past knew I smoked but never smelt it. Has a lot to do with how conscious you are to others who don't. Plenty of smellies on and chewing gum works, you make it sound like smokers roll around in ashtrays to smell it from everywhere lol.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Roy Castle died from other peoples smoke.

Dont know of anyone who died from rimming.

Feel free to Correct me If I'm wrong."

I'm sure, like most things in life that are nice, there's going to be something nasty someone will find you can get from doing it.

But that won't stop me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we love both rimming and smoking lol"
dirty fckrs bravo!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"would rather meet smokers than arse lickers, you could get e coli from a bum hole and I think it looks sexy seeing a man with a ciggy in his mouth, like nick cotton. a lot of people who are anti smoking are a bit uptight and puritanical I find, a bit anal."

SEE. I knew someone would come up with some health reason why its bad for you. LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"[Removed by poster at 15/01/15 01:40:50]"

I know you're going to say something eventually. LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we love both rimming and smoking lol"

at the same time?

Sings "my sex is on fire"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather kiss a smoker then someone with shit on the tongue

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"A clean bum doesn't smell. Smokers do. "

^ This

The comments some smokers feel compelled to make, deriding those who won't meet them, are ridiculous.

And yes, some people genuinely do think that licking someone's arsehole is less unpleasant than kissing and getting intimate with a smoker. If you, OP, think rimming is so disgusting, just imagine how utterly foul some people find how you smell and taste. You may think that unbelievable but the facts speak for themselves.

I know smokers aren't aware of it and a lot are in denial but non-smokers can smell and taste it and find it horrible.

And the products of smoking can pervade your entire body. It's not always the case but it can taint your sweat and it can make cum taste foul. Plus some (certainly not all by any stretch) smokers can have bad, stained teeth and stained fingers. I find it a horrible habit all round.

You are, of course, entirely free to smoke, but keep it away from me. And don't make judgemental, derisive comments about my preferences based on your own standards.

Some people don't want to meet me because I'm fat. Some people don't want to meet you because they find your habit revolting. Just accept their choice and get over it.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'd rather kiss a smoker then someone with shit on the tongue "

Fair enough. However, rimming does not need to, and usually doesn't, involve getting shit on one's tongue.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'd rather kiss a smoker then someone with shit on the tongue "

Ahhh I see. Another smoker.

Of course you wouldn't mind kissing a smoker.

You may not believe, or want to accept, how revolting some people find it, but ultimately people have preferences for a reason and that reason is that they find the smell and taste of smokers foul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all have our own likes and dislikes that what makes us all different dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus we accept if people don't want to meet us cos we snake that's fine we move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus my statement was meant as a bit of fun

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"We all have our own likes and dislikes that what makes us all different dear "

Quite, so there's no need for the OP to post judgemental, derisive comments on the preferences of others.

If I like rimming, or am willing to do it in some circumstances, I should be willing to meet smokers and it's hilarious that I won't?

No. I have different likes and dislikes to the OP and, as you rightly say, I'm entitled to.

Criticise me for that, (the OP, not you), and I'm going to put my own point of view.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took this thread as light hearted but some haven't such a shame people have to be so serious all the time and as I recall you left a comment on my comment first !!!!!!!!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I took this thread as light hearted but some haven't such a shame people have to be so serious all the time and as I recall you left a comment on my comment first !!!!!!!!!"

Yes, because you suggested people who like rimming have shit on their tongues! Lovely.

If you're going to be insulting, expect some people to be unimpressed.

I don't think this thread is light-hearted at all. It's another case of smokers getting defensive about people not wanting to meet them and being critical of them.

Of course you think it's funny and not offensive though because you're seeing it from the point of view of the smokers. You even felt the need to join in and suggest those who rim have shitty mouths. Hardly light-hearted.

As one who won't meet smokers but who has engaged in rimming from time to time, and who is (as you say) entirely within my rights to make those choices, I don't appreciate the criticism of my preferences in this thread.

I don't start threads about how disgusting smokers are. I leave them to get on with it and simply don't meet them, unless they start criticising my choices.

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By *ngelsdevilWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Anilingus has potential health risks arising from the oral contact with human feces. Diseases which may be transmitted by contact with feces include: bacterial diseases include shigellosis (bacillary dysentery); viral systemic diseases include hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV) and herpes simplex virus; parasites include intestinal parasites; and infections and inflammations chlamydia infection, gastroenteritis, conjunctivitis, gonorrhea and other sexually transmitted infections.[11] not to mention Ecoli and the risk of HIV transmission.

I'd rather meet a smoker...

Lets all live in a bubble and never have human contact again!.......

I'm happy with avoiding oral contact with human feces personally.

I presume you avoid all forms of human contact as even kissing can give you all sorts of diseases?

No I don't consider kissing to be anything like licking someone's arsehole.

And there was me thinking you were thorough when you haven't considered what you can catch from kissing someone? I suggest you do some research!"

I'm sorry but the two aren't comparable and if kissing worries you so much but licking someone's arsehole

wouldnt then that's your choice but personally I'm not going to stop kissing on meets, that really would be taking 'safer sex' to the extreme. Personally I don't like the thought of rimmimg so I will never do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since January, we've cut rimming down to just four a day."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anilingus has potential health risks arising from the oral contact with human feces. Diseases which may be transmitted by contact with feces include: bacterial diseases include shigellosis (bacillary dysentery); viral systemic diseases include hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV) and herpes simplex virus; parasites include intestinal parasites; and infections and inflammations chlamydia infection, gastroenteritis, conjunctivitis, gonorrhea and other sexually transmitted infections.[11] not to mention Ecoli and the risk of HIV transmission.

I'd rather meet a smoker...

Lets all live in a bubble and never have human contact again!.......

I'm happy with avoiding oral contact with human feces personally. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anilingus has potential health risks arising from the oral contact with human feces. Diseases which may be transmitted by contact with feces include: bacterial diseases include shigellosis (bacillary dysentery); viral systemic diseases include hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV) and herpes simplex virus; parasites include intestinal parasites; and infections and inflammations chlamydia infection, gastroenteritis, conjunctivitis, gonorrhea and other sexually transmitted infections.[11] not to mention Ecoli and the risk of HIV transmission.

I'd rather meet a smoker..."

Very good post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I don't start threads about how disgusting smokers are. I leave them to get on with it and simply don't meet them, unless they start criticising my choices."

no you don't but always say how you feel about smoking as a non smoker and show you have very strong feelings about it.Its also a choice to smoke and people can meet or avoid us, Personnelly I don't get offended I'm used to peoples views about it on forums, glad to say though it doesn't effect my swinging lifestyle or whether I lick arse or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry but how do you know someones arse isn't shity, do you examine it with a magnifying glass first.

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham


"Since January, we've cut rimming down to just four a day."

Just had a very odd conversation with the Chemist after trying to buy patches. Apparently you can't get "Rimreplace" patches. WTF?

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By *exykinkyfuncplCouple
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

i would not let anyone rimm my arse unless i know its 100% clean befor meeting not even my girl let alone anyone else

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By *jxxxxCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Don't think that'll ever stop being funny.

Smokers are disgusting... but let me tongue your arsehole.

"

Brilliant. Best forum topic for a while. Thanks made my day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since January, we've cut rimming down to just four a day.

Just had a very odd conversation with the Chemist after trying to buy patches. Apparently you can't get "Rimreplace" patches. WTF? "

Ha ha ha

We should patent one. I'm sure a rim-like patch (to be placed on a discreet yet easily accessed body part) could be fashioned from one of those fake wound/makeup kits, sating sudden rimming urges?

S x (ardent rimmer)

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By *ate_night_massageMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Since January, we've cut rimming down to just four a day."

I used to know someone who was a chain rimmer, but he found it too difficult to find the other 10 people he needed to make up the chain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since January, we've cut rimming down to just four a day."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roy Castle died from other peoples smoke.

Dont know of anyone who died from rimming.

Feel free to Correct me If I'm wrong.

Really sad to hear about Roy Castle btw. When did he die?"
same time as the parents he was in the back seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we love both rimming and smoking lol

at the same time?

Sings "my sex is on fire" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In Wales they have banned rimming while driving!

Actually that could be smoking?

Maybe both?"

Wales banned rimming in pubs before England.

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By *dventurous chefMan
over a year ago

Diss

well its like Marmite... you either love it or you hate it..!! Personly id put a massive thick spread on my freshly opened sweet smelly bread.. i love it..

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

i would never ever smoke .but i would rim a nice lady bumhole .. wd never rim a mans tho...yuk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roy Castle died from other peoples smoke.

Dont know of anyone who died from rimming.

Feel free to Correct me If I'm wrong.

My parents died from rimming. I suppose they should have pulled off the motorway first.. when you get the craving it's hard to

resist "

That's SO funny.People say Lol...but I really did when I read this...

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Great thread this funny as. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But arses taste of shit (hypocrite, I love rimming the Mrs) cigs don't, I don't mind myself, I can't stand the smell of drink because I stopped 10 years ago, wouldn't stop us meeting anyone even though alcohol is a killer too

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"Don't think that'll ever stop being funny.

Smokers are disgusting... but let me tongue your arsehole.

"

The other one similar is "won't kiss", but will rim.

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By *opmanforfun300Man
over a year ago

. Newcastle

Thats me off partys everyones gone off smokers and rimmers nowt left but hit the pub

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By *opmanforfun300Man
over a year ago

. Newcastle

Thats me off partys everyones gone off smokers and rimmers nowt left but hit the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't really fancy licking the end of some birds intestine

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"A clean bum doesn't smell. Smokers do. "

Quite right too

Smokers sweat stinks of nicotine

My bum smells of Johnsons baby powder lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smokers really stink, well to a non smoker,breath is gross, smoke smell is in the skin and hair, a nice clean arsehole doesn't at all.

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

What I don't get is when you see a profile won't me a smoker,and the person on the profile is a smoker?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anilingus has potential health risks arising from the oral contact with human feces. Diseases which may be transmitted by contact with feces include: bacterial diseases include shigellosis (bacillary dysentery); viral systemic diseases include hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV) and herpes simplex virus; parasites include intestinal parasites; and infections and inflammations chlamydia infection, gastroenteritis, conjunctivitis, gonorrhea and other sexually transmitted infections.[11] not to mention Ecoli and the risk of HIV transmission.

I'd rather meet a smoker...

Lets all live in a bubble and never have human contact again!......."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite like both personally.....fag and a rim dear? Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite like both personally.....fag and a rim dear? Why not? "

surely rim first, then a fag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite like both personally.....fag and a rim dear? Why not?

surely rim first, then a fag."

A traditionalist I see

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Of course

Tar

Benzene

Formaldehyde and all of those industrial chemicals found in cigarette manufacturing are very healthy not only to the smoker but non smokers alike

My shit doesn't enter the air that we breathe all and force it's way into innocent non smokers/shit lovers lungs

Well it didn't last time I looked ??

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland


"Don't think that'll ever stop being funny.

Smokers are disgusting... but let me tongue your arsehole.

The other one similar is "won't kiss", but will rim. "

why is that at all similar, some people just dont get swinging.

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