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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of the first messages I get are just priceless.

And some people wonder why they don't get meets.

"I want to tongue punch your fart box"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish someone would do that to me...we're out of moist toilet tissue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

C'mon it's tempting? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you've found a keep-er there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I bet the forum could write a book with all of the stupid messages.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Wish someone would do that to me...we're out of moist toilet tissue "

[vom] eeewwwwww

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

[Removed by poster at 12/01/15 01:14:18]

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Some of the first messages I get are just priceless.

And some people wonder why they don't get meets.

"I want to tongue punch your fart box""

I got the same charming message.. Probably from the same lovely man

I replied with "how delightful" and that seems to have scared him off as I haven't heard from him since

Absolutely gutted obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting topic. What do you like to see in a first message (content wise) - I get that everyone is different and nobody likes blatant copy and past messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting topic. What do you like to see in a first message (content wise) - I get that everyone is different and nobody likes blatant copy and past messages."

My name in the message text and a reference to something on my profile so i know they're read it, also if they have no pics then I want a pic, I'm not difficult to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a bloke I'd be happy with just "Hi"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the first messages I get are just priceless.

And some people wonder why they don't get meets.

"I want to tongue punch your fart box""

What do you say when you send a first message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first message is usually something along the lines of

"Hi I'm peter, 6ft2 dark hair, I yhen mention why I messaged, either liked the profile/pic or both. Then say what I am liking for and attach a pic. Doesn't seem to be working though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the first messages I get are just priceless.

And some people wonder why they don't get meets.

"I want to tongue punch your fart box""

I use this line all the time and have to fight off meets! I've got meets planned until September thanks to this line!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the first messages I get are just priceless.

And some people wonder why they don't get meets.

"I want to tongue punch your fart box""

I had that one!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the first messages I get are just priceless.

And some people wonder why they don't get meets.

"I want to tongue punch your fart box"

I use this line all the time and have to fight off meets! I've got meets planned until September thanks to this line! "

We found the culprit lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the first messages I get are just priceless.

And some people wonder why they don't get meets.

"I want to tongue punch your fart box"

I use this line all the time and have to fight off meets! I've got meets planned until September thanks to this line!

We found the culprit lol xx"

That you have, I am guilty I've just private messaged you, you obviously won't turn it down so I've put you down for the first week of October xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmm.. so along the lines of

Hi, I'm xxx. I noticed on your profile that you like egg custard, please find attached a picture of me spooning an Alsatian

ps I want to tongue punch your fart box

pps Don't be rude and block me as I have a personality disorder and will find you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the first messages I get are just priceless.

And some people wonder why they don't get meets.

"I want to tongue punch your fart box"

I use this line all the time and have to fight off meets! I've got meets planned until September thanks to this line!

We found the culprit lol xx

That you have, I am guilty I've just private messaged you, you obviously won't turn it down so I've put you down for the first week of October xx"

Haha messaged back ya filthy animal x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the first messages I get are just priceless.

And some people wonder why they don't get meets.

"I want to tongue punch your fart box""

Yep had that one. Some sad fuckers about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had someone asking if we like scat, another asking if we'd like to travel 200miles to piss on a man. Best was the bviously fake profile of a gorgeous 19yr old girl asking if we were wanted to use my cock and N's strap on to fuck her arse. Bonkers nutters

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"hmmm.. so along the lines of

Hi, I'm xxx. I noticed on your profile that you like egg custard, please find attached a picture of me spooning an Alsatian

ps I want to tongue punch your fart box

pps Don't be rude and block me as I have a personality disorder and will find you. "

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham


"Some of the first messages I get are just priceless.

And some people wonder why they don't get meets.

"I want to tongue punch your fart box"

I use this line all the time and have to fight off meets! I've got meets planned until September thanks to this line!

We found the culprit lol xx

That you have, I am guilty I've just private messaged you, you obviously won't turn it down so I've put you down for the first week of October xx"

Crying with laughter. Parter is looking at me like the mental incompetant that I am.

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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

We like a direct and honest message... And thank people if it is to the point even if it is filthy... X

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