FabSwingers.com forum: "I can make you squirt" is it a good thing?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know some women don't want to, or don't get any more pleasure from it. if it was "I'll smash into your bladder so hard you'll wet the bed" it wouldn't seem half as attractive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No there's nothing worse than a guy claiming he will make you squirt! Personally I only squirt/gush when I'm extremely turned on, relaxed and my g spot is stimulated, it happens but not a lot! I tend not to tell guys I do for that exact reason they see it as a goal to achieve! Rather have a normal orgasm thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girlfriend of mine used to squirt but it certainly wasn't because I 'smashed her bladder'

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

yes, if I just keep ramming my fingers deep inside until they burst like a shaken 7Up can, I am a sexual athlete of the 1st Order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes, if I just keep ramming my fingers deep inside until they burst like a shaken 7Up can, I am a sexual athlete of the 1st Order."

You get to feel good about yourself all day

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"yes, if I just keep ramming my fingers deep inside until they burst like a shaken 7Up can, I am a sexual athlete of the 1st Order.

You get to feel good about yourself all day

I do try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its abit more than just smashing someone's bladder ... In saying that I've seen women gush at the drop of a hat and others take years of practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No there's nothing worse than a guy claiming he will make you squirt! Personally I only squirt/gush when I'm extremely turned on, relaxed and my g spot is stimulated, it happens but not a lot! I tend not to tell guys I do for that exact reason they see it as a goal to achieve! Rather have a normal orgasm thanks

True I've seen guys going at Mrs Fandango like they're trying to get the "fruiy to pay out"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally i have never wished to squirt or gush

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Its a useful trick, and ladies do like it. But, if it happens penetratively, it is so much more rewarding for both.

Much rarer but fantatstic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally i have never wished to squirt or gush

Me either

I have to cross my legs when I cough that's bad enough

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

Right touch in the right place , works wonders for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

Lets all go bladder smashing.....its a great new sport....errrmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

men see making a woman squirt or gush as some sort of challenge . but it is not every guy who as such skills .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a useful trick, and ladies do like it. But, if it happens penetratively, it is so much more rewarding for both.

Much rarer but fantatstic. "

Some ladies...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its abit more than just smashing someone's bladder ... In saying that I've seen women gush at the drop of a hat and others take years of practice"

I appreciate it's not bladder smashing, I could have said "fuck you so hard you'll shit yourself" but I went with the bladder thing in the interests of good taste.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Its a useful trick, and ladies do like it. But, if it happens penetratively, it is so much more rewarding for both.

Much rarer but fantatstic.

Some ladies..."

The actual sensation whilst gushing. Not referring to the hows or the mopping up afterwards.

Not saying its better than other things...just that they seem to like it.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Messages or claims like that get an instant block from us.

Amy doesn't squirt anyway and has no intention of learning to but we can't imagine anything worse than someone trying to bash away at her until she's sore rather than focusing on good old-fashioned enjoyment of all parties.

If someone gives a clear indication that squirting is their sole obsession and that is all they're going to work on, they're not someone we want to meet."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you know you're guaranteed some foreplay and the guy will try hard to make sure you enjoy yourself, and that's a turn on in itself.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

True I've seen guys going at Mrs Fandango like they're trying to get the "fruiy to pay out"! "

Yep! Agree all round. Claimed all too often and something we don't pay attention to. Happened once on a meet and it was from intercourse, the guy wasn't even trying that and Mrs N wasn't even aware of it at the time, it was only after I pointed it out to her via pics that she realised. Far too caught up in the moment she was and a moment captured perfectly for preservation.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

True I've seen guys going at Mrs Fandango like they're trying to get the "fruiy to pay out"!

Thats a pic I would love to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A girlfriend of mine used to squirt but it certainly wasn't because I 'smashed her bladder'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its abit more than just smashing someone's bladder ... In saying that I've seen women gush at the drop of a hat and others take years of practice

I appreciate it's not bladder smashing, I could have said "fuck you so hard you'll shit yourself" but I went with the bladder thing in the interests of good taste."

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Its a useful trick, and ladies do like it. But, if it happens penetratively, it is so much more rewarding for both.

Much rarer but fantatstic.

Some ladies..."

B can do during a good shag but most men think they are good when they make her squirt by rapid fingering.

One day they might learn some real sexual skills, but I doubt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its abit more than just smashing someone's bladder ... In saying that I've seen women gush at the drop of a hat and others take years of practice

I appreciate it's not bladder smashing, I could have said "fuck you so hard you'll shit yourself" but I went with the bladder thing in the interests of good taste."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least you know you're guaranteed some foreplay and the guy will try hard to make sure you enjoy yourself, and that's a turn on in itself."

Depends if they are trying to give you pleasure and listening to your bodies responses or just doing what they saw in a porn film and trying to smash you into submission.

I ended up in a threesome where the guy went hammer and tongs at the poor ladies pussy with his fingers to the point I could see her tense up and feel uncomfortable with the situation. When I took over, with the lightest of touches in the right places, adjusting presssure and pace depending on how she responded, she was soon enjoying herself.

Not saying I am the King of foreplay but I try to be a considerate partner. If she ends up squirting, its a bonus. If she enjoys herself, that is the important thing.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

" I could have said "fuck you so hard you'll shit yourself" but I went with the bladder thing in the interests of good taste."

Actually have had a lady do that when she came. She lost all control and was mortified, bless her.

Quite complimentary really and no harm done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least you know you're guaranteed some foreplay and the guy will try hard to make sure you enjoy yourself, and that's a turn on in itself.

Depends if they are trying to give you pleasure and listening to your bodies responses or just doing what they saw in a porn film and trying to smash you into submission.

Not saying I am the King of foreplay but I try to be a considerate partner. If she ends up squirting, its a bonus. If she enjoys herself, that is the important thing."

Fair enough. Haven't had shit foreplay in ages so forgot about that, and by shit i don't mean the guy was shit at it just it wasn't doing anything for me. Wonder if they were trying to get me to squirt, coz it was weird they completely ignored my clit and fingers were just pumping in and out lol.

When i don't like something i say so, so had good sex mostly, and most of the time i don't even have to say i'm not enjoying anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I could have said "fuck you so hard you'll shit yourself" but I went with the bladder thing in the interests of good taste.

Actually have had a lady do that when she came. She lost all control and was mortified, bless her.

Quite complimentary really and no harm done.

Call me old fashioned but if a man I was with shit himself when he came I don't think I would find it complimentary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest I don't like guys who are fixated on making me gush, it does nothing for me at all besides makes me sore and I hate it when they have that proud look on their face because they think they have made you cum then put no effort into making you really cum because they think they have already done a job well done

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Its a useful trick, and ladies do like it. But, if it happens penetratively, it is so much more rewarding for both.

Much rarer but fantatstic. "

This has happened to me a few times where every thrust made me gush and it was literally splashing out and hitting us in the face, one poor chaps bed was wet through and it was the first meet with him too but he loved it as he hadn't ever experienced it before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I could have said "fuck you so hard you'll shit yourself" but I went with the bladder thing in the interests of good taste.

Actually have had a lady do that when she came. She lost all control and was mortified, bless her.

Quite complimentary really and no harm done.

Call me old fashioned but if a man I was with shit himself when he came I don't think I would find it complimentary

If a man shit himself while I was with him that would be the end of that session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I could have said "fuck you so hard you'll shit yourself" but I went with the bladder thing in the interests of good taste.

Actually have had a lady do that when she came. She lost all control and was mortified, bless her.

Quite complimentary really and no harm done.

Call me old fashioned but if a man I was with shit himself when he came I don't think I would find it complimentary

If a man shit himself while I was with him that would be the end of that session

Agreed. I can't imagine feeling particularly thrilled or flattered by the experience tbh

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

" I could have said "fuck you so hard you'll shit yourself" but I went with the bladder thing in the interests of good taste.

Actually have had a lady do that when she came. She lost all control and was mortified, bless her.

Quite complimentary really and no harm done.

Call me old fashioned but if a man I was with shit himself when he came I don't think I would find it complimentary

But,to be so taken over by an orgasm that you lose control of your bodily functions, means that she was taken to a place rarely visited during sex.

....Not the toilet

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To be able to get a lady to that stage shows she trusts me and has been aroused completely.

To my mind, thats about as big a compliment as you can receive.

Admittedly, guy's orgasms are not so all consuming, so I get your point.

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By *asperthedogCouple
over a year ago

midlands

the finger wizards do more harm then good. Its just a cheap trick like making a dog kick its leg uncontrollably while tickling its tummy. If you know what you are doing you can make a woman squirt while fucking her up the arse. Those who truly know, will know what I'm on about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I could have said "fuck you so hard you'll shit yourself" but I went with the bladder thing in the interests of good taste.

Actually have had a lady do that when she came. She lost all control and was mortified, bless her.

Quite complimentary really and no harm done.

Call me old fashioned but if a man I was with shit himself when he came I don't think I would find it complimentary

But,to be so taken over by an orgasm that you lose control of your bodily functions, means that she was taken to a place rarely visited during sex.

....Not the toilet

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To be able to get a lady to that stage shows she trusts me and has been aroused completely.

To my mind, thats about as big a compliment as you can receive.

Admittedly, guy's orgasms are not so all consuming, so I get your point.

So are you saying that the ultimate sexual achievement for a man is to make his partner shit themselves?? Fuck I must live a sheltered life

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By *ightowl99Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

" I could have said "fuck you so hard you'll shit yourself" but I went with the bladder thing in the interests of good taste.

Actually have had a lady do that when she came. She lost all control and was mortified, bless her.

Quite complimentary really and no harm done.

Call me old fashioned but if a man I was with shit himself when he came I don't think I would find it complimentary

If a man shit himself while I was with him that would be the end of that session

In 10 years time shitting yourself during sex will be defined as "anal squirting" and it will be the goal of every man to make a woman squirt brown cum from her bum during sex. Oh, and there will be plenty of guys telling us that it can't be shit because it doesn't taste like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I could have said "fuck you so hard you'll shit yourself" but I went with the bladder thing in the interests of good taste.

Actually have had a lady do that when she came. She lost all control and was mortified, bless her.

Quite complimentary really and no harm done.

Call me old fashioned but if a man I was with shit himself when he came I don't think I would find it complimentary

If a man shit himself while I was with him that would be the end of that session

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone can make me squirt................

Go to work on my cock with hands and mouths, hey presto, it squirts

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