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"I would have thought for most woman it was in a shoe shop during a sale!" yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss | |||
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"on all fours, hands tied behind my back, hair pulled , and deeeeeeeeep harrrrrrrrd sex mmmmmmmmmmmmmeow!!! ![]() Sounds ace does it for me xx | |||
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"on all fours, hands tied behind my back, hair pulled , and deeeeeeeeep harrrrrrrrd sex mmmmmmmmmmmmmeow!!! ![]() and it soooooooooo duz it for me too!! purrrrrrrr xxxxxxxxxxxxx | |||
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"on all fours, hands tied behind my back, hair pulled , and deeeeeeeeep harrrrrrrrd sex mmmmmmmmmmmmmeow!!! ![]() You are such a dirty girl!!!! PMSL!!! | |||
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"I think I must be the only woman on the planet who can't orgasm through penetrative sex! I can only cum through clitoral stimulation and even then, my best orgasms are created orally. So I guess for me, the best position for an orgasm is ANY one where a talented tongue is working wonders on me ![]() You're not the only woman ... Although the occasions of me having an orgasm through penetrative sex have been amazing ... I can still count on one hand the number of times its happpened over the years. Now somebody playing with me (in any position) is a different story!! | |||
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"Actually, thinking about this I have to be honest, do we men actually give a shit about the female orgasm??.... Tell her some crap about how sexy she looks, slap some lube on her, get in, do the bizz, then get out, go to sleep - end of! It is all about, Me, Me, Me!!! And that is the reality, sorry if I have offended any woman, but you needed to know the truth, so the position is irrelevant! " not all men are quite as selfish as that lol!!! my hubby always makes sure i am more than satisfied b4 he is, and if we were doing a single guy it would be all about me me me!!!!! lol!!!! | |||
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"I think I must be the only woman on the planet who can't orgasm through penetrative sex! I can only cum through clitoral stimulation and even then, my best orgasms are created orally. So I guess for me, the best position for an orgasm is ANY one where a talented tongue is working wonders on me ![]() Hey got to say i'm the same, not quite always just orally but the intensity is wow! best position for penatrive sex for me is sat astride the guy so i'm in control and love to ride hard and long. | |||
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"as a man its got to be from behind looking at the arch of her back and her long hair when she fucks off out the door and stops nagging me pmsl gets me every time xxxx " lmao......now THAT is funny.x | |||
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"please dont tell her will you lol" My lips are sealed | |||
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"My favourite position would be with Femme face down and a cattle prod...lol Only way ill ever be safe from her...lol " Oh Tatta, drive a girl wild....my cattle prod or yours? lol | |||
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"Meet you halfway bring a reel of rope, two dwarves and a big of bon bons so i recognise you..i will be the one in the suit of armour and surrounded by sheep...lol R xx" Best ask what flavour bon bons, or we may miss each other. | |||
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"No i got jump lead handles in the garage to help with making that...." ooooooooo you big tease...c'mon baby light my fire! | |||
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"I see a problem with the sheep are we meeting in public???? " You think they may get nervous? | |||
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"No of course not and if the dwarves are in velcro suits we can have sheep racing too..health and safety would approve because the velcro acts as a safety device..lol" Ah yes health and safety....best put hi vis stripes on the armour, one should always wear protection. lol | |||
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"No i am worried about Welsh people having heart attacks looking at so many sheep with lust in their eyes..lol" Makes a change, usually the other way round lol............must be a leap year lol | |||
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"Sod health and safety i'll do it naked except for a postage stamp to preserve my modesty..more than big enought to cover all..lol " Mental note to self.......bring camera | |||
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"Dont forget the wide angle lenses you know how upset the dwarves get if they aren't in the pictures..lol " needy little buggers........I dont know why we use them....if the sheep werent so fond of them, I trade them in for a set of spanners. | |||
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"@sugarNpom No you're not the only woman though I have orgasmed though penetration on a very few occasions ![]() When he is awake lol ! | |||
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"You sure we cant swap them for a tin of spam???" Tut... its always about you. I actually wanted to swap them for a socket wrench, but no, I thought Id get something with lots of bits in it so we could both play..you know I hate spam. lol | |||
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"You sure we cant swap them for a tin of spam??? Tut... its always about you. I actually wanted to swap them for a socket wrench, but no, I thought Id get something with lots of bits in it so we could both play..you know I hate spam. lol" thinks u and tatt shud get a room lol ![]() | |||
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"You sure we cant swap them for a tin of spam??? Tut... its always about you. I actually wanted to swap them for a socket wrench, but no, I thought Id get something with lots of bits in it so we could both play..you know I hate spam. lol We would get a room but she keeps telling me she is skint and can only afford a cardboard box under Charing Cross Station. I would pay for a room but im a miser and they dont except vagrants like femmme..lo thinks u and tatt shud get a room lol ![]() | |||
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"You sure we cant swap them for a tin of spam??? Tut... its always about you. I actually wanted to swap them for a socket wrench, but no, I thought Id get something with lots of bits in it so we could both play..you know I hate spam. lol We would get a room but she keeps telling me she is skint and can only afford a cardboard box under Charing Cross Station. I would pay for a room but im a miser and they dont except vagrants like femmme..lo thinks u and tatt shud get a room lol ![]() You complaining about my box? Pulls her bubble wrap closer against the wind, popes her can full of half smoked fag butts under her armpit and hurries off with her shopping trolley. | |||
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"I always knew Femme was a bag lady she always smellls of meths and old cigar butts..lol " lmao.....thats it my secret is out. | |||
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