FabSwingers.com forum: Inbox's receieved best and worst first message

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whats your best and worst first message you receieved on here or other sites? Please no naming as i get in trouble lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure we're allowed to even post the contents of a message on here, so I think i'll sit out of this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can breif without making it obvious who if that makes sence?

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

I find it's usually the second message where the fun really starts.

example:

I once had a message from a couple that said:

"Do U have fukbuddy?"

I replied to inform them that I didn't but any offers they would like to make for that position would be gratefully relieved.

They replied with an unpunctuated badly spelled tirade that informed me in no uncertain terms would they ever consider meeting me unless I was to bring a female friend along with me.

or my personal favourite was from a guy who messaged me to ask if I had ever tried sucking cock.

I replied to explain that I had tried sucking cock on many occasions but it had always turned out the same way - with me inflicting a minor spinal injury upon myself

he didn't get it

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Can breif without making it obvious who if that makes sence?"

Youre still not allowed to post private messages, even if you dont name anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can breif without making it obvious who if that makes sence?

Youre still not allowed to post private messages, even if you dont name anyone"

as i found out..oops lol

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"Can breif without making it obvious who if that makes sence?

Youre still not allowed to post private messages, even if you dont name anyone"

That's a shame because I'm still in shock about the message I received the other day and would so much like people's views on it but oh well can't share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the ones where people message you asking for a fuck in all of two words.

And can't even be bothered to spell those correctly.

Typing with one hand sure is hard :p C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst message-''I wanna grudge fuck ur mouth''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally just sent a message saying "Get in the van *points to van*".

If the recipient is reading this, you know what to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find it's usually the second message where the fun really starts.

example:

I once had a message from a couple that said:

"Do U have fukbuddy?"

I replied to inform them that I didn't but any offers they would like to make for that position would be gratefully relieved.

They replied with an unpunctuated badly spelled tirade that informed me in no uncertain terms would they ever consider meeting me unless I was to bring a female friend along with me.

or my personal favourite was from a guy who messaged me to ask if I had ever tried sucking cock.

I replied to explain that I had tried sucking cock on many occasions but it had always turned out the same way - with me inflicting a minor spinal injury upon myself

he didn't get it

u seem a nice guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interestingly enough, all of my bad messages have been from men (or the male half of a "couple") usually asking if I want my meat sucked - or words to that effect.....

Don't they realise they are wasting their time - why would I want my tea to have been in someone else's mouth first?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Worst message - 'I wanna destroy your ussy'

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Worst message - 'I wanna destroy your ussy'

pussy even lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No max you were right the first time :p Gotta love those typos! Iphone messages make it so amazing!

"Your hoy I wanna duck you hartd"

Quack. C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Received this morning

"I think ur really fit - would gladly pay for some sexy fun cx"

Classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst message - 'I wanna destroy your ussy'

pussy even lol

had that

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"No max you were right the first time :p Gotta love those typos! Iphone messages make it so amazing!

"Your hoy I wanna duck you hartd"

Quack. C x"

Am French and it was a genuine typo lol

You learn everyday on Fab

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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

Guys wanting to get me pregnant.

Guys wanting me to travel for 100+ miles to suck their cock.

The second message after "Thanks but no thanks" offering money, or demanding an explanation because this is a sex site I should be dropping everything and accepting every offer that comes my way.

"I know what I'm doing I've been with loads of MtFs" Yes that makes all the difference because we are all exactly the same

It think I really need to look at my profile because it seems like it's screaming "Come now and pound my pussy and fill it with your cum!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just had one that told us tit play BJs and anal were all they wnated because the other half is on her period...

I threw up a little... Jesus... C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst message-''I That'sgrudge fuck ur mouth''

*GRUDGE FUCK* ?? Lol!! That's a new one! Hehe! Does that mean he makes that odd creaking noise like in the horror film whilst he's at it ? Hehehe! Grudgefuck... haha still chortling hehe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats your best and worst first message you receieved on here or other sites? Please no naming as i get in trouble lol

Worst: Hello

Best: Hello my name is .... You're profile really appealed to me, would you like to chat and see what happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long time ago I got messaged from a guy that he wanted to wrestle me and the winner got to have sex with his mrs .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had some nice man offer his services as our fuck slut

Hex

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By *hatFellaNZMan
over a year ago

London

My absolute favourite was from a guy (note, I ain't looking for them, and for jin to have messaged me would have come up with a warning.)

"You wont believe how much I want to suck your cock."

My reply: "You wont believe how much I'm not interested."

His reply: "Youre a ****"

...some people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a shame because I'm still in shock about the message I received the other day and would so much like people's views on it but oh well can't share "
It's purely guessing but...

Seen that people get more and more desperate about how to exploit each other financially combined with vaguer and vaguer ideas about what swinging is... There are probably more and more people who find it justified to ask blokes for "charity donations"!!!

p.s. Yes, I am well aware that in the classic sense of swinging, Wife Swapping, even I shouldn't be here as straight, single woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats your best and worst first message you received on here or other sites? Please no naming as i get in trouble

Worst: Hello

Best: Hello my name is .... You're profile really appealed to me, would you like to chat and see what happens."

Very similar!

Alternatively, the best are when I contact them and we then find out we are going to the same club on the same night!

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

how are you

what you doin

what you wearin

wanna fuck

mmmmm

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