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By *inkyminky69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow-ish

I once had sex on a network south east train.

What's strange about that you ask?

It was on the drivers seat.

So?

In Rosyth dockyard.

Seriously , as a young sailor, me and a jenny wren climbed aboard (literally) and had a sesh before going back to our ship.

The best bit was , we should not have been there (and fornication was against the rules). Anyway, we had done the deed, pissed as farts.

Got dressed and started to make our way back through the train.

I then saw this big bloke coming up the train in the other direction (it was dark just his sillouett).

So I dived to my left so as not to be seen. He dived to his right.

I waited.

I popped my head up. He did to at the exact same time. I ducked back down so did he.

After about 5 minutes sitting there on the floor I thought fuck it. I'm in the shit.

So I stood up. Just at the exact moment he did.

'Its a fair cop' I said.

No reply.

I stuck my hands up on the air, so did he!

It was a fucking full length mirror!! What an arsehole!

I told the lads about my escapade the next day. Needless to say, I was tortured about it for months!!!

Can any one top this? Bet you can, spill the beans

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By *inkyminky69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow-ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha that's class mate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In sainsburys toilets and a bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kidderminster!!!

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

On a bowling green just after dark on the hard shoulder on the m27

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex Italian girlfriend while I was based in Northern Italy. Both of us naked on sofa while her mum was feet away cooking tea in the kitchen. More I think about it the stranger it seems..Huge bloody turn on tho

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

In her armpit...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that exciting, but behind the bar at a club in my young misspent days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a pool table in a pub

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By *ungle VIPMan
over a year ago

Weedon

Paignton bowling green. Right in the middle.lol

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By *inkyminky69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow-ish

It was slow to kick off this but now getting well funny.... Loving it!

All good but..... Kidderminster!!! Hahaha

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By *inkyminky69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow-ish


"On a pool table in a pub"

You're not the ex-landlady of the Marquis of Granby in Devonport are you haha!

That was a good night too lol

With the said ex-landlady and her pool table I mean lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top deck of a bus

In the display window of H Samuels in Green Street

18ct Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had sex on a network south east train.

What's strange about that you ask?

It was on the drivers seat.

So?

In Rosyth dockyard.

Seriously , as a young sailor, me and a jenny wren climbed aboard (literally) and had a sesh before going back to our ship.

The best bit was , we should not have been there (and fornication was against the rules). Anyway, we had done the deed, pissed as farts.

Got dressed and started to make our way back through the train.

I then saw this big bloke coming up the train in the other direction (it was dark just his sillouett).

So I dived to my left so as not to be seen. He dived to his right.

I waited.

I popped my head up. He did to at the exact same time. I ducked back down so did he.

After about 5 minutes sitting there on the floor I thought fuck it. I'm in the shit.

So I stood up. Just at the exact moment he did.

'Its a fair cop' I said.

No reply.

I stuck my hands up on the air, so did he!

It was a fucking full length mirror!! What an arsehole!

I told the lads about my escapade the next day. Needless to say, I was tortured about it for months!!!

Can any one top this? Bet you can, spill the beans

"

That has to be one of the funniest things ive read in weeks lol

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By *inkyminky69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow-ish


"I

That has to be one of the funniest things ive read in weeks lol "

And your profile IS the funniest I have read on here!!

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the bed room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

St Andrews Old Course 18th green...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a round about the most sexist horny time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the middle of Leeds town centre behind a statue of some sorts, God knows how we didn't get caught.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the vicars flat. But not with the vicar lol!!

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By *ubaMiamiMan
over a year ago

london

Embassy

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Narnia

Well, ok, it was in a big wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a round about the most sexist horny time "

That sounds really cool lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On one of the big lion statues at the Rhodes Memorial in Cape Town, was very late at night, no one around, or so we thought, within minutes there were about 6 people watching us. Got a round of applause after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kidderminster!!!"

That wins....anyone who has sex in Kidderminster must be seriously strange! Or did it also involve a close relative?

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