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That time of the month

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why is it that some guys just can't seem to get it, that there's a certain times of the month, when most women can't play, and they get the hump about it or come up with

" you can still give me a blow job" or "well theres always your arse"

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Never had a problem with anyone reacting like that with me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

cause those guys are disrespectful ***** and it means you have seen them for there true colours before you get any further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep,ive had emails the same too lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Never had a problem with anyone reacting like that with me "

nor have i but then it could be due to the fact i dont have periods lol

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


""well theres always your arse""

or better still he could give you his.....

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Why is it that some guys just can't seem to get it, that there's a certain times of the month, when most women can't play, and they get the hump about it or come up with

" you can still give me a blow job" or "well theres always your arse""

and you didn't say.... oh... hadn't thought of that!!... my bad!!... so tell me when to bend over then!!!

so selfish of you!!!!

going thru my time of the month tonight... have to watch spurs down the pub.... god I feel dirty already!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""well theres always your arse"

or better still he could give you his..... "

lovin it

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By *ig bird brightWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have time out days in the month anymore, woo hoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had the arse comment once years ago lol

i dont have a that time of the month anymore so im ok now

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

I used to get those too....just before they were deleted...lol...but I too no longer have that worry with the implant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it that some guys just can't seem to get it, that there's a certain times of the month, when most women can't play, and they get the hump about it or come up with

" you can still give me a blow job" or "well theres always your arse""

Because you can give a blow job and you do have an arse available.

goes and hides under a certain coffin before the flak batteries open up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i had the arse comment once years ago lol

i dont have a that time of the month anymore so im ok now "

I've started my change and going through the never know when stage

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

coz they are men and dont understand what we have to go through every month, wish they went through all that we do and then they would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cat amongst pigeons time, but try a little understanding from the male point of view, and not just the sex! Some women, my darling wife included can be, er, how do I say this, oh yeah, FUCKING NIGHTMARES TO LIVE WITH!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

omg !!! if guy EVER made that comment to me hed be told they have an arse and to go feck themself !!! lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"cat amongst pigeons time, but try a little understanding from the male point of view, and not just the sex! Some women, my darling wife included can be, er, how do I say this, oh yeah, FUCKING NIGHTMARES TO LIVE WITH!"

The post was in regards to meets, not partners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my apologies. I just needed to rant as the Cotton Donkey is currently being ridden, and I think I have entered the 10th level of hell!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my apologies. I just needed to rant as the Cotton Donkey is currently being ridden, and I think I have entered the 10th level of hell!"

Ok forgiven lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes the answer would be, well i cant play cos its the time of the month but i do have a guy who can play, and youve got an arse havent you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes the answer would be, well i cant play cos its the time of the month but i do have a guy who can play, and youve got an arse havent you "

He would probably take her up on that offer though

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Maybe some guys have difficulty empathising with something we have no personal experience of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe some guys have difficulty empathising with something we have no personal experience of."

It doesn't take much to empathise with not feeling like having sex with a stranger when you are feeling bloated, perhaps in pain, unsexy at times and leaking internal fluid from your private parts that may cause a certain embarrasment ..... does it?

As the OP stated this is with regards to swinging and not within a relationship ....

I would hope any such remark is always given tongue in cheek ....

However, yes ... I'd say the woman does always have a mouth ... which means she can speak, eat, drink and be taken out to do something non-sexual ...

On the other hand ... always a chance for free advertsing ... T-girls don't get that time of the month ... Just sayin!

Kirsty

xxx xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cat amongst pigeons time, but try a little understanding from the male point of view, and not just the sex! Some women, my darling wife included can be, er, how do I say this, oh yeah, FUCKING NIGHTMARES TO LIVE WITH!"

Someone may find himself under a nice new patio!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes the answer would be, well i cant play cos its the time of the month but i do have a guy who can play, and youve got an arse havent you "

And that is where it is great meeting bi couples hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes the answer would be, well i cant play cos its the time of the month but i do have a guy who can play, and youve got an arse havent you "

p.m.s.l

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe some guys have difficulty empathising with something we have no personal experience of.

It doesn't take much to empathise with not feeling like having sex with a stranger when you are feeling bloated, perhaps in pain, unsexy at times and leaking internal fluid from your private parts that may cause a certain embarrasment ..... does it?

As the OP stated this is with regards to swinging and not within a relationship ....

I would hope any such remark is always given tongue in cheek ....

However, yes ... I'd say the woman does always have a mouth ... which means she can speak, eat, drink and be taken out to do something non-sexual ...

On the other hand ... always a chance for free advertsing ... T-girls don't get that time of the month ... Just sayin!

Kirsty

xxx xxx"

Thank you Kirsty, you're FABULOUS

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

An ex-girlfriend of mine used to become absolutely rampant during Blob Week, she would DEMAND fucking. Strangely, she too would get stroppy if I suggested banging it up her wrong 'un, but had no problem with ripping out her Cunt Flump and forcing herself on me.

I believe it was messy on occasion, I can't confirm that, I was in the bathroom, doing an industrial biohazard clean up on myself and vowing to never go there again.

Actually, I wasn't that upset, a hardon has no conscience, I had to give her the elbow because she went batshit crazy one week a month and would throw kitchen knives about, usually at me. The problem was, I had no idea WHICH sodding week was the one to avoid her - the one before, the one she was bleeding, or either of the remaining two? It was safer to avoid her permanently.

Oh, and yes, I have done my Dracula impression, with her and one or two women since, it's no big deal!

Hmmm, thinking about it, perhaps we should adopt the practice of women who are "up on the blocks" wearing full burkas, complete with gloves, then us men won't be tempted to make any improper suggestions, we'd all know they were unclean and off-limits and could ignore them until they were better!

Um, Jed, any room under that coffin for me? In-comiiiiiiing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex-girlfriend of mine used to become absolutely rampant during Blob Week, she would DEMAND fucking. Strangely, she too would get stroppy if I suggested banging it up her wrong 'un, but had no problem with ripping out her Cunt Flump and forcing herself on me.

I believe it was messy on occasion, I can't confirm that, I was in the bathroom, doing an industrial biohazard clean up on myself and vowing to never go there again.

Actually, I wasn't that upset, a hardon has no conscience, I had to give her the elbow because she went batshit crazy one week a month and would throw kitchen knives about, usually at me. The problem was, I had no idea WHICH sodding week was the one to avoid her - the one before, the one she was bleeding, or either of the remaining two? It was safer to avoid her permanently.

Oh, and yes, I have done my Dracula impression, with her and one or two women since, it's no big deal!

Hmmm, thinking about it, perhaps we should adopt the practice of women who are "up on the blocks" wearing full burkas, complete with gloves, then us men won't be tempted to make any improper suggestions, we'd all know they were unclean and off-limits and could ignore them until they were better!

Um, Jed, any room under that coffin for me? In-comiiiiiiing!! "

Where’s the throw up smiley when you need it

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By *eviousLiasonsCouple
over a year ago

Travelling

For me... "That time of the month" is the bit between running out of cash and getting paid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex-girlfriend of mine used to become absolutely rampant during Blob Week, she would DEMAND fucking. Strangely, she too would get stroppy if I suggested banging it up her wrong 'un, but had no problem with ripping out her Cunt Flump and forcing herself on me.

I believe it was messy on occasion, I can't confirm that, I was in the bathroom, doing an industrial biohazard clean up on myself and vowing to never go there again.

Actually, I wasn't that upset, a hardon has no conscience, I had to give her the elbow because she went batshit crazy one week a month and would throw kitchen knives about, usually at me. The problem was, I had no idea WHICH sodding week was the one to avoid her - the one before, the one she was bleeding, or either of the remaining two? It was safer to avoid her permanently.

Oh, and yes, I have done my Dracula impression, with her and one or two women since, it's no big deal!

Hmmm, thinking about it, perhaps we should adopt the practice of women who are "up on the blocks" wearing full burkas, complete with gloves, then us men won't be tempted to make any improper suggestions, we'd all know they were unclean and off-limits and could ignore them until they were better!

Um, Jed, any room under that coffin for me? In-comiiiiiiing!! "

i am at work sneaking on fab and have just had to leave my office after reading this as i couldnt contain my laughter - biohazard hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Strangely, she too would get stroppy if I suggested banging it up her wrong 'un, but had no problem with ripping out her Cunt Flump and forcing herself on me.

"

I will never, ever, EVER be able to stick a marshamallow flump in my pie-hole ever again ... thanks Wolfy!

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

usually tell them they give me a rainbow kiss i'll fuck their arse after it - but no kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex-girlfriend of mine used to become absolutely rampant during Blob Week, she would DEMAND fucking. Strangely, she too would get stroppy if I suggested banging it up her wrong 'un, but had no problem with ripping out her Cunt Flump and forcing herself on me.

I believe it was messy on occasion, I can't confirm that, I was in the bathroom, doing an industrial biohazard clean up on myself and vowing to never go there again.

Actually, I wasn't that upset, a hardon has no conscience, I had to give her the elbow because she went batshit crazy one week a month and would throw kitchen knives about, usually at me. The problem was, I had no idea WHICH sodding week was the one to avoid her - the one before, the one she was bleeding, or either of the remaining two? It was safer to avoid her permanently.

Oh, and yes, I have done my Dracula impression, with her and one or two women since, it's no big deal!

Hmmm, thinking about it, perhaps we should adopt the practice of women who are "up on the blocks" wearing full burkas, complete with gloves, then us men won't be tempted to make any improper suggestions, we'd all know they were unclean and off-limits and could ignore them until they were better!

Um, Jed, any room under that coffin for me? In-comiiiiiiing!! "

I'm...going...to...be...sick!!!

Bluuuuugh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it that some guys just can't seem to get it, that there's a certain times of the month, when most women can't play, and they get the hump about it or come up with

" you can still give me a blow job" or "well theres always your arse""

oops thought this was a thread about pay day & all the bills being due!!!

That's what makes my ex grumpy anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once told

'Never trust anyone who bleeds for a week & doesn't die!'

Hmm have I now opened the 'flood' gates to days of hate!!

Look at it this way at least your G-Spot is in an easily accesable place - ours, well you know where ours is! Imagine what it's like when we have a pooh or get constipated! Then you wonder why we make a mess in the bathroom!!!

Carry on ladies

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just because a woman has periods it doesent mean the fun has to stop its not all about getting your legover lol

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire


"just because a woman has periods it doesent mean the fun has to stop its not all about getting your legover lol"

There you go, the voice of sanity, thank you.

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire


"

I'm...going...to...be...sick!!!

Bluuuuugh!!! "

Well well well, I didn't think you were the squeamish type. I think I might be part wolf/part shark, I can taste that coppery tang a mile away, and then it gets stronger and I know what might be trickling off my chin. But then it's like rock climbing - "DON'T LOOK DOWN!"

Mind you, that's only if I've missed the usual outward signs that a woman's got the painters in - the bad breath, swollen ankles.....erm, knife throwing etc.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


" but I too no longer have that worry with the implant"

Yeap same here!! They're fantastic, just the odd occasion.....but no real hinderance

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By *aughtyinguMan
over a year ago

swindon

actully my first sexual experiences where with a girl on her period. fortunatley she liked anal, alot :D

she had alot of playing with, and loving that weekend, lotsa hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just because a woman has periods it doesent mean the fun has to stop its not all about getting your legover lol"

Completely agree, sorry gals, I think its us who the issue here. If it doesn't bother them and we're not mega heavy, whats the prob???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Wolf you make me laugh! The first post was hilarious but the one about the coppery taste and don't look down made my toes curl!

But seriously, come on ladies, if a guy asks you to meet during 'that' week, why does he need to know the in's & out's of your menstural cycle? Surely, I'm sorry I'm a bit snowed under this week but next week I can be free?...Isn't that enough?

And is it just me being a prude that it annoys me when women put in in their profile that they're off limits for a week? Classy....I think not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump for boy1974x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Wolf you make me laugh! The first post was hilarious but the one about the coppery taste and don't look down made my toes curl!

But seriously, come on ladies, if a guy asks you to meet during 'that' week, why does he need to know the in's & out's of your menstural cycle? Surely, I'm sorry I'm a bit snowed under this week but next week I can be free?...Isn't that enough?

And is it just me being a prude that it annoys me when women put in in their profile that they're off limits for a week? Classy....I think not "

Totally agree!!

It's not necessary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put your hand up if youve never had your leg over when your on,i think it used to be the best time to fuck your girlfreind and cum in her without getting pregnant.mind we were only 17 lol

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