FabSwingers.com forum: Some offers are just...wow

By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I've just been offered to go in someone's garage as his brother will be home. I've previously been offered a meet in a shed.

Seriously...wow...WTF?! What's your worst/most unbelievable meet offered?

(Just in case you're wondering, no I didn't. In either case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shags a shag tho' .......fair play to him for the offer

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By *alaciousOneWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Haha, you got to love it, my personal favourite is an offer to meet in the back room of his shop, I assume for a quick bj between customers

I politely declined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shags a shag tho' .......fair play to him for the offer

Haha! At keast he's providing the venue I suppose....

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"A shags a shag tho' .......fair play to him for the offer

Haha! At keast he's providing the venue I suppose...."

True! And I'm not here for romance...but come on guys!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the stables.....that's all I will say on the offer!

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because I had to cook my sons dinner someone said we could go in the forest, it was dark and neither of us had a car.

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By *ob and VixenCouple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Vixen was asked if she'd like to go in this guys bed in his lorry, when she jokingly asked where, he said he'd park it on the street outside our house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been offered to go in someone's garage "

Did you put a spanner in the works ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have asked how much for a cambelt change and MOT

Hex

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Several guys who 'can accommodate' in their car! And one who had a transit van and he could 'chuck a blanket in the back'!!! All declined by me may I add!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went in the back of a van for one meet once!

Did it because i'm normally very 'safe and boring' so decided to do something daring (for me!) Enjoyed it but had little bruises all the way up my spine for days! Oops!

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

London.

"Several guys who 'can accommodate' in their car! And one who had a transit van and he could 'chuck a blanket in the back'!!! All declined by me may I add!

Classy guy alert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were offered the chance of a lifetime because the guy had just done a new kitchen conversation.

Sign us up!!! C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

god I must live a sheltered life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"god I must live a sheltered life

Fancy some fiesta fun??

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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago

London / Herts

I've been asked to wear a dress, and be treated like a little princess...by a much older man.

...In a way it's kinda flattering

but I had to turn it down.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"I've just been offered to go in someone's garage as his brother will be home. I've previously been offered a meet in a shed.

Seriously...wow...WTF?! What's your worst/most unbelievable meet offered?

(Just in case you're wondering, no I didn't. In either case

Bugger!!!! Now i realise how this site works and how to get meets!! Time to clear out the shed and build a garage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been offered to go in someone's garage as his brother will be home. I've previously been offered a meet in a shed.

Seriously...wow...WTF?! What's your worst/most unbelievable meet offered?

(Just in case you're wondering, no I didn't. In either case

Class! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shags a shag tho' .......fair play to him for the offer

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd offer you my lovely warm bed OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a one-line message from a man today that simply said that he "Wanted to fuck my brains out..."

I looked at his (very short!) profile to see what sort of special idiot he was, and his Status line was a complaint about how rude some Fab members are.....!

Um - er - "pot, kettle, black,..."?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I used to have two sheds and a garage

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"I'd offer you my lovely warm bed OP

And after reading your profile, I'd happily climb in there with u...if only u were closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a one-line message from a man today that simply said that he "Wanted to fuck my brains out..."

I looked at his (very short!) profile to see what sort of special idiot he was, and his Status line was a complaint about how rude some Fab members are.....!

Um - er - "pot, kettle, black,..."?

That's priceless! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"god I must live a sheltered life

Fancy some fiesta fun??

xx"

Sombrero and castanets

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

I was on a night out and we were transported in a limo. I handed a note by the driver on the way out..'horny...are you?' I gave him a look and at the end of the night..thinking that he had a place to go to, we had sex in the limo. Got to say, it was actually really good and very naughty, espcially as we were parked outside of a primary school!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been asked to wear a dress, and be treated like a little princess...by a much older man.

...In a way it's kinda flattering

but I had to turn it down."

How about being my Prince Charming instead?

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple
over a year ago

poole

"Haha, you got to love it, my personal favourite is an offer to meet in the back room of his shop, I assume for a quick bj between customers

I politely declined

Had some very naughty fun in a friends back office (excuse the pun) Sometimes it's the people not the location - but we do like a comfy bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was on a night out and we were transported in a limo. I handed a note by the driver on the way out..'horny...are you?' I gave him a look and at the end of the night..thinking that he had a place to go to, we had sex in the limo. Got to say, it was actually really good and very naughty, espcially as we were parked outside of a primary school!!!

You got a limo - and I got a van???

Think I need some tips from you hun!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I've had the lorry offer, back of a van and in my car on my lunch hour (I'm lucky if I get 20 mins at lunch and I drive a Smart car).

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Yep we declined a meet saying that we had the kids at home and were assured he didn't mind meeting in our garage. Selfless eh?!!

K and T x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont you just love a classy bloke ladies

got asked to go out to someones car whilst in a club.

What is that all about

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been offered to go in someone's garage as his brother will be home. I've previously been offered a meet in a shed.

Seriously...wow...WTF?! What's your worst/most unbelievable meet offered?

(Just in case you're wondering, no I didn't. In either case

You shouldn't have told him you were a mechanic! How else is he going to get that clutch fixed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worst place i have done it was up against a rubbish skip behind a night club lol now it has to be a bed at least especially with the posher members of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Ladies! Don't be dissing the outhouses, sheds and garages. I lost my virginity to my best mates sister in his shed and I have very found memories if that momentous night.

Funny thing is I'm still friends with the family and often go round and visit, I always have a little chuckle when I see the shed which is now on its last legs!

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

You shouldn't have told him you were a mechanic! How else is he going to get that clutch fixed!"

I only said I like tinkering with dirty bits, I can see the misunderstanding now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldn't have told him you were a mechanic! How else is he going to get that clutch fixed!

I only said I like tinkering with dirty bits, I can see the misunderstanding now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been asked to wear a dress, and be treated like a little princess...by a much older man.

...In a way it's kinda flattering

but I had to turn it down."

Haha I read this and didn't think anything of it till I noticed your picture and that you're a guy! Aww should have dressed up mun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some women are just to fussy , tut tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people have fantasies about sex in places other than the bedroom :p xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been offered sex in a shed. Is it just me who actually found the idea really horny?! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was exchanging messages with a very nice lady, she exchanged messages for a while explaining how she loved spontaneous sex.

She messaged me one afternoon saying I want you to fuck me at work

Turns out, she worked on the tills in a supermarket and wanted me to meet her in the disabled public toilet

I kindly declined that offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was chatting to a guy that seemed nice, arranging a meet - he suggests a hotel that he's at, wonderful.

Turns out it's a hotel he's WORKING at, and wanted to go up to one of the top floors and fuck in the corridor! No thanks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in a block of flats and can only accom occasionally due to work and child and when I told a guy this he asked if I would be up for fucking in the stairwell of my flats...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met at a subs Indian restaurant. He insisted I eat there first and waited till everyone cleaned up and left. Then I had him strip and bend over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked to meet someone in the car park of the local gym and he'd bring coffee out as I wasn't allowed to meet him inside in case his relative that worked there saw us

gave up after that as the last straw

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Jeez! Some of these guys sound like they just want servicing. No mutuality considered at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live in a block of flats and can only accom occasionally due to work and child and when I told a guy this he asked if I would be up for fucking in the stairwell of my flats...

Don't tell me that the lifts are knackered again????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live in a block of flats and can only accom occasionally due to work and child and when I told a guy this he asked if I would be up for fucking in the stairwell of my flats...

Don't tell me that the lifts are knackered again????

funnily after i knocked him back he did suggest the lift lol

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Vixen was asked if she'd like to go in this guys bed in his lorry, when she jokingly asked where, he said he'd park it on the street outside our house"

I was offered a night in Hotel Scania

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Vixen was asked if she'd like to go in this guys bed in his lorry, when she jokingly asked where, he said he'd park it on the street outside our house

I was offered a night in Hotel Scania

Me too and when I asked where do u go to the toilet I was told go to the pub before it shuts then a service station the next morning. And if during the night then the bushes. Another decline, this time not so polite. 'Can accommodate' can be so misleading!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been asked to wear a dress, and be treated like a little princess...by a much older man.

...In a way it's kinda flattering

but I had to turn it down."

Turn it down? Was it not long enough to cover your modesty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I regularly meet a guy and as we both live at home we have to go to the warehouse where he works. Lol. Classy. We did have a quickie just b4 Xmas at my place, it was strange being in a bed. Inside. With walls. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kinda like sex in odd places....

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I've just been offered to go in someone's garage as his brother will be home. I've previously been offered a meet in a shed.

Seriously...wow...WTF?! What's your worst/most unbelievable meet offered?

(Just in case you're wondering, no I didn't. In either case

Least he wouldn't have been short of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kinda like sex in odd places....

Oh we can't let that lie without some examples Little Miss Feral

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

Im obviously being way too polite I need to think outside the box more I think - who needs a bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kinda like sex in odd places....

Oh we can't let that lie without some examples Little Miss Feral

Let's just say I'm adventurous.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha.

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By *isandreTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

"I was chatting to a guy that seemed nice, arranging a meet - he suggests a hotel that he's at, wonderful.

Turns out it's a hotel he's WORKING at, and wanted to go up to one of the top floors and fuck in the corridor! No thanks!!"

I had that. However just before I set off he messaged saying another guy was interested in joining us so how about a threesome. I agreed to still come but I'd have to see what the other guy was like as we'd not even exchanged messages.

When I got there he was working on the desk and he showed me to one of the rooms. A few minutes later the other guy turns up and we started chatting while the guy on reception 'attended to a few things'. He told us to 'feel free to start without him if we wanted'.

After about 15 minutes we did. We were well into enjoying ourselves when the guy returned. He didn't join in though he just sat down on a chair to watch. Then he got his laptop out and started angling it at us. It was clear he was at least videoing us, if not putting us up online, maybe even on here!

I thought the other guy was in on it but turned out he had no idea, didn't even know the bloke and hit the roof. I thought I was going to end up in a crime scene.

We left. We both thought there was probably a camera in the room too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely guy until he suggested we met in his workshop, he was a carpenter. He had equipped it with a bed, he said...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. "

Just saying..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had too many weird requests. But starting to get miffed with the amount of messages addressed to just one of us!!

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

At the end of a swingers night a young guy points at the toilet with a wink." quick blow job ....really! the whole house has beds!"

So I replied "love one but won't you knees hurt on that hard floor?"

He didn't get the joke, but he did get the message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was chatting to a guy that seemed nice, arranging a meet - he suggests a hotel that he's at, wonderful.

Turns out it's a hotel he's WORKING at, and wanted to go up to one of the top floors and fuck in the corridor! No thanks!!

I thought the other guy was in on it but turned out he had no idea, didn't even know the bloke and hit the roof. I thought I was going to end up in a crime scene.

We left. We both thought there was probably a camera in the room too."

That's a whole other thread.

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By *isandreTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

Except it doesn't even come close to my worst meets. In fact I'd forgotten about it till I saw that earlier post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get plenty dinner date offers from guys hundreds of miles away,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a shed a garage,,no way hozay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez! Some of these guys sound like they just want servicing. No mutuality considered at all."

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is probably the funniest thread I've seen in ages. I've got a rabbit hutch, haha!

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By *razymadlunaticsCouple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

been offered £10k.. been offered £50.. been offered holidays.. had someone wanting to buy borogirls cum soaked panties after she had had sex and slept in them.. been offered plenty of husbands for the night.. even been offered cheap car servicing!!!

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