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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guys have you ever looked at another mans penis and thought ....

"I wish I could test drive that beauty, take it round a few bends, through some rough terrain, take it into some dark unchartered tunnels .... and see how long the fuel lasts in that mother fucker"

Have you been tempted to reach out and just stroke it ... touch it .... care for it as if it were your very own ... ?

Perhaps you'd like to introduce it to your wife, your partner ... other people's wives and partners .... or maybe just your best friend ... perhaps you've shown them the pictures, demonstrated how well it would fit in your pants and imagined taking it out into the driveway on a hot sunny day, lovingly washing it down in front of the neighbours and taking it for a walk up and down the street ....

Perhaps you girls have thought yeah ... I could own one of those, I could use it better than that guy could ...

Perhaps you ladies feel you could use one as a threat to your man when he fails to treat you with the love and respect or if he cums to early, farts in the bed or choses golf over a visit to the garden centre ....

Perhaps instead .. you have felt a twinge of Fanny envy ...

Looked a some girls succulent, pink, swaying lips and thought

"They would look great between my legs ... If I had a pair of those I'd never wear knickers, pull my leggings up way too tight and let the world know I had the world's best Vagina ..."

Are you happy with your lot ... or do you have your eyes set on someone else's private parts?

Kirsty

xxx xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to have a cock for a day. Just to know.

I'd probably not leave the apartment, though.

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

yeah every day.lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well last night i had this man mail me with 11.5 inch asking me to meet him and 8 of his friends thay are all in the 11 / 12 in cock club ,, and looking for ladys to take them all on same time ,,, lol God i would need some really good lube if i did that and my bums like no mans land tight as hell ,, lol i can already feel the pain ,, lol sure lots would envy them.... and i am thinking about it never said yes lol x jo xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well last night i had this man mail me with 11.5 inch asking me to meet him and 8 of his friends thay are all in the 11 / 12 in cock club ,, and looking for ladys to take them all on same time ,,, lol God i would need some really good lube if i did that and my bums like no mans land tight as hell ,, lol i can already feel the pain ,, lol sure lots would envy them.... and i am thinking about it never said yes lol x jo xxxxxx"

Just you send them my way dahling ... I am looking for something to hang my towels on.

Kirsty

xxx xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well he was mailing me all last night saying could i cope ,,, could i handle it ,, lol well i dont know .... only ever had two men same time ,, lol xx kisses jo xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis envy - nah, I had a friend who was 2" longer than me, I am average he is above average.

He often tells me he gets turned down because of his length.

I have never been turned down because mine is too small and never been turned down because it's too big.

The only reason I ever get turned down is because sometimes it's attached to my forehead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never wanted to be a man to be honest

I can have a cock between my legs any time i like, then just bugger it off when ive done lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be nice to know what it felt like to have a cock. mmmmm yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how big is a big cock dont consider mine to be big but it does the job,but then wot size do you ladies like????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how big is a big cock dont consider mine to be big but it does the job,but then wot size do you ladies like????"

7" is a nice length I think, and not thin, but a decent size around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But to be fair, I care more about size in my hands and mouth. Elsewhere, it's nice, but more interested in what you can do with it.

I always feel a little dissapointed if theres a large size difference between England (big) and a.n.other.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Id like to be a man just for a day, would be nice to see how simplictic life could be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well im about 7.5" and i got a fair girth i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like to be a man just for a day, would be nice to see how simplictic life could be "

You wouldn't need a day for that hun!

An hour should suffice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha...bet you's lady's would love to experience having a hard on and being able to piss on the roof of the shed...or maybe you already can! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well im about 7.5" and i got a fair girth i think"

So you are saying you are a very small fat man?

Kirsty

xxx xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocks are great so if the ladies do really want to try one, mine is available, but errrrr "a day" let's be honest here, you can have it for the full 2 minutes and be greatfull I can go the whole hog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank you kirsty youve just made me really happy no sorry unhappy i always get those two confused.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha...bet you's lady's would love to experience having a hard on and being able to piss on the roof of the shed...or maybe you already can! lol "

Exhibit A M'lud!

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