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By *iganflirt OP   Man
over a year ago

wigan

I am fully aware it is the season to be jolly but please give us a bastard break.

So far today!!!!

Just been fucked by a 81 yr old fella

(Top effort if true)

Can anyone please suck my neighbour off ???

Can any local African guy get me me pregnant .......tonight?

Guys.........get a fuckin grip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair ... it is Wigan !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try not to look any more as it gets on my tits. Most want to be sucked off, have full sacks that need emptying, they're leaving, can't get a meet or all women and couples are mingers, time wasters or fakes. One man constantly uploads/deletes then uploads the same pics of his cock, he has about 25 on his profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The majority I've seen today involve full sacks that need emptying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our block list ia full of locals who's statuses we don't find to our liking. Probably a better way to deal with them than slate them on the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I try not to look any more as it gets on my tits. Most want to be sucked off, have full sacks that need emptying, they're leaving, can't get a meet or all women and couples are mingers, time wasters or fakes. One man constantly uploads/deletes then uploads the same pics of his cock, he has about 25 on his profile. "
he has 25 cocks ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I try not to look any more as it gets on my tits. Most want to be sucked off, have full sacks that need emptying, they're leaving, can't get a meet or all women and couples are mingers, time wasters or fakes. One man constantly uploads/deletes then uploads the same pics of his cock, he has about 25 on his profile. "

The deleting and uploading of the same pictures is what annoys me most about the news feed. I always block them as a result.

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Most of the local status here say Merry Christmas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of the local status here say Merry Christmas lol "

Well you are in winter wonderland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local updates which I never look at ~ is a mixture of sack emptying and seasons greetings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have stopped looking at my local updates x

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Just had a little peep and my local updates are all Merry Christmas ones....apart from one lady whose almost daily status says she can't play because she has hurt her back - it's been on repeatedly for ages so it sucks to be her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get any local updates as my age settings are so high and I have to say, I love it. So many cock pics, rude, negative and ranty status updates, it used to get on my nerves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local ones are the same really,

1 mostly wishing everyone happy xmas.

2 party invites

3 bbc only

No statuses that is aimed for me really there lol. I believe my status updates are the most fun ones in my area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the new pic ST and you're smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the new pic ST and you're smiling "
Thanks yes, thought I need one of them too with the santa hat. I will get my presents later

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Just had a peep - there's one 'Who's up for a Christmas fuck?' one 'Who's giving the turkey a good stuffing?' and all the rest are Merry Christmas. I can't believe how many random fancy a fuck messages there have been floating about today though, many from people who only joined a few hours ago....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha! Those statues are bonkers. Just looked at my local ones. Nothing as entertaining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of such status updates come from fakes.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Well in my area, I have 10 new male profiles! Half of those are looking for a meet today

I've the odd one or two looking to empty their sacks!

But for once, the majority are wishing Merry Xmas, makes a refreshing change!

Normally a complete cockfest which look like cocks to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a peep - there's one 'Who's up for a Christmas fuck?' one 'Who's giving the turkey a good stuffing?' and all the rest are Merry Christmas. I can't believe how many random fancy a fuck messages there have been floating about today though, many from people who only joined a few hours ago....! "

And the ones that only joined a few hours ago will delete their profile soon after Christmas because they didn't get anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there actually any genuine swingers on here or just time wasters!!!

Makes me cringe really bad reading this kind of status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think one of my favourites was a guy who put around 4 up during the day starting with "anyone fancy a meet today?" which was followed by "I'm in town now, who's around?" A few hours later, "does no one want my cock?" and finally, "some women are a waste of organs!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like some of my local updates.....normally the odd funny one amongst the generic blah blah......its usually blonde caz tbh.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status = great way to filter. People give so much away about themselves without realising it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has mainly been about my cold and Lemsip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Status = great way to filter. People give so much away about themselves without realising it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been fucked by a 81 yr old fella

(Top effort if true)

Can anyone please suck my neighbour off ???

Can any local African guy get me me pregnant .......tonight?"

Stock in Clockface and it's raining.

Wouldnt it be funny if when you got a hard on it made a sound effect.

The two best I could find.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Just been fucked by a 81 yr old fella

(Top effort if true)

Can anyone please suck my neighbour off ???

Can any local African guy get me me pregnant .......tonight?

"

Ok I had to smile life on here is definitely strange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am fully aware it is the season to be jolly but please give us a bastard break.

So far today!!!!

Just been fucked by a 81 yr old fella

(Top effort if true)

Can anyone please suck my neighbour off ???

Can any local African guy get me me pregnant .......tonight?

Guys.........get a fuckin grip."

I am fully aware it is the season to be jolly but please give us a bastard break.

() made me laugh that bit

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