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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

An errection....... Is

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Whilst modelling for life drawing class

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whilst modelling for life drawing class"

Sharp pencil eeeeeeek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving a eulogy at a funeral?

S x

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

At a job interview which does not involve the porn industry.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

When visiting an elderly relative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When on an operating table having a vasectomy

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By *uteguy06Man
over a year ago

Swindon

Any time I am wearing tight jeans!! Lol

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

When collecting your child from nursery.

Oh ok ... I'll get me coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a swimming pool when wearing budgie smugglers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst stood imidiately lnside the doors of a lift facing out.......

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

parents evening while meeting the hot female student teacher

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

on a packed tube when squeezed up behind a 85yo granny

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

When meeting the Pope/Dalai Lama/Queen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got caught in a giggle loop at a funeral...not a stiffy, but even more embarrassing because at least you can hide a stiffy...I had to hide the giggle loop by pretending to sob loudly, never been more embarrassed in my life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anywhere near kids, very wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When on an operating table having a vasectomy "

FFS, last thing on my mind was getting a stiffy when I had mine! LOL

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

When having a check up for testicular cancer.

A mate had this happen to him, a male Dr was checking him, his girlfriend was being naughty behind the docs back. Poor guy got a hard on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst modelling for life drawing class"

I have been in this situation. The artist had a fabulous cameltoe I couldn't keep my eyes off of her. It's amazing the shit u think of so you don't get hard.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

amazing how your mind works to think of bad things to make it go down lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst receiving a Knighthood from the Queen, although you could return the favour and tap her on her shoulder with your pork sword ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst receiving a Knighthood from the Queen, although you could return the favour and tap her on her shoulder with your pork sword ?? "

"TOUCHE"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got caught in a giggle loop at a funeral...not a stiffy, but even more embarrassing because at least you can hide a stiffy...I had to hide the giggle loop by pretending to sob loudly, never been more embarrassed in my life!"

Coupling fan? We often talk of the "sock gap".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When playing twister with your nan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the tube....

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=983kZaMs9YQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got caught in a giggle loop at a funeral...not a stiffy, but even more embarrassing because at least you can hide a stiffy...I had to hide the giggle loop by pretending to sob loudly, never been more embarrassed in my life!

Coupling fan? We often talk of the "sock gap". "

Oh yes indeed - life without Jeffisms would be very boring indeed!

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By *lnightlongMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

at school standing behind someone and then them bending over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When on an operating table having a vasectomy "

Didn't embarass me at all

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