FabSwingers.com forum: Shocked do i report??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just recieved a message and it's sick...

Fancy me fucking u deep, as my dog licks your clit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just recieved a message and it's sick...

Fancy me fucking u deep, as my dog licks your clit?

What kind of dog is it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He might have been referring to his girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just recieved a message and it's sick...

Fancy me fucking u deep, as my dog licks your clit?

you should, definitely !! single guys have enough competition swinging without having a "man and a dog" category contender

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cruelty to animals, just sooo sick, and i didnt reply to ask what breed it was thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He might have been referring to his girlfriend

was from a single guy, very new, have reported it now.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Yep. Report it.

lol @ grranny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some 'men' are awful, sometimes I'm embarrassed to be one. If I was female, I'd definitely be a lesbian!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Report it that is just sick

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

In light of the thread running about ‘is not disclosing that your HIV assault, attempted murder etc.’

Sex with animals (it won’t let me use the real word) in the UK is illegal. However, pigs for example are wanked off by humans and the resulting ejaculate is then used to inseminate female pigs. Ok, so there is a legitimate reason for doing this to control the breeding but WHAT IF the person performing the task gets a sexual thrill out of it? Should they be locked up?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

YUKYUKYUK!!!

Do we really even have to go down this route

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In light of the thread running about ‘is not disclosing that your HIV assault, attempted murder etc.’

Only if they admit it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YUKYUKYUK!!!

Do we really even have to go down this route

Oink !

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"YUKYUKYUK!!!

Do we really even have to go down this route

Oink !"

Neigh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have reported the guy in question and just thought it was gross...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Course it was gross. That's why he asked. Reporting was the right thing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its just you get some letters out of the blue that take some under- standing and some people have weird likes and stuff ,,, It can get to you if you if you let it. I can see why it would up set her to get a letter saying about a dog ,,, its not normal.

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

In all seriousness we’ve had a few over the years where by the sender we think is just ‘trying’ to shock and be crass. Regardless of how we might actually feel about it they get a wise-crack back. If you get the impression that some one is trying to upset you I think the best thing to do is laugh it off, don’t give them the satisfaction of knowing that they have upset you then it makes it a waste of time for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right now iv stopped laughin... and wonderin if its a pure breed dog or some poor mongeral on a string... i would report him! he sound the kind of person who would actually let the dog lick him in the groin area!

tell him to fuck off and keep watchin porn the socially deviant sad loser and report and block x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just recieved a message and it's sick...

Fancy me fucking u deep, as my dog licks your clit?

you should, definitely !! single guys have enough competition swinging without having a "man and a dog" category contender

they might get best in show?? x

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By *yber pimpMan
over a year ago

durham area

"I just recieved a message and it's sick...

Fancy me fucking u deep, as my dog licks your clit?

dont jump to conclusions.

could have been his guide dog

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I just recieved a message and it's sick...

Fancy me fucking u deep, as my dog licks your clit?

dont jump to conclusions.

could have been his guide dog

Now that is funny

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"I just recieved a message and it's sick...

Fancy me fucking u deep, as my dog licks your clit?

dont jump to conclusions.

could have been his guide dog

Now that is funny

Typical we now have dogs pretending to be single males

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"I just recieved a message and it's sick...

Fancy me fucking u deep, as my dog licks your clit?

you should, definitely !! single guys have enough competition swinging without having a "man and a dog" category contender

they might get best in show?? x

pmsl i almost spilt my tea over the keyboard reading that!

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

"I just recieved a message and it's sick...

Fancy me fucking u deep, as my dog licks your clit?

dont jump to conclusions.

could have been his guide dog

Now that is funny

Typical we now have dogs pretending to be single males

Nah.... you can train a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't like the sexist undertones of this thread, might just as easily have been his fuck buddy bitch.

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By *undebigaryMan
over a year ago

dundee

"In light of the thread running about ‘is not disclosing that your HIV assault, attempted murder etc.’

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I didnt know that,cos ive never seen pigwanker advertised in the job centre before.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just recieved a message and it's sick...

Fancy me fucking u deep, as my dog licks your clit?

dont jump to conclusions.

could have been his guide dog

Now that is funny

Typical we now have dogs pretending to be single males

As long as the dog is honest about what it wants, all is fair! hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't like the sexist undertones of this thread, might just as easily have been his fuck buddy bitch."

LOL ......... go sisssssssterrrr !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On another site I got talking to this man who I thought was just what I was looking for...kinky, you know, the type that would use the whole chicken as opposed to just a feather!

Any how he sent me a picture of himself via e-mail to show me exactly how kinky he was.

He had a Highland Terrier licking cum off his knob!!

Even I draw the line somewhere!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Jeeeze!! Ive gone right off my slice of manor house now

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

I woke up feeling a little Horse, thought my sex life had gone to the Dogs. Had a mouth like the bottom of a Parrots cage, well it had had a cock-a-two in it! Now my wife’s a Cow but she eats like a Pig. I knew she was a Cheetah as she’s always Monkeying around. A good looking Bird in her day she still like to Feather her Nest. I followed he one day, across the Pelican-crossing, when I spoke to her she acted like a Bull in a china shop, never Herd anything like it, she just kept Rabbiting on! So to calm things down I was as quiet as a Mouse, while feeling Sheepish I didn’t Udder a word else she might have lost her DisTemper! I could have Chickened out…

Now I’ve run out of ideas you lot can add to this if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She went into a restaurant and wolfed down some cakes getting as fat as a pig but no matter what names we called her it never got through her rhino hide. We snaked our way home and fished for the door keys .......

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Bullocks!............oh wrong thread

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Actually I think I’ve sussed out the problem, was the dog a Beagle and you quite clearly stated on your profile you won’t meet smokers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I think I’ve sussed out the problem, was the dog a Beagle and you quite clearly stated on your profile you won’t meet smokers?

( evil grin )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi, just read the thread!! i got the same message!! yes very sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some 'men' are awful, sometimes I'm embarrassed to be one. If I was female, I'd definitely be a lesbian!"
how do we know thats the dogs not female and lesbian ? if it isn't does that make him a son of bitch ?

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By *imnher2Woman
over a year ago

watford

ermm.. thats dog ruff

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

So there was my dog laying on the floor licking his bollocks. My mate said ‘Wish I could do that’ so I said, ‘Give the dog a biscuit and he might let you’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just recieved a message and it's sick...

Fancy me fucking u deep, as my dog licks your clit?

"cruelty to animals, just sooo sick .... "

Is it that bad going down on you girl .... ?

Anyway you are right ...

It's sick ....

I meann how is the bliddy dog supposed to write you a verification .... ?

Kirsty

xxx xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the guy has got a dog that plays shouldn't he be registered as a couple?

He's giving us single desperados a bad name!

SIIIITT!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading some of these replies has just made me howl with laughter you really shouldn't be left unleased.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading some of these replies has just made me howl with laughter you really shouldn't be left unleased."

me too just got in from a hard day at work ans once again my fabsters have cheered me up ......thanks guys ....im really laughing out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how many times has your lad went into the takeaway and asked for 2 chicken legs left open lol now cmon play the game did he get reported did he fuck now leave the dog lover alone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more concerned for the dog, poor thing!

It's probably neutered and longing for a good sh*g

Paddy xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lmao loving this thread and the answers.

( not taking away the fact the man obviously needed reporting )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own!

Some people enjoy the 3 Ps while others find them disguesting etc...

Who knows, the dog may enjoy it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the dog verified?

Or is he just one of those chancers who pretends he's a dog owner to try and get meets from women who only meet men with dogs?

We need to know.

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By *undebigaryMan
over a year ago

dundee

"Some 'men' are awful, sometimes I'm embarrassed to be one. If I was female, I'd definitely be a lesbian! how do we know thats the dogs not female and lesbian ? if it isn't does that make him a son of bitch ?

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Yeh you have touched on a good point there.is the dog a single bi fem dog,cos their like goldust round here.lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Each to their own!

Some people enjoy the 3 Ps while others find them disguesting etc...

Who knows, the dog may enjoy it!

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By *erigoodMan
over a year ago

glasgow

lol, i cant stop laughing lol its sick as

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know about my dogs- but doubt either are bi fems

Think I need to re-evaluate my profile!

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Do they do doggy veet?

It's bad enough with some of the earth mother hippy couples.. Couldn't handle anything worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doggy veet? No, they just get hand stripped- is that enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhhh how low can this guy get ,?--------------chiwawa

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By *erigoodMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Do they do doggy veet?

It's bad enough with some of the earth mother hippy couples.. Couldn't handle anything worse"

hmm did you mean dogging meets?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this is just an innocent, simple typo:

Fancy me fucking u deep, as (because) my dog likes your cat?

...ok maybe not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to describe myself as a 'dog lover' - I'm going to be a lot more careful from now on!

Makes the old 70's song "Love me, love my dog" a little scary!

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

What do you do if a Rottweiler shags your leg?

Fake an orgasm!

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Or is this just a simple case of...

heavy petting?

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

Perhaps the dog can smell truffles....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps the dog can smell truffles...."

Was that the OP's name ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Each to their own!

Some people enjoy the 3 Ps while others find them disguesting etc...

Who knows, the dog may enjoy it!

Why am I laughing like a loon at a smiley?!!

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