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By *riendly Fires OP   Couple
over a year ago

Beverley

awkward boner moments.

Anyone ever had one or have a story or two to share?

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By *az191000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

I still take them in work just randomly it's a nightmare in a garage full of guys

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By *eedscouple99Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Not really a boner story but for some reason it reminded him of the times in school when he wanked to completion in class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right when your just about to give a presentation to a group of people that includes the girl you like in a low cut top and tight shorts. In my defence I was a teen at this point ;D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iv had a boner when I woman docter was inspecting my bollocks years ago..i nearly come my muck over her face..it was great..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. Every morning. Throbbing whilst i have my jogging bottoms on and i have to wait til it has gone down to be able to leave my room.

Otherwise, everyone is in for a shock!

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By *az191000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

Yeah joggers are the devil I seem to get more Bonner at work if I happen to be wearing them other than work trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right when your just about to give a presentation to a group of people that includes the girl you like in a low cut top and tight shorts. In my defence I was a teen at this point ;D"

I had this recently. Giving training to a group of new starters, I had a woman at either side of the room, both in shorts skirts, legs out in front of them. They knew what they were doing, as every time I looked in their direction, they moved their legs apart slightly. Luckily I was behind a desk, the looks I got from them after the training told me they did it on purpose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the tube normally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the gym is usually a bit of a nightmare!

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By *az191000Man
over a year ago

Carluke


"At the gym is usually a bit of a nightmare!"

Learned the hard way tight as I can get boxers issue solved you think it happens worse in gym because even higher blood pressure etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a guy in the gym once wearing bicycle shorts and paying a bit too much attention to the women. Awkward

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By *az191000Man
over a year ago

Carluke


"Saw a guy in the gym once wearing bicycle shorts and paying a bit too much attention to the women. Awkward "

Maby just a big cock , I have been accused of semi / Bonner in lycra before when it wasn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

used to box quite abit ad had one or two believe it or not out running in tight running bottoms...really has got a mind of its own lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had morning wood sat in my lorry wateing for shop girl to turn up . Next thing I know she's banging on cab door saying she's ready for her delivary , it happed to be one I fancyed the backside off .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumped out of the pool in Caribbean with big boner on in very tight swim shorts! Mates new wife noticed and make a comment at which point I stood there proud and smiled, my new, but now ex wife, wasn't impressed!!!

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By *az191000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

Usually happens to wrestlers I heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently got a Christmas hug from a girl at work, the moment we touched I felt my penis begin to throb and uncoil.

I must attempt to fuck her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so glad im a fem - easy to hide our arousal moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say I still have them now and during the first social I will often have to adjust myself quickly and hope no one notices but I make sure i have a dark suit on with my long over cost to hold in front until the moment has passed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so glad im a fem - easy to hide our arousal moments "

Its when we notice you trying to smuggle peanuts that gives it away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We both had a massage together on holiday a couple of weeks ago

Both at the same time and outside

The woman that did me spent a looooong time concentrating on my arse crack! Kept going back to it....unfortunately gave me a stiffy n ruined the massage as I was dreading turning over lol

Spent half of it thinking of fuckin football...and I hate football

Liz found it very funny when I told her and said she didn't get "that treatment"

No happy ending till later lol

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By *az191000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

I normally try hide mine aswell unless I'm in say a service station miles away then it's just like well what's the point brighten up someone's day haha

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

I used to date with woman with older kids, by that I mean over 18....

It was the first time I had been aloud over and was happy to meet everyone.

The newly 18yrs old decided that it would be fun to sit on my lap........ Maggie thatcher saved me that day. The thought of her as this girl bounced on me stopped me getting a boner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I normally try hide mine aswell unless I'm in say a service station miles away then it's just like well what's the point brighten up someone's day haha "

I've thought that before, I mean sure, it might feel a bit awkward and you might get laughed at a few times, but ultimately there's nothing illegal about having an erection in your trousers, and the person who provoked it might just be intrigued if they notice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a que at the cinema .my ex kept rubbing my cock then moving quickly out of the way. I'm sure the girl being noticed coz she was looking and giggling lol

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By *ldestswingerintownMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

Boners...mmm...yes, I remember them...wish I could get one now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always go commando so getting a boner in the gym wile wearing joggers means my cocknis very much on show !

Plus I found any stiffies I get on a nudist beaches are impossible to hide !!

Lol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha yes,not by accident tho checkin someone out or whatever lol i took a blue pill 1 night as thought we'd experiment (not took 1 beofre) was havina few drinks too. anyway didnt feel any difference once 'at it'. Till the next day when i woke up with morning glory,thought nothin of it..till the f**er wouldnt go down Had to go shopping that day to with the missus,was well awkward and rather funny to. we was laughin all day

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Oooo how absolutely boner to vader your dolly old eek

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By *az191000Man
over a year ago

Carluke


"I normally try hide mine aswell unless I'm in say a service station miles away then it's just like well what's the point brighten up someone's day haha

I've thought that before, I mean sure, it might feel a bit awkward and you might get laughed at a few times, but ultimately there's nothing illegal about having an erection in your trousers, and the person who provoked it

might just be intrigued if they notice..."

Exactly that and you can smile at the ones who are not giggling as normaly there fixated on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if a girl/woman notices your boner. proves she was checking you out

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By *az191000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

Yup and if she isn't in school girl giggle fit she's more into you now than pre boner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a corker.. Do I'm a bouncer, I get asked to take pics,help girls up stairs even carry them in.

Sometimes I get asked to dance with them,and I love it

This one time I'm dancing wuth this customer and shes getting naughty telling me what she wsnts to do to me and im hard like stone and a fight breaks out. Trying to break up a scrap with a hard on isn't easy let me tell yer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often at work or with clients, I had a meeting with one, she lead my upstairs to the boardroom, stairs were steep, she had stockings and a very short skirt and a gorgeous arse to boot, she may have been teasing, but by the time we hit the top of the stairs, I think the bulge was fairly obvious. We did get on very well

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By *owdoueatyoursMan
over a year ago

Swale

I used to be a dancer in my youth, I made the final of the British dance championships and had to do a solo waltz onto the floor with the spotlight on me at the Tower Ballroom at Blackpool. I had a tight catsuit on and was 14, yes you have guessed it, I had a boner and was extremely conscious of it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gym is the worst for me, I normally wear flimsy running shorts or trackies ..

Bit obvious if the ladies spin class is on as that always gets me hard lol

Finish early with a wank in the showers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend had organised a life drawing class and was let down by the model at the last minute. Despite my never having modeled before, she was stuck and asked me to fill in.

There were six people in the class, half and half M/F plus my friend. The first few poses were very short followed by some slightly longer ones. Throughout the poses, which were a mix of sitting, standing and reclining I was well aware that I could feel it pulsing and thickening but each time it started I stopped it by an effort of will. That said, I was well aware that a couple of times it had been pretty obvious.

The last pose was the long one and I had to be stock still for half an hour. I was in a semi reclined position on a couch. After a while I felt it start to thicken and rise, and rise, and throb. Before long it was a full blown pulsing hard on...and it was dribbling a bit.

Without moving my head I apologized and asked the class if they would rather I moved but they were quite happy. Once it had made it's stand it wasn't going to give up so I sat there for what seemed like ages, to the end of the pose with it full on.

I know one woman drew it in all it's glory as she showed me the picture....I never got asked back though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work I meet and greet A LOT of milfs so I tend to get awkward boners quite a lot whilst dealing with them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During an Army medical I got a major semi whilst having the spoon test, the medic had to move it out the way with the back of her hand! It was very embarrassing as I was a 16yo shy boy lol and she didn't even bat an eyelid haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At work I meet and greet A LOT of milfs so I tend to get awkward boners quite a lot whilst dealing with them!! "

Got any jobs going in your place!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently got a Christmas hug from a girl at work, the moment we touched I felt my penis begin to throb and uncoil.

I must attempt to fuck her "

God and I thought you were so highbrow brain!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a bit of a touch on when the nurse started rubbing the stuff all over my cock and nuts prior to my vasectomy. The worst thing was, she knew me haha. Haven't seen her since funnily enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember the last time I had a boner moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need a wet panties thread now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"iv had a boner when I woman docter was inspecting my bollocks years ago..i nearly come my muck over her face..it was great.. "

Had the same experience with a female doctor.

When the soldier rose to her inspection I said, "he doesn't normally do that"! lol

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By *37fMan
over a year ago

north west

Yea getting checked out by two nurses feeling my balls and it's starts to raise they didn't know where to look ha ha ha

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By *riendly Fires OP   Couple
over a year ago

Beverley


"A friend had organised a life drawing class and was let down by the model at the last minute. Despite my never having modeled before, she was stuck and asked me to fill in.

There were six people in the class, half and half M/F plus my friend. The first few poses were very short followed by some slightly longer ones. Throughout the poses, which were a mix of sitting, standing and reclining I was well aware that I could feel it pulsing and thickening but each time it started I stopped it by an effort of will. That said, I was well aware that a couple of times it had been pretty obvious.

The last pose was the long one and I had to be stock still for half an hour. I was in a semi reclined position on a couch. After a while I felt it start to thicken and rise, and rise, and throb. Before long it was a full blown pulsing hard on...and it was dribbling a bit.

Without moving my head I apologized and asked the class if they would rather I moved but they were quite happy. Once it had made it's stand it wasn't going to give up so I sat there for what seemed like ages, to the end of the pose with it full on.

I know one woman drew it in all it's glory as she showed me the picture....I never got asked back though "

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