FabSwingers.com forum: Be more dog

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want to be more dog but any suggestions how I can go about it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try licking your balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try licking your balls"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tried that and I fell off the bed and messed my back up !

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Bonios! My dog loves them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tried than too... made my breath smell!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Eat chum? Or that bakes stuff is supposed to be really good for dogs.

And chase a burst football - my dads dog loves doing that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock your leg up the sofa and have a piss

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Cock your leg up the sofa and have a piss"

And then smack yourself with a rolled up newspaper... job done!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I love the ad with the cat being more dog!

Keep practicing licking your balls and perhaps slobber on someones face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bark like a maniac and run around in circles when the doorbell rings.

Glare at next doors cat then run when it comes after you

Shit on the landing and sit next to it with a big grin on your face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That sounds like a bit more fun!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Bark at the lights on the christmas tree, and then howl at it for a bit before pissing all over the parcels underneath?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I guess I could try shagging the postmans leg

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Go hump someone's leg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is that an offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let someone rub your nose in your own mess?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No that does not appeal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let everyone see you walking around with an erection - erm, just seen your profile; maybe you are more dog than you thought?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Happy to oblige

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've got a collar and lead somewhere. Or you could just try burying your bone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a collar and lead somewhere. Or you could just try burying your bone..."

Looks like he already has a bone (r)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Book yourself in for a vasectomy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All ready tried that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl needed the laugh

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Going by our dog.....

Rip a few cuddly toys to shreds with your teeth.

Dig holes in the back garden for no reason and then traipse mud over the carpet.

Chase/lick the cat.

Run into the French doors face first.

Sit on someone's lap even though you're far too big.

Leave hair on anything you come into contact with.

Chew the knobs off drawers.

Eat the laminate floor skirting.

Munch on the stair carpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run round in circles trying yo catch your own ass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the Hoover out and start barking at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go around randomly sniffing other people's ares'oles. Let me know how it goes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going by our dog.....

Rip a few cuddly toys to shreds with your teeth.

Dig holes in the back garden for no reason and then traipse mud over the carpet.

Chase/lick the cat.

Run into the French doors face first.

Sit on someone's lap even though you're far too big.

Leave hair on anything you come into contact with.

Chew the knobs off drawers.

Eat the laminate floor skirting.

Munch on the stair carpet.

Are you sure you haven't got my dog ?

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"I want to be more dog but any suggestions how I can go about it?"

woof woof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the park,pick on a short,skinny man then howl like a cissy when he chews your ear off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit in front of someone who is eating and stare at their food,drooling and whining

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yep can do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not too sure about the sniffing arses though... will give it a go and report back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck loads of bitches.

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Chase cars and bite their tyres

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Get someone who feeds you, houses you, spends loads of time fussing and grooming, and who loves you very much to take you to a qualified medical practitioner to have your balls chopped off!

Still want to be more dog?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All ready happened... well not actually chopped more snippped

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

Dont forget to use your arms to drag your arse over the living room carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lie in front of the tv, fart loudly then jump up in surprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any more suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chew the fleas off your legs.

Eat dog food

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

have a drink out of the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crap on next door's lawn

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Go to your local playing field and roll in poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Be more dog??? Best thread yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whine to be let out into the garden and as soon as you are out there, whine to be let in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whine to be let out into the garden and as soon as you are out there, whine to be let in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chase pussy

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

Have someones hands round yer throat and say zauzagees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can we now have a vote on the best be more dog....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a collar and lead somewhere. Or you could just try burying your bone..."

Collar and lead you say hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wait for someone to say 'Walkies'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some excellent dog behaviour watch UP by Disney Pixar love the dog in that

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