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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Slags wanted in north east England tonight must be clean xxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck, you charmer you

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm almost tempted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smooth operator...best of luck

Ps...don't forget your shit defector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have thought most guys would prefer a dirty slut !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs guys, i'm busy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel a rumbling...............

It's the sound of a thunderous army of ladies stampeding to the North East as we speak. The sky is darkened by the underwear being discarded overhead and blocking the sun.

What of us mere mortals, there'll be no women left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel a rumbling...............

It's the sound of a thunderous army of ladies stampeding to the North East as we speak. The sky is darkened by the underwear being discarded overhead and blocking the sun.

What of us mere mortals, there'll be no women left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I refer you to the single guys having a bad name thread please OP.

Good to see your doing your bit to improve their image. Keep up the good work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow how can any women resist that chat up line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs N's just informed me that she'll be late home tonight.....................

A coincidence?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Mrs N's just informed me that she'll be late home tonight.....................

A coincidence?

Why aye maan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His profile states hes a fireman i wonder if he uses the same criteria for rescue?

"Ok all you dirty slags come to the window and be rescued all you other normal girls just burn"

What a credit to the force!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His profile states hes a fireman i wonder if he uses the same criteria for rescue?

"Ok all you dirty slags come to the window and be rescued all you other normal girls just burn"

What a credit to the force!"

Just because you wash the fire truck it doesn't make you a fireman.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"His profile states hes a fireman i wonder if he uses the same criteria for rescue?

"Ok all you dirty slags come to the window and be rescued all you other normal girls just burn"

What a credit to the force!"

Tell me madam, is your cat dirty at all?

No sir, not at all.

Well I aint going up that fucking tree then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personaly hate the word slag!

Slut! is a much nicer word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His profile states hes a fireman i wonder if he uses the same criteria for rescue?

"Ok all you dirty slags come to the window and be rescued all you other normal girls just burn"

What a credit to the force!"

It was said on a previous thread that he's not a fireman apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can a stag be clean when it's a pile of coal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I personaly hate the word slag!

Slut! is a much nicer word

Hate both as they have the same meaning

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"How can a stag be clean when it's a pile of coal

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can a stag be clean when it's a pile of coal

Oh dear"

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His profile states hes a fireman i wonder if he uses the same criteria for rescue?

"Ok all you dirty slags come to the window and be rescued all you other normal girls just burn"

What a credit to the force!

It was said on a previous thread that he's not a fireman apparently. "

Ah well thats where im fucked i dont go searching posts foor evidence i kust look at the current one and go with the evidence to hand.... I lnow id be shit as a policeman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I personaly hate the word slag!

Slut! is a much nicer word

Hate both as they have the same meaning"

not realy but hey Ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can a stag be clean when it's a pile of coal

Oh dear"

I got it mate,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate you have no chance with language like that, and any women that does like the sound of this post, do you really want to meet them? lol

LEGEND!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"How can a stag be clean when it's a pile of coal

Oh dear

I got it mate,

Im not saying a word....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel a rumbling...............

It's the sound of a thunderous army of ladies stampeding to the North East as we speak. The sky is darkened by the underwear being discarded overhead and blocking the sun.

What of us mere mortals, there'll be no women left.

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Best response I've seen in months. Classic. I can't stop laughing. Mike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus, I'm so wet right now, I simply must have you.... *sigh*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I personaly hate the word slag!

Slut! is a much nicer word

Hate both as they have the same meaning

not realy but hey Ho

Google them and read what the definition is both state women of low morals basically may be different to you as thats the way you like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel a rumbling...............

It's the sound of a thunderous army of ladies stampeding to the North East as we speak. The sky is darkened by the underwear being discarded overhead and blocking the sun.

What of us mere mortals, there'll be no women left.

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Best response I've seen in months. Classic. I can't stop laughing. Mike

Glad you liked it.........slightly tweaked stolen thought from a movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a cum slut that takes it in all 3 holes in south London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can a stag be clean when it's a pile of coal

Oh dear

I got it mate,

Someone who has a sense of humour.... Yes!!!!!!!!!!

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By *arriedmatureCouple
over a year ago

brmingham

im having a bath and washing my hair tonight dam

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I'm hitch hiking to get there quicker , had to shag two of the lorry drivers so far and I'm only half way .

Can we negotiate on the clean bit .

Joanne x

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"How can a stag be clean when it's a pile of coal

Oh dear

I got it mate,

Someone who has a sense of humour.... Yes!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im looking for a bar of dettol soap to wash ur mouths out and show women some f*****g respect!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I personaly hate the word slag!

Slut! is a much nicer word

Hate both as they have the same meaning

not realy but hey Ho

Google them and read what the definition is both state women of low morals basically may be different to you as thats the way you like them "

That's it though is it not? it's the same with anything realy all to do with the way it is meant

As in I love it in play but would never call a woman a slut in the derogetory way!

But as with all things some will like it and some will not

And as you say I for one love women who like to act the slut in the bedroom but a lady put of it

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Im looking for a bar of dettol soap to wash ur mouths out and show women some f*****g respect!..."

Hey wow hang on Miss I havent said nothing.

You've just made me really nervous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im looking for a bar of dettol soap to wash ur mouths out and show women some f*****g respect!..."

There are some that would pay for that

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

All train tickets sold out already. Does the op have a Rolls Royce and chauffeur he could send to pick up some who can't make it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can a slag be clean when it's a pile of coal

Oh dear

I got it mate,

Im not saying a word...."

But you already did.. Two words actually. If you have something to say, can you just do it

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"How can a slag be clean when it's a pile of coal

Oh dear

I got it mate,

Im not saying a word....

But you already did.. Two words actually. If you have something to say, can you just do it

'Sorry' miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can a slag be clean when it's a pile of coal

Oh dear

I got it mate,

Im not saying a word....

But you already did.. Two words actually. If you have something to say, can you just do it

'Sorry' miss

I'm going to call you Mr Puddifoot from now on

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"How can a slag be clean when it's a pile of coal

Oh dear

I got it mate,

Im not saying a word....

But you already did.. Two words actually. If you have something to say, can you just do it

'Sorry' miss

I'm going to call you Mr Puddifoot from now on

Hmm Im intrigued should I get a boner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pile of coal how can it be clean .?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slags wanted in north east England tonight must be clean xxx

Phone your mom if all else fails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can a slag be clean when it's a pile of coal

Oh dear

I got it mate,

Im not saying a word....

But you already did.. Two words actually. If you have something to say, can you just do it

'Sorry' miss

I'm going to call you Mr Puddifoot from now on

Hmm Im intrigued should I get a boner?"

It's from monty python

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pile of coal how can it be clean .?"

I tried that jo. Only one person got it

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"How can a slag be clean when it's a pile of coal

Oh dear

I got it mate,

Im not saying a word....

But you already did.. Two words actually. If you have something to say, can you just do it

'Sorry' miss

I'm going to call you Mr Puddifoot from now on

Hmm Im intrigued should I get a boner?

It's from monty python

Oh ok thats far too intelligent for me and I shouldnt of got that boner then. I thought / hoped it was some kinky sex name

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"pile of coal how can it be clean .?

I tried that jo. Only one person got it

Its all in the timing when written

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By *iguy39Man
over a year ago

manchester

"I'm almost tempted"
coild you be tempted this way instead? Lol

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"Slags wanted in north east England tonight must be clean xxx

How many more threads are you going to start .

You must be desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pile of coal how can it be clean .?

I tried that jo. Only one person got it

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That's how I see that word coal and very dirty. so I get it. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pile of coal how can it be clean .?

I tried that jo. Only one person got it

I got it.

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Meanwhile in the normal part of the north east... There are normal people with manners and grammar just hiding away and slamming their palms into their foreheads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meanwhile in the normal part of the north east... There are normal people with manners and grammar just hiding away and slamming their palms into their foreheads."

Not just the north east, men all over the place.

Can we have a head/palm or head/wall smilie please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meanwhile in the normal part of the north east... There are normal people with manners and grammar just hiding away and slamming their palms into their foreheads."

Normal don't cut it I'm afraid. Misogamist for the win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meanwhile in the normal part of the north east... There are normal people with manners and grammar just hiding away and slamming their palms into their foreheads."

Oh deer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meanwhile in the normal part of the north east... There are normal people with manners and grammar just hiding away and slamming their palms into their foreheads.

Oh deer

Boom Boom! very good! was waiting for someone to add that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meanwhile in the normal part of the north east... There are normal people with manners and grammar just hiding away and slamming their palms into their foreheads.

Oh deer

Boom Boom! very good! was waiting for someone to add that

Not just a pretty face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ffs guys, i'm busy..."

You dont qualify......you're not in the north east.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ffs guys, i'm busy...

You dont qualify......you're not in the north east.

and i was joking, got bored waiting for my inbox.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Bugger. I am in the South West and may have had a bath already this month. It's been raining, anyway. Failed on 2 counts. That and I've always considered myself more of a dirty stopout than an outright slag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought a prerequisite of being a slag in the North East was you also had to be fat

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

how did you get on ? more mail than the Post Office in December I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need to relocate from west Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really need to relocate from west Wales

Well of course you do, that's a given but that has nothing to do with this thread.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I really need to relocate from west Wales

Well of course you do, that's a given but that has nothing to do with this thread."

She'll 'ave you for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow op you will get plenty of meets on the back of this thread........not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger. I am in the South West and may have had a bath already this month. It's been raining, anyway. Failed on 2 counts. That and I've always considered myself more of a dirty stopout than an outright slag."
love your photos but you have a slag in your mouth on the 4th nov lol xxx

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Bugger. I am in the South West and may have had a bath already this month. It's been raining, anyway. Failed on 2 counts. That and I've always considered myself more of a dirty stopout than an outright slag.love your photos but you have a slag in your mouth on the 4th nov lol xxx"

Nope. It's a slut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really need to relocate from west Wales

Well of course you do, that's a given but that has nothing to do with this thread.

She'll 'ave you for that"

I seem to have got away with it so if she comes after me I'll know who squealed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much, too soon. Good luck with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! Oh! I'm in the north east!

I forgot to put deodorant on today though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think you would have to Anna you would always smell of fresh roses lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought a prerequisite of being a slag in the North East was you also had to be fat"
theres me catered for then, and how do you get a fat slag into bed then? Piece of cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I know where I have been going wrong all this time...

I need to take a leaf out of this gentleman's book.

My new profile:

Mr Lickyapussy (43)

Location: In ma big red fire enjin.

Horny fucka lookin fer couples, none of yer homo shenanigans an that, just fuckin yer bird as you get us a pint. An hot clean slags that like to ride on ma big red appliance.

Meet today:

Any whores wanna clean ma pipes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really need to relocate from west Wales

Well of course you do, that's a given but that has nothing to do with this thread.

She'll 'ave you for that

I seem to have got away with it so if she comes after me I'll know who squealed

I am still here you know. And in the word of the anfarwol Grav, West is best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I know where I have been going wrong all this time...

I need to take a leaf out of this gentleman's book.

My new profile:

Mr Lickyapussy (43)

Location: In ma big red fire enjin.

Horny fucka lookin fer couples, none of yer homo shenanigans an that, just fuckin yer bird as you get us a pint. An hot clean slags that like to ride on ma big red appliance.

Meet today:

Any whores wanna clean ma pipes?

I'm in love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I know where I have been going wrong all this time...

I need to take a leaf out of this gentleman's book.

My new profile:

Mr Lickyapussy (43)

Location: In ma big red fire enjin.

Horny fucka lookin fer couples, none of yer homo shenanigans an that, just fuckin yer bird as you get us a pint. An hot clean slags that like to ride on ma big red appliance.

Meet today:

Any whores wanna clean ma pipes?

I'm in love

Back off!!!! We saw him first!!!!

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By *stwo80Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

"His profile states hes a fireman !"

It actually says he works for the fire service,check out his pics, he isnt built like a fireman !!

I just wish I was free tonight !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I know where I have been going wrong all this time...

I need to take a leaf out of this gentleman's book.

My new profile:

Mr Lickyapussy (43)

Location: In ma big red fire enjin.

Horny fucka lookin fer couples, none of yer homo shenanigans an that, just fuckin yer bird as you get us a pint. An hot clean slags that like to ride on ma big red appliance.

Meet today:

Any whores wanna clean ma pipes?

I'm in love

Back off!!!! We saw him first!!!!

Sharesies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I know where I have been going wrong all this time...

I need to take a leaf out of this gentleman's book.

My new profile:

Mr Lickyapussy (43)

Location: In ma big red fire enjin.

Horny fucka lookin fer couples, none of yer homo shenanigans an that, just fuckin yer bird as you get us a pint. An hot clean slags that like to ride on ma big red appliance.

Meet today:

Any whores wanna clean ma pipes?

I'm in love

Back off!!!! We saw him first!!!!

Sharesies?

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His profile states hes a fireman !

It actually says he works for the fire service,check out his pics, he isnt built like a fireman !!

I just wish I was free tonight !

He gives his job as a reason not to have face pics up but I believe he used to have some on his profile, maybe he's just become a fireman (thought they were firefighters now ?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slags wanted in north east England tonight must be clean xxx

Pick your arms up buddy, your knuckles are dragging.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im looking for a bar of dettol soap to wash ur mouths out and show women some f*****g respect!..."

Nah! Has to be carbolic soap lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I know where I have been going wrong all this time...

I need to take a leaf out of this gentleman's book.

My new profile:

Mr Lickyapussy (43)

Location: In ma big red fire enjin.

Horny fucka lookin fer couples, none of yer homo shenanigans an that, just fuckin yer bird as you get us a pint. An hot clean slags that like to ride on ma big red appliance.

Meet today:

Any whores wanna clean ma pipes?

I'm in love

Back off!!!! We saw him first!!!!

Sharesies?

Deal

Only if ya promise ta lik ma mahoosive todger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meanwhile in the normal part of the north east... There are normal people with manners and grammar just hiding away and slamming their palms into their foreheads."

Mbro tho..

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"Slags wanted in north east England tonight must be clean xxx

He'll be waiting for you with a giant net to snare you....must be clean mind!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"pile of coal how can it be clean .?

I tried that jo. Only one person got it

Two...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found one yet?

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over a year ago

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"How can a stag be clean when it's a pile of coal

it's a heap not a pile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can a stag be clean when it's a pile of coal

it's a heap not a pile

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Same thing and very dirty .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take any dirty slag, dirty sluts are also acceptable, message me.

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

There no update because the Sex God is working his way through them all lol

Keep your fluids up mate and carry on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im looking for a bar of dettol soap to wash ur mouths out and show women some f*****g respect!..."

I'll second that.

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