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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How sore is it??? Oooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a kick in the bollox for a couple of days then ok.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm black and blue all over

feel like I've git a hernia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine went wrong so maybe not the best person to ask here lol took 2 years to put right and was off sick for two years so I would say worse then a kick in the balls

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Mine was no real problem at all. I didn't have sex for two days and couldn't ride my bike for a week. I never needed the pain killers though and was completely recovered in two weeks.. so not to bad at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was fine, sore for a day after then nothing....on the plus side you now have an excuse to wank yourself silly for the next 3 months..Doctors orders lol

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

no problem here , back at work the following day and active bedroom duties the night after ,,,,, was also black and blue

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By *exine xCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

It's not something I would have done again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not real dramas, sire for a couole of days. THe best thing i have done tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off sex for a week as I was proper sore, but that was just me. There again my kids were young and didn't think twice about jumping up on me for a hug

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By *UN TIME COUPLECouple
over a year ago

redditch

Apart from wearing action man pants an unable to shave for a few days wasnt all that bad was back to havin sex after 48hrs except got the wife to ride me so my balls wouldnt be slappin lol that i didnt fancy lol

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By *igax2001Man
over a year ago

midlands

Not an issue, little tender for a day but then fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was fine, No pain, no bruises no nothing, had a slight ache for a few hours but that's all, found it rather disappointing as I was hoping for at least a sympathy bruise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How sore is it??? Oooo"

Less sore than a female sterilisation.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Mine was ok..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was no real problem at all. I didn't have sex for two days and couldn't ride my bike for a week. I never needed the pain killers though and was completely recovered in two weeks.. so not to bad at all."

Same. Nurses were great too

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Not something I would volunteer to have done again, however had worse toothache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had mine done 2 weeks yesterday and went quite well.

Like others have said a bit like a good kick in the balls (had plenty in my youth)

was back wanking the same day LoL don't know why but just felt xtra horny

Just make sure you don't knock them agaist anything and keep wearing the tight pants for support

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm reading this thread with my legs crossed

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Did you do it yourself OP?

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By *andixxxMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

"How sore is it??? Oooo

Less sore than a female sterilisation."

Had mine done laparoscopically and was more ill after the GA than the actual procedure!!! So mine was fairly pain free!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far less painfull than giving birth and a long labour....... !!!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine went well but stitchers come out whilst sunbathing had to go to a&e having said that all went well sex after 2 days but ball were black an blue lol

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By *ittletonCplCouple
over a year ago

cannock

Mine was walk in the park. Only a 2mm incision - no stitches. Not black & blue and back to work the next day.

Biggest irritation was the itchiness when the hair started to grow back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As above, enlarged and discoloured balls for a couple of days. Back in action quite quickly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How sore is it??? Oooo"

mate of mine had it done , he showed me the resulting mess , fuck me it didnt look nice , put me off the idea of going under the knife . Dont do it mate , if you want to get sterilised drink more beer , thats the natural way

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

I was bruised but had no pain and was back to normal daily life the day after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a sedative next thing I new thats it done sir ,not sore at all ,unless the kids jump on you ,back to work the next day and no effect on your cum or performance and bareback is so much more fun with the wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had mine 40 years ago after working a night shift, I had heard stories of people who went out to celebrate with a drink and where very sore afterwards. So I just went home and went to bed (to sleep) and took it easy the next day. I had no painful reaction or any swelling at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the smell of the burning as they burn your tubes that's the not so nice bit

The pain is only a dull ache....

Enjoy

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By *angermiceCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Totally fine here no issues whatsoever except I wanted to keep the swelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the local they gave me worked well on the left side but not on the right so after the first cut on the right ....... We need I say anymore it took a further two injections to kill the pain so he could carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby was fine. Maybe a bit tender for a day or two, but other than that ok.

Although the getting rid of all the live sperm took AGES!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I had mine in the morning and a blowie in the afternoon, so not too bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My balls have swollen like melons

bruised from belly button down, and now starting on my legs. Feel like a ball has went up in me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get the piccys up then let us all see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My balls have swollen like melons

bruised from belly button down, and now starting on my legs. Feel like a ball has went up in me"

Oh dear can't stop laughing but I do feel sorry for you pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nae chance. I have enough shame the way I'm walking without showing them on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How sore is it??? Oooo"

A bit of bruising and a little discomfort but nothing to worry about in my experience.

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Bruising swelling but went home had Mrs fun give it a good sucking to make sure the Dr didn't break anything

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Had no problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not that bad went back to work in afternoon lol and following day

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Mine was completely fine. A dull ache the next day but other than that nothing to worry about. But don't cycle home from the clinic.

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By *udepainter2Man
over a year ago

clitheroe

Bruised and uncomfortable for a few days but worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How sore is it??? Oooo"

A real man takes between 10-14 full days to recover

However have noticed a small dog can be running around after things by the end of the day

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Mine was fine too, we have a 'no scalpel' clinic in our local hospital which uses a 'hot knife' to burn it's way in lol. Used a bag of frozen sweetcorn after to numb things down, then proceeded to 'milk' the situation "ooh the pain, can you pass me another beer dear?" for the weekend

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By *1gger47Man
over a year ago

nottingham

No problem at all. Riding my bike over the cats eyes within 2 days!!

Biggest embarrassment was taking my samples to the clinic,

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My first one was not that painful... The second one was a bit more belt and braces but not all that sore after one week

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My first one was not that painful... The second one was a bit more belt and braces but not all that sore after one week

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By *az191000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

Why oh why would you let anyone near your balls with a knife or a hot knife

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2nd one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had mine done about 5 years ago and no issues or problems after the usual swelling and bruising

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By *az191000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

Was also thinking that but still to busy thinking about sharp knife in balls

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

A bit tender and walking around slowly for the first couple of days but after about 4 days from what I can remember I was fine and horny again and eager to see if my cumshots were any different

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Yup .. After a daughter from a re canalisation

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Why oh why would you let anyone near your balls with a knife or a hot knife

Because we have enough children

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By *az191000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

Yeah I understand children part but operating on your most tender parts , i won't let docs near me with needles never mind knives

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

Done many years ago under local. He nicked a blood vessel when making the cut on right side. Despite stitching up, my sac filled like I was Buster Gonad! Took a week to recover whilst walking like John Wayne...

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

Fucking painful lol very swollen and sore off sex for 2 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done many years ago under local. He nicked a blood vessel when making the cut on right side. Despite stitching up, my sac filled like I was Buster Gonad! Took a week to recover whilst walking like John Wayne...

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you see a real man x

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By *in with a GrinMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"How sore is it??? Oooo"

Depends if you go private mate. If you go NHS its back to the 2 house bricks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pffffttttt I had it done last year on the NHS I was wanking about 9hrs after and having sex the next day no painkillers nothing all was great

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Absolutely no pain or discomfort at all for me. A little bruised after a day or so. Actually had sex the very next day. I suppose everyone is different.

Oh and I sat and watched the whole procedure. Was fascinated. The nurse had lovely warm hands too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pain at all. Even had a wank an hour later just put of curiosity, no pain

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

" you see a real man x"

Haa! Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no probs for me at all 12 yrs ago watched everything drove myself home work next day no bruising , it was a little uncomfortable and hurt a little if you knocked them but other than that no probs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had mine 12 months ago, only felt one of the local anesthetics go in. I sat up and watched, bit tender for 12 hours but did 16 mile walk 24 hours later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still swollen on left side

leg now black and blue on left side

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How's your op now OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the counselling with the nurse at 1.00pm on Christmas Eve.. Yay

Hopefully booked in soon after

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By *orphinCouple
over a year ago

wirral

had one a long time ago and watched them do it i then came home and finished tiling kitchen about 7yrs later i met my 2nd wife shaz who hadn't had kids so i went in and got it reversed.

it worked and we had our lad sam who is now 18.

after sam was born i went back and had it done again so i have had 2 vasectomy's and 1 reversal guess i,m a glutton for punishment,

oh and no problems or pain with any of them

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By *oth-wayMan
over a year ago

notts derby

Mine was no problem, work the next day and no effect on performance and cum just has good..

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