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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What the fuck is feltching?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

The art of sucking your cum out of a lovers bottom I believe

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

With a straw, maybe a cocktail umbrella next to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just consulted urban dictionary, and apparently, you may also require a gerbil.

What the fuck is going on in this world????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is feltching?"

Not heard this term for years lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooooooooooo I had only just got this word outta my head I'll have nightmares for days now cheers op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is feltching?"

I once had a good friend who had loads of gay mates (she was female and as lesbian as you can get) and she explained felching to me in graphic detail.

Read no further if you aren't of an iron constitution.

1. Get a gerbil.

2. Call it faggot.

3. Declaw the poor bugger.

4. Insert a strong cardboard tube into the rectum of the recipient (number one).

5. Place faggot into the tube (who likes warm and moist conditions).

6. Let faggot scrabble around massaging the prostate with his sadly stubby paws.

7. When satiated, remove faggot.

Two segues:

Richard Gere was reputed to have been admitted to hospital with a gerbil stuck up his arse many years ago.

A gay couple that were "experimenting" with this perversion couldn't get the gerbil out and silly person number two lit a match to "draw faggot to the light" completely disregarding the methane gas explosion that then took place. Faggot was blown from the tube and broke the nose of number two who was peering up it - number one suffered intestinal burns - faggot was gladly uninjured (but probably somewhat distressed).

I don't know if any of the above is actually true. It wouldn't surprise me, though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just googled it and there are 2 meanings the first is sucking your cum out of your partners anus and the other does involve small rodents!

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

"What the fuck is feltching?

I once had a good friend who had loads of gay mates (she was female and as lesbian as you can get) and she explained felching to me in graphic detail.

Read no further if you aren't of an iron constitution.

1. Get a gerbil.

2. Call it faggot.

3. Declaw the poor bugger.

4. Insert a strong cardboard tube into the rectum of the recipient (number one).

5. Place faggot into the tube (who likes warm and moist conditions).

6. Let faggot scrabble around massaging the prostate with his sadly stubby paws.

7. When satiated, remove faggot.

Two segues:

Richard Gere was reputed to have been admitted to hospital with a gerbil stuck up his arse many years ago.

I don't know if any of the above is actually true. It wouldn't surprise me, though!

Reading this has proper made me chuckle

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I never knew that rodents were involved with felching. Poor buggars!

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