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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's a good job I'm expert at wanking. The number of let downs I have had on here. If you promise to meet stick to it. Don't give a lame excuse. Anyone else had these problems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many have you had? For what reasons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just two out of 10 so far. The latest being tonight. Ended up wandering around Manchester on my own. Oh well I may pick someone up in a club lol . Still doing well though. Room booked the lot. Such it's a waste of time when I could be meeting someone else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh yes sorry. The reason tonight. Dog was sick. Come on? I know people love their dogs but really. U don't think so..

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

My dog would come before a meet. No contest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your just gonna get shit love

but yes id be fucked off as well

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Very annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you'll find these things happen to a fare few people at times.

at least you had some warning rather than no contact at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately it happens to us all. You've only been on five weeks, just wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yes sorry. The reason tonight. Dog was sick. Come on? I know people love their dogs but really. U don't think so.."

If my dog was ill I'd stay in with him rather than going to a meet. I've had him for the past 10 years. Where as a meet is only a couple of hours. Its no different to one of our kids being ill to us. He is part of the family.

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

We only do club meets now to avoid this happening, if they don't show or we aren't for each other the night isn't wasted.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've been sent a sexy photo so I'm gonna wank pretty soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

True very true I accept that. But after paying a £100 fora hotel plus some good entertainment for this classy girl I'm still chuffed off. I think I will stick to ladies who just want sex instead . On a lighter point just got talking to a beautiful red head in a club in manchester. I will keep you updated on how it goes. Here hoping lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you pay that much for a hotel when you've never met them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"True very true I accept that. But after paying a £100 fora hotel plus some good entertainment for this classy girl I'm still chuffed off. I think I will stick to ladies who just want sex instead . On a lighter point just got talking to a beautiful red head in a club in manchester. I will keep you updated on how it goes. Here hoping lol xxx"

Good luck !! :Pxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I like to do it right for a classy lady. I have been talking to her for weeks. I just wanted it to be amazing. I dont worry about expense. I don't care about the money as long as it's a special night and she leaves smiling. Wot a night it was gonna be. Lol. No matter getting on with this red head now. The room could be used after all lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just be happy for someone to agree to meet me .if they turned up bonus lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Update on last night for anyone who had commented on this post. The red head was out of this world. The night and hotel was not wasted after all. It must have been destiny. thanks for the comments. Just to leave you with a thought. If you plan to meet someone only to let them down, don't use a lame excuse, That person may have something special planned. I'm keeping it simple from now on. happy meets everyone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just two out of 10 so far. The latest being tonight. Ended up wandering around Manchester on my own. Oh well I may pick someone up in a club lol . Still doing well though. Room booked the lot. Such it's a waste of time when I could be meeting someone else"

2 out of 10 let you down....? That's an 80% success rate. Not bad going. You need to show the verifications from your successful meets too....as people see YOU are genuine they will be more genuine with you.

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By *ustyBrunette35Couple
over a year ago

birmingham


"Update on last night for anyone who had commented on this post. The red head was out of this world. The night and hotel was not wasted after all. It must have been destiny. thanks for the comments. Just to leave you with a thought. If you plan to meet someone only to let them down, don't use a lame excuse, That person may have something special planned. I'm keeping it simple from now on. happy meets everyone... "

What excuses are acceptable ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update on last night for anyone who had commented on this post. The red head was out of this world. The night and hotel was not wasted after all. It must have been destiny. thanks for the comments. Just to leave you with a thought. If you plan to meet someone only to let them down, don't use a lame excuse, That person may have something special planned. I'm keeping it simple from now on. happy meets everyone... "

good for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to cancel once because my goldfish wasn't well ...... Poor thing , it's ok he swims well on his back !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes we have had lots of time wasters from the site we now dont even bother because we see it not worth it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Update on last night for anyone who had commented on this post. The red head was out of this world. The night and hotel was not wasted after all. It must have been destiny. thanks for the comments. Just to leave you with a thought. If you plan to meet someone only to let them down, don't use a lame excuse, That person may have something special planned. I'm keeping it simple from now on. happy meets everyone...

What excuses are acceptable ? "
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How about I'm sorry I can't meet because, I have an STI, My husband has chained me to the bed, I'm recovering from major surgery, I have just given birth etc.

But not my dog is sick, my gold fish is floating upside down, my jeans wont fit as I have put on weight, or the classic I'm washing my hair lol.

Oh well it was her loss, it turned out a great night....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just two out of 10 so far. The latest being tonight. Ended up wandering around Manchester on my own. Oh well I may pick someone up in a club lol . Still doing well though. Room booked the lot. Such it's a waste of time when I could be meeting someone else

2 out of 10 let you down....? That's an 80% success rate. Not bad going. You need to show the verifications from your successful meets too....as people see YOU are genuine they will be more genuine with you."

Yes I have asked a few meets to veri me but no one as yet has taken the time. And a few of the ladies have left the site.Maybe if I'm lucky the next one will leave a glowing report lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets hope she leaves a verification..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update on last night for anyone who had commented on this post. The red head was out of this world. The night and hotel was not wasted after all. It must have been destiny. thanks for the comments. Just to leave you with a thought. If you plan to meet someone only to let them down, don't use a lame excuse, That person may have something special planned. I'm keeping it simple from now on. happy meets everyone...

What excuses are acceptable ? .

How about I'm sorry I can't meet because, I have an STI, My husband has chained me to the bed, I'm recovering from major surgery, I have just given birth etc.

But not my dog is sick, my gold fish is floating upside down, my jeans wont fit as I have put on weight, or the classic I'm washing my hair lol.

Oh well it was her loss, it turned out a great night.... "

The goldfish was a joke , but I think your going to far with the hair bit because some of us don't have much left , Thankyou very much !!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Yes I have asked a few meets to veri me but no one as yet has taken the time. And a few of the ladies have left the site.Maybe if I'm lucky the next one will leave a glowing report lol "

All that in 6 weeks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yes sorry. The reason tonight. Dog was sick. Come on? I know people love their dogs but really. U don't think so.."

i would cancel a meet if my dog was ill without even giving it a second thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Yes I have asked a few meets to veri me but no one as yet has taken the time. And a few of the ladies have left the site.Maybe if I'm lucky the next one will leave a glowing report lol

All that in 6 weeks?"

Yes I have been very lucky, I'm fortunate to live in an area were there are loads of horny ladies, mostly married women. On the plus side I work in a uniformed profession and that always goes down well. Seriously i have been very lucky. I hope it keeps up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yet your op would have us belive other wise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol at this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Yes I have asked a few meets to veri me but no one as yet has taken the time. And a few of the ladies have left the site.Maybe if I'm lucky the next one will leave a glowing report lol

All that in 6 weeks?

Yes I have been very lucky, I'm fortunate to live in an area were there are loads of horny ladies, mostly married women. On the plus side I work in a uniformed profession and that always goes down well. Seriously i have been very lucky. I hope it keeps up "

in that case what's with this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh yes sorry. The reason tonight. Dog was sick. Come on? I know people love their dogs but really. U don't think so..

i would cancel a meet if my dog was ill without even giving it a second thought "

Yes I fully understand peoples affections for their animals. But a single line text at the last minute is not good. "Dog is sick wont be there bye" That was it. A bit suspicious and lame I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this thread about trying to make the person who canceled on you jealous some how by pretending you had a meet anyway? Just take it on the chin mate, it's embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Yes I have asked a few meets to veri me but no one as yet has taken the time. And a few of the ladies have left the site.Maybe if I'm lucky the next one will leave a glowing report lol

All that in 6 weeks?

Yes I have been very lucky, I'm fortunate to live in an area were there are loads of horny ladies, mostly married women. On the plus side I work in a uniformed profession and that always goes down well. Seriously i have been very lucky. I hope it keeps up

in that case what's with this thread "

I started this thread just to have a grumble about being let down at the last minute. Now is turned into a bit of a laugh and a lot of the comments have been funny, which has, I hope made other readers smile. So what the reason for starting any thread? to converse with other Fabbers. Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't lie to them then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this thread about trying to make the person who canceled on you jealous some how by pretending you had a meet anyway? Just take it on the chin mate, it's embarrassing."

i must admit i had to have a giggle through his updates i just had images of him when he met this red head keep whipping his phone out to keep us updated

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this thread about trying to make the person who canceled on you jealous some how by pretending you had a meet anyway? Just take it on the chin mate, it's embarrassing."

Oh there is always someone to complain about a thread. I have no intention of making anyone jealous, or am I pretending anything. What is done is done. I'm just enjoying reading the comments. Yes I have took it on the chin and i have moved on. If you feel its embarrassing the don't read it. start your own thread and I will comment on yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Occasionally showing her how to verify someone...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this thread about trying to make the person who canceled on you jealous some how by pretending you had a meet anyway? Just take it on the chin mate, it's embarrassing.

i must admit i had to have a giggle through his updates i just had images of him when he met this red head keep whipping his phone out to keep us updated "

Well at least you had a giggle, job done. Its nearly Christmas every one should be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn't show any remorse about my dead goldfish well I hope I bump into you in tesco's !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You didn't show any remorse about my dead goldfish well I hope I bump into you in tesco's !!!! "

Lol I hope so. If we do bump into each other at tesco's, I will take you to the nearest pet shop and buy you a replacement. You should have let me know it was sick, I'm a trained medic I possible could have saved it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you get a verification before she leaves the site....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you tell me !!! I wouldn't of cancelled if I'd known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make sure you get a verification before she leaves the site...."

Who the gold fish to late she's gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny thread indeed. It does seem odd that from 8 "meets" not one verification?

Or is this one of the best/most subtle "look at me" threads for a while?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make sure you get a verification before she leaves the site....

Who the gold fish to late she's gone"

Lol I'm so sorry to hear of your loss would you like me to get you a new goldfish, there must be a pet shop close to us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You didn't show any remorse about my dead goldfish well I hope I bump into you in tesco's !!!! "

If it makes you feel any better, I cried when I read your post. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make sure you get a verification before she leaves the site....

Who the gold fish to late she's gone"

Stop it, I'm running out of tissues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cried for my goldfish too she was my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make sure you get a verification before she leaves the site....

Who the gold fish to late she's gone

Lol I'm so sorry to hear of your loss would you like me to get you a new goldfish, there must be a pet shop close to us lol "

It's so nice of you to offer but no I'm fine now the wife bought me ....... A tin of tuna

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funny thread indeed. It does seem odd that from 8 "meets" not one verification?

Or is this one of the best/most subtle "look at me" threads for a while?"

Everyone appear to be obsessed with verifications on this site. I understand why they are there. To be honest while I'm in mid stroke the last thing I think of Is " oh I must get verified" I don't really care, I prefer my encounters to be discreet. Besides I appear to be ok without them. If someone want's to veri me the then that's totally up to that person. I just find this thread amusing now on this rainy Sunday Afternoon. and if you think I'm just drawing attention to myself, Well who doesn't when they post on here. As I said before no harm done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make sure you get a verification before she leaves the site....

Who the gold fish to late she's gone

Lol I'm so sorry to hear of your loss would you like me to get you a new goldfish, there must be a pet shop close to us lol

It's so nice of you to offer but no I'm fine now the wife bought me ....... A tin of tuna "

Lol well if we bump into each other at tesco's we can discuss you goldfish loss on the tinned tuna section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No harm done my fish died and you say no harm done , stopdrawing attention to yourself or I'll cancell on you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make sure you get a verification before she leaves the site....

Who the gold fish to late she's gone

Lol I'm so sorry to hear of your loss would you like me to get you a new goldfish, there must be a pet shop close to us lol

Nope I'm going to Aldi instead !!!

It's so nice of you to offer but no I'm fine now the wife bought me ....... A tin of tuna

Lol well if we bump into each other at tesco's we can discuss you goldfish loss on the tinned tuna section "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No harm done my fish died and you say no harm done , stopdrawing attention to yourself or I'll cancell on you too "

At least you cant make the "my goldfish has died" excuse for cancelling me. Its dead already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No harm done my fish died and you say no harm done , stopdrawing attention to yourself or I'll cancell on you too

At least you cant make the "my goldfish has died" excuse for cancelling me. Its dead already "

You hurt my feelings besides I've got another 200 to die yet lol

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By *oveSlutForUseCouple
over a year ago

Brighton


"I like to do it right for a classy lady. I have been talking to her for weeks. I just wanted it to be amazing. I dont worry about expense. I don't care about the money as long as it's a special night and she leaves smiling. Wot a night it was gonna be. Lol. No matter getting on with this red head now. The room could be used after all lol xx"

You should probably look up "classy" as generally it isn't "pay for a hotel room".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No harm done my fish died and you say no harm done , stopdrawing attention to yourself or I'll cancell on you too

At least you cant make the "my goldfish has died" excuse for cancelling me. Its dead already

You hurt my feelings besides I've got another 200 to die yet lol "

200 dead goldfish excuses left, oh I give up, i may have to hope for a chance meeting in Aldi then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to do it right for a classy lady. I have been talking to her for weeks. I just wanted it to be amazing. I dont worry about expense. I don't care about the money as long as it's a special night and she leaves smiling. Wot a night it was gonna be. Lol. No matter getting on with this red head now. The room could be used after all lol xx

You should probably look up "classy" as generally it isn't "pay for a hotel room"."

It is if you get a free goldfish now that's classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont verify every meet lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like to do it right for a classy lady. I have been talking to her for weeks. I just wanted it to be amazing. I dont worry about expense. I don't care about the money as long as it's a special night and she leaves smiling. Wot a night it was gonna be. Lol. No matter getting on with this red head now. The room could be used after all lol xx

You should probably look up "classy" as generally it isn't "pay for a hotel room"."

Classy is a general term I use for attractive ladies. it doesn't matter if they are looking for nsa sex. I respect all the ladies I have met. As for the hotel, we all like comfort, not just a bunk up in the back of the car. Also when alcohol is consumed well what would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to do it right for a classy lady. I have been talking to her for weeks. I just wanted it to be amazing. I dont worry about expense. I don't care about the money as long as it's a special night and she leaves smiling. Wot a night it was gonna be. Lol. No matter getting on with this red head now. The room could be used after all lol xx

You should probably look up "classy" as generally it isn't "pay for a hotel room".

Classy is a general term I use for attractive ladies. it doesn't matter if they are looking for nsa sex. I respect all the ladies I have met. As for the hotel, we all like comfort, not just a bunk up in the back of the car. Also when alcohol is consumed well what would you do? "

I'd buy her fish n chips it's cheaper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like to do it right for a classy lady. I have been talking to her for weeks. I just wanted it to be amazing. I dont worry about expense. I don't care about the money as long as it's a special night and she leaves smiling. Wot a night it was gonna be. Lol. No matter getting on with this red head now. The room could be used after all lol xx

You should probably look up "classy" as generally it isn't "pay for a hotel room".

It is if you get a free goldfish now that's classy "

Now there is an idea, a free goldfish with every meet. Now that's better than any verification. I hope every house in the North West will have one soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here here then you've got a good excuse if you don't want to meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like to do it right for a classy lady. I have been talking to her for weeks. I just wanted it to be amazing. I dont worry about expense. I don't care about the money as long as it's a special night and she leaves smiling. Wot a night it was gonna be. Lol. No matter getting on with this red head now. The room could be used after all lol xx

You should probably look up "classy" as generally it isn't "pay for a hotel room".

Classy is a general term I use for attractive ladies. it doesn't matter if they are looking for nsa sex. I respect all the ladies I have met. As for the hotel, we all like comfort, not just a bunk up in the back of the car. Also when alcohol is consumed well what would you do?

I'd buy her fish n chips it's cheaper "

Fish & chips standing outside in this weather. No I would rather pleasure myself indoors

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here here then you've got a good excuse if you don't want to meet "
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Excellent, problem solved, I should have spoken to you sooner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just two out of 10 so far. The latest being tonight. Ended up wandering around Manchester on my own. Oh well I may pick someone up in a club lol . Still doing well though. Room booked the lot. Such it's a waste of time when I could be meeting someone else

2 out of 10 let you down....? That's an 80% success rate. Not bad going. You need to show the verifications from your successful meets too....as people see YOU are genuine they will be more genuine with you.

Yes I have asked a few meets to veri me but no one as yet has taken the time. And a few of the ladies have left the site.Maybe if I'm lucky the next one will leave a glowing report lol "

Invite the redhead onto fab, maybe she will verify you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol there you go thinking off yourself again , she could be hungry you tight sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No matter getting on with this red head now. The room could be used after all lol xx"

Let me get this straight, you were mid conversation with a redhead while doing updates on Fab! then got the night of your life...

my bullshitometer just broke

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Without a doubt, my dog would have come ahead of a meet. For all you know the brief text could have been as she was on her way out to take the dog to the vet.

I feel sorry for the redhead - she was obviously so captivating that you found time to update a thread on fab. Poor girl.

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By *ornysxcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Maldon

Our last confirmed meets never happened due to every one of them ending up in A&E over the last couple of months. Now some might be genuine, but seriously? Either Fabs is full of careless people or these members have the worst luck ever. Sticking to clubs from now on as a general rule.

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