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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will be used excessively in your next sexual encounter..

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

A Christmas tree with baubles and lights and things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cushion. I could very well be biting it a lot next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Christmas tree with baubles and lights and things

Photos please

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By *ovemenotWoman
over a year ago

yeovil

A dirty ashtray ??guess I am not haveing sex again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mobile phone

Will put it on vibrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A search and rescue helicopter

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Oh hang on, Mr ruggers just sat inbetween that and me, he is a much better option

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

A broken table???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The arm of sofa lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"A Christmas tree with baubles and lights and things

Photos please

Of me being used by it excessively in my next sexual encounter or just on its own?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A newspaper ermmmm I will use it as a blanky

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"A Christmas tree with baubles and lights and things

Photos please

Of me being used by it excessively in my next sexual encounter or just on its own?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote and that is not getting involved!!! Poor things have cocks thrust on them all the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blazing hot coal fire....yeah I'm not that kinky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Linen basket!, (having a bath) that may make some Japanese blokes dream come true but not for me.

Yuk!.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

The car door handle. ?? How's that going work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry,to the right of me is a ruler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Christmas tree with baubles and lights and things

Photos please

Of me being used by it excessively in my next sexual encounter or just on its own?

You're not allowed one on it's own

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"A Christmas tree with baubles and lights and things

Photos please

Of me being used by it excessively in my next sexual encounter or just on its own?

You're not allowed one on it's own

Bugger ! I will drape Mr ruggers over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The arm of sofa lol "

I balanced on one of those during sex once. It was a very wide,square one

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

The car door handle. ?? How's that going work

Take the door off? You might need a bigger orifice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Christmas tree with baubles and lights and things

Photos please

Of me being used by it excessively in my next sexual encounter or just on its own?

You're not allowed one on it's own

Bugger ! I will drape Mr ruggers over it

Sit him on the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hotel window

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

laptop screen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big black labrador

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

A tall stool

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"A Christmas tree with baubles and lights and things

Photos please

Of me being used by it excessively in my next sexual encounter or just on its own?

You're not allowed one on it's own

Bugger ! I will drape Mr ruggers over it

Sit him on the top

...I had a vision then

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A cushion with a cardi on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wall

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"A tall stool

turn it upside down and sit on it and it might just be your next sexual encounter(mind the splinters)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Christmas tree with baubles and lights and things

Photos please

Of me being used by it excessively in my next sexual encounter or just on its own?

You're not allowed one on it's own

Bugger ! I will drape Mr ruggers over it

Sit him on the top

...I had a vision then

So did I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if I said my phone with the OPs profile open on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fluffy blanket....... Might work to protect sofa from next squirter.......?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Bible.

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By *nkySwitchTV/TS
over a year ago

Stirling

Steering wheel...jings!! *might fit*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez I hope not its my dawg....she ain't my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch, I pity the fool...a playstation controller.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What if I said my phone with the OPs profile open on it?"

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can of 'Bow Dark Fruits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Kitchen Sink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lamp... Sheds some light on the subject

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

You could be right, a nice cold bottle of cider, few of those + a sexual encounter sounds like a standard Friday night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will be used excessively in your next sexual encounter..

My window?

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By *wistedtongue0220Man
over a year ago

Swansea

A fluffy cuddly snowman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To my right is Tall so you could be correct!!

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By *unlovinguy_68Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Well that's me knackered

I have a wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spaniel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fluffy cuddly snowman

Awwww that's wicked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if I said my phone with the OPs profile open on it?

Oh my

I'm writing down ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An oven glove...quite absorbent I would imagine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An engine hoist

I can see this being messy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What if I said my phone with the OPs profile open on it?

Oh my

I'm writing down ideas

Inbox me a few

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By *ig_Man76Man
over a year ago

Swanscombe

My front door hahaha

Could be interesting hmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A radiator!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hairbrush? Oh fuck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still nick

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

A pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cushion and you might be right

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

My mp3 player......might be ok for a soundtrack, but as its a teensy tiny one it won't be good for anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of wine.... Well wouldn't be the first time ive poured it on my victim and licked it back off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now a pencil. Bit of sounding maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never listen to the wireless when I wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The item directly in front of me?? Hahaha aye as if I'm going to get banned again so let's just say a packet of rizla and a lighter

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"A big black labrador

That's just way, way, way too kinky.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"A sky remote

Take a picture of it, add it too your profile and see if the guys find it as sexy the women do. (why would so many guys put them on profile if they don't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bedside cabinet and the bottom drawer has my toys

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

A desk armrest, now that has given me a great idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The co-op?!....I may get arrested..see you all after xmas lol

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

New purchases from Lovehoney.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

The Irish sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hoover! Oh my!!!

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
9 weeks ago

La La Land

Sky remote

that's doable

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By *annyboy1980Man
9 weeks ago

Rochdale

A wooden spoon 🙈🙈🙈

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By *uzzieboyMan
9 weeks ago

taunton

Sky remote

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
9 weeks ago

edinburgh

My coffee mug ,,,, hell no !

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By *cgmcgMan
9 weeks ago

kingston

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By *eb51Man
9 weeks ago

kings lynn

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
9 weeks ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

A medium sized rubbish bin

Yeah nah

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By *eb51Man
9 weeks ago

kings lynn

Blood glucose monitor

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By *weetWithATw1stWoman
9 weeks ago

MiddleofMyStreet

Relentless can and Vape... yeah fuck no haha xx

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By *NormalMan01Man
9 weeks ago

Harrogate

The washing up gloves?!?!

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By *roxhotwifecpl4funCouple
9 weeks ago

Edinburgh

A wand

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By *oson-BlueCouple
9 weeks ago

North Kent

A tea towel 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"A tea towel 🤔"

That's handy!

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

A jar of peanut butter

I mean... could work for sure

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
9 weeks ago

Rochester, Kent

A reflection of myself.

Sounds about right

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By *vaRoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Car gearstick

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By *r.ZeusMan
9 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

Pillow

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By *dalisqueWoman
9 weeks ago

land of make believe

Glass of wine

Could be worse.

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
9 weeks ago

Aberdeen

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By *ustincider888Man
9 weeks ago

Preston Ish

A can of lager and packet of nuts

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
9 weeks ago

Bristol

My laptop

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By *ustascaffMan
9 weeks ago

Merton

A random stranger sitting next to me on the bus. Shame she’s an 80 year old woman lol

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By *rikki1967ukMan
9 weeks ago

peterborough

Large cushion. She can bite into while being ridden hard and deep doggy

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By *r lotharioMan
9 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

my cue - it does have a detatchable 9" at the back if that's easier lol

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By *haringisCaring1208Couple
9 weeks ago

Lurgan

A bbq, will let it cool down a bit first

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By *ust want fun 888Man
9 weeks ago

nearby

My TV, that will be handy for porn

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By *eeshellsCouple
9 weeks ago

Reading

Cumin seeds

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By *unny girl7Woman
9 weeks ago

stoke on trent/cheshire border

A jar of coconut oil....

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By *etwife8230Couple
9 weeks ago

Newport

A vase of flowers 💐, may have a problem there

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By *r lotharioMan
9 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"A vase of flowers 💐, may have a problem there "

well you'll at least make someone sneeze

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By *etwife8230Couple
9 weeks ago

Newport

"A vase of flowers 💐, may have a problem there

well you'll at least make someone sneeze"

Or poke them with my Rose thorns x

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By *r lotharioMan
9 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

could be the rose between two somethings....

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By *eo PublicMan
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

That's the tele remote knackered then.

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By *ay6969Man
9 weeks ago

Redbridge

Baby oil 😅

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By *ucka39Man
9 weeks ago

Newcastle

Hifi and speaker system

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
9 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Pillow

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By *ozzybear1981Man
9 weeks ago

preston

Air con unit

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By *ucka39Man
9 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Pillow"

Wanna swop you women give birth could manage anything

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By *andaloriansCouple
9 weeks ago

Malvern

Well um, a blanket.....meh

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
9 weeks ago

Worcestershire

TV remote

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By *elshy44Man
9 weeks ago

rct

My vape

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