FabSwingers.com forum: Hair removal

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi folks can anyone recommend a good way of keeping smooth?? Shaving is far to much hassle plus it's the horrible rash and it seams to grow more every time. Waxing I don't think so not around my cock...! Anyone any other suggestions??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

laser

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"laser"

If you can afford to pay for it, I 100% agree that laser hair removal is the best method. Even after my first session I could see the difference. But the main benefit was that I now have no more nasty shaving rash. The place I go sees as many men as they do women btw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sounds expensive.... Where do you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet cream is best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Veet cream is best

Follow the instructions to the letter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is this stuff ok in delicate areas??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tried the veet and had to end up shaving most of it off as it didn't get removed

I hate he shaving rash it leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this stuff ok in delicate areas??"

Yes get the sensitive one read the instructions fully we always have it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"laser"

Its the only way,zap,zap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a decent epilator. Trim up top, trim v v v short everywhere else (carefully) then epilate. Pull skin tight with one hand, careful with the other.

Little sections and you are as smooth as professional waxing.

If your skin and hair is not used to waxing, do this over a couple of days because it hurts until your hair and roots get used to it and start growing through more finely.

Also, make sure you regularly exfoliate (flannel or scrunchy thing in the shower) to help prevent in growing hairs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a decent epilator. Trim up top, trim v v v short everywhere else (carefully) then epilate. Pull skin tight with one hand, careful with the other.

Little sections and you are as smooth as professional waxing.

If your skin and hair is not used to waxing, do this over a couple of days

because it hurts until your hair and

roots get used to it and start growing through more finely.

Also, make sure you regularly exfoliate (flannel or scrunchy thing in the shower) to help prevent in growing hairs."

Hmm this sounds painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurt until I got used to it.

I hated the look and feel of stubbly bits I didn't care.

I am dark haired, so shaving regrowth on me is like sandpaper. I hated it.

Great for scratching itches though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a decent epilator. Trim up top, trim v v v short everywhere else (carefully) then epilate. Pull skin tight with one hand, careful with the other.

Little sections and you are as smooth as professional waxing.

If your skin and hair is not used to waxing, do this over a couple of days because it hurts until your hair and roots get used to it and start growing through more finely.

Also, make sure you regularly exfoliate (flannel or scrunchy thing in the shower) to help prevent in growing hairs."

you know too much

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By *az191000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

Be very careful with Veet I had sensitive one got a tiny bit on my balls it burnt like hell and didn't get all the hair off the top was less than amused Tbh

and you can't swim or saunafor 3 days after

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By *ouplelookingforadultfunCouple
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

"Be very careful with Veet I had sensitive one got a tiny bit on my balls it burnt like hell and didn't get all the hair off the top was less than amused Tbh

and you can't swim or saunafor 3 days after "

My hubby has used veet for years and found the blue one the best.

But he now uses Nair, and he's hair free for at least 2 weeks after using it.

He's also used it while on holiday and had no problem swimming straight afterwards, so I expect you have very sensitive skin. X

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By *verReadyAndMinxyCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

I shave down there but not fully and would be intterested what people recommend for your further south bits. Most creams say not to be used in the private areas?

Elsewhere veet was bad for me but I like Nair better. From poundland. I find sometimes it feels better if I do it some other time than having a bath. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this stuff ok in delicate areas??"

Do a small tester patch first. I used veet sensitive on my face and got a rash, wasn't sore but did literally burn tiny holes in my face.

So like test using like a fingertip size of cream first, just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The red magic powder from amazon. Made for African mens stubble I read. Smooth balls are the way forward

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By *az191000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

"The red magic powder from amazon. Made for African mens stubble I read. Smooth balls are the way forward

Lol off to look for this sounds like it will be torture tho lol

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By *ouplelookingforadultfunCouple
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Hubby does his sack and crack and also any stray hairs that might grow up his shaft with Nair and never had a problem, and gets in a hot bath straight afterwards.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Do it properly with an open razor, man up! Don't forget to use the leather strop to ensure perfect sharpness then you'll not notice any mistakes.

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

Magic Powder, the green one with aloe vera, is fab for the very sensitive bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never heard of this magic powder?! I usually wax or epilate my bikini line and shave underneath but even with exfoliating and epilating on top, I was getting so many ingrown hairs it was ugggly. Now settling for a little fuzz on top, epilate the sides and shave underneath. My lips never seem to react badly to shaving but further back does get irritated so now I need to figure out how to effectively epilate there?! Once waxed my bum cheeks together and I stuck to everything I sat on (and yes I tried baby oil to remove it!)Probably can't be trusted to use wax there again

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By *hynottsCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Think i have to put this one back on lol

THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I laughed so hard I cried!!!

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up you lot! Pliers or a blowtorch. What any man should have in the shed!

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

So glad someone brought up the "do not put on knob and bollocks" review lol

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