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"No we dont need to know, same goes for a lot of updates we get given. People get confused between Fab and Facebook, we really dont give a shit if you been to the gym, rubbed one out, had a shag, didnt have a shag. This would get proven if there was comment box's under status's" Did you not realise this is Facebook with tits? ?? | |||
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""No fun for me this week. Looks like Mother Nature is unpacking her bags". Do we really need to know this? Yes/No?" Would you rather they tell lies! | |||
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"It's just blood " Tisn't! It has magical powers that's why we mustn't mention it. | |||
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"I don't share as a status , but I did once send a message to a guy I've met saying I couldn't meet as the decorators were in. He replied that it was ok I could go to his. Did make me smile and him laugh when I explained what it meant! " | |||
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"No we dont need to know, same goes for a lot of updates we get given. People get confused between Fab and Facebook, we really dont give a shit if you been to the gym, rubbed one out, had a shag, didnt have a shag. This would get proven if there was comment box's under status's" What should people write on their status then? | |||
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"No we dont need to know, same goes for a lot of updates we get given. People get confused between Fab and Facebook, we really dont give a shit if you been to the gym, rubbed one out, had a shag, didnt have a shag. This would get proven if there was comment box's under status's What should people write on their status then? " "Available for sex with anybody right this minute" came out top in a straw poll when men were asked what status they would like to see on a woman's profile | |||
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"No we dont need to know, same goes for a lot of updates we get given. People get confused between Fab and Facebook, we really dont give a shit if you been to the gym, rubbed one out, had a shag, didnt have a shag. This would get proven if there was comment box's under status's What should people write on their status then? "Available for sex with anybody right this minute" came out top in a straw poll when men were asked what status they would like to see on a woman's profile " LMAO! | |||
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"No we dont need to know, same goes for a lot of updates we get given. People get confused between Fab and Facebook, we really dont give a shit if you been to the gym, rubbed one out, had a shag, didnt have a shag. This would get proven if there was comment box's under status's What should people write on their status then? "Available for sex with anybody right this minute" came out top in a straw poll when men were asked what status they would like to see on a woman's profile " Now that is a surprise | |||
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"I wouldn't put it on a update BUT if I had arranged something and couldn't meet because of it. I would be honest and tell them why " This. Its not something I announce to anyone away Fab so why would I announce it on here | |||
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"I don't share as a status , but I did once send a message to a guy I've met saying I couldn't meet as the decorators were in. He replied that it was ok I could go to his. Did make me smile and him laugh when I explained what it meant! " haha, funny!! | |||
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"I don't share as a status , but I did once send a message to a guy I've met saying I couldn't meet as the decorators were in. He replied that it was ok I could go to his. Did make me smile and him laugh when I explained what it meant! " Did you have toothache aswell? | |||
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"Before I had the coil fitted I was on 2 weeks out of 4 and really really bad so if I had it would have looked like the killing fields in my bed . lolol Thank god for the coil I am not so bad now." I'm the opposite I'm having a bleed nearly every week | |||
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"Wouldn't put me off anyway. It is no more repulsive than a cut finger. " Repulsive no, messier probably!! It never fails to surprise me how many men, on here and in the vanilla world, squirm with distaste/disgust at the mention of periods - just be grateful you don't have to endure the physical side of them and get over yourselves for heaven's sake. This comment was in no way directed at the quoted poster who obviously has the maturity to be pragmatic about what is after all a perfectly normal and for the most part unavoidable bodily function!! | |||
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"I do always question myself about saying it as it is or making up some other excuse. I hate lying but I can understand that for some guys its TMI. Too Much Information. But I do say it as it is. It's mother nature, what can we do? And I usually get very horny then lol..." It can be useful to put people of wanting to meet | |||
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"I don't share as a status , but I did once send a message to a guy I've met saying I couldn't meet as the decorators were in. He replied that it was ok I could go to his. Did make me smile and him laugh when I explained what it meant! " | |||
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"Prepare to be repulsed... I once drew a heart around a gfs navel in blood when she started to menstruate during foreplay She said the nicest thing...'I dont know why, but that seems so natural.' If I am prepared to have sex then I must be prepared for, and accepting of, the worst that can happen. A bit of blood is no way the worst that can happen. " That's nice that. Can be embarassing to think your period has finished and then you realise it hasn't as well. | |||
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"Surely the idea of the 'status' is to remark about things that have some relevance to your presence on here. " I use mine for mirth; I enjoy thinking up something new everyday. | |||
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"No we dont need to know, same goes for a lot of updates we get given. People get confused between Fab and Facebook, we really dont give a shit if you been to the gym, rubbed one out, had a shag, didnt have a shag. This would get proven if there was comment box's under status's" | |||
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"I'm going to have to make a note to use this when a guy has sent 3 messages wanting to know why I can't meet him on Thursday night " | |||
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""No fun for me this week. Looks like Mother Nature is unpacking her bags". Do we really need to know this? Yes/No?" No worse than "I need to empty my balls". | |||
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"It's just blood Tisn't! It has magical powers that's why we mustn't mention it. " Shhhhh,don't tell the men. They will want some | |||
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""No fun for me this week. Looks like Mother Nature is unpacking her bags". Do we really need to know this? Yes/No?" You manned up and told us... Good for you | |||
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"I don't share as a status , but I did once send a message to a guy I've met saying I couldn't meet as the decorators were in. He replied that it was ok I could go to his. Did make me smile and him laugh when I explained what it meant! " | |||
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"I don't share as a status , but I did once send a message to a guy I've met saying I couldn't meet as the decorators were in. He replied that it was ok I could go to his. Did make me smile and him laugh when I explained what it meant! Did you have toothache aswell? " I don't know what you mean? | |||
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"Does it actually whay people put on their status? Sometimes I notice put constant drivel in their status and leave them to it. Some people put looking for fun tonight, which is very useful. On the day. 3 days later it is unhelpful. Use the status as a tool. Particulaly useful for identifying bunny boilers: "I love my new man, we are a perfect fit lol lol" 20 minutes later. "Why won't you text me" 10 minutes later. "I know you are on here" 23 minutes later. "Hands off my man bitches" 16 minutes later. "Hope you are happy together" 45 seconds later. "I'm outta here" 3 hours later. " Hope you like rabbit stew you micro cocked cheat" 6 hours later. "I love my new man..."" So so true S x | |||
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"Does it actually whay people put on their status? Sometimes I notice put constant drivel in their status and leave them to it. Some people put looking for fun tonight, which is very useful. On the day. 3 days later it is unhelpful. Use the status as a tool. Particulaly useful for identifying bunny boilers: "I love my new man, we are a perfect fit lol lol" 20 minutes later. "Why won't you text me" 10 minutes later. "I know you are on here" 23 minutes later. "Hands off my man bitches" 16 minutes later. "Hope you are happy together" 45 seconds later. "I'm outta here" 3 hours later. " Hope you like rabbit stew you micro cocked cheat" 6 hours later. "I love my new man..."" Or they put a thread up about it. Then loads of hate posts when they fall out. | |||
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"Does it actually whay people put on their status? Sometimes I notice put constant drivel in their status and leave them to it. Some people put looking for fun tonight, which is very useful. On the day. 3 days later it is unhelpful. Use the status as a tool. Particulaly useful for identifying bunny boilers: "I love my new man, we are a perfect fit lol lol" 20 minutes later. "Why won't you text me" 10 minutes later. "I know you are on here" 23 minutes later. "Hands off my man bitches" 16 minutes later. "Hope you are happy together" 45 seconds later. "I'm outta here" 3 hours later. " Hope you like rabbit stew you micro cocked cheat" 6 hours later. "I love my new man..."" | |||
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" I usually get very horny then lol... I had a girlfriend that, when she came on, had a brief period (forgive the pun) in the middle, when she wouldn't bleed, and was like a frigging animal she was sooo horny, couldn't get enough. I used to look forward to her periods, I knew I was going to get seriously fucked, albeit only briefly. " I get like that too. 3 or 4 days b4 mine I am insatible. But once Lady Time comes, stay away!! Grrrrrr. Xx | |||
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"I get really premenstrual. I'll fuck you and bite your head off. " As long as it's not our cock you're biting off. Then all good. | |||
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"I get really premenstrual. I'll fuck you and bite your head off. As long as it's not our cock you're biting off. Then all good. " Phthump!!! ...... | |||
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"Some woman in my local area announced she couldn't play cause she had the shits, very classy " Would you rather have found out during a meet with her??? | |||
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"Does it actually whay people put on their status? Sometimes I notice put constant drivel in their status and leave them to it. Some people put looking for fun tonight, which is very useful. On the day. 3 days later it is unhelpful. Use the status as a tool. Particulaly useful for identifying bunny boilers: "I love my new man, we are a perfect fit lol lol" 20 minutes later. "Why won't you text me" 10 minutes later. "I know you are on here" 23 minutes later. "Hands off my man bitches" 16 minutes later. "Hope you are happy together" 45 seconds later. "I'm outta here" 3 hours later. " Hope you like rabbit stew you micro cocked cheat" 6 hours later. "I love my new man..."" | |||
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""No fun for me this week. Looks like Mother Nature is unpacking her bags". Do we really need to know this? Yes/No?" Yes. Some men like ot and some don't. Therefore, it's best to advertise it so they are informed before they message. Also, your post reads like it's a nasty thing. Why? | |||
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"Does it actually whay people put on their status? Sometimes I notice put constant drivel in their status and leave them to it. Some people put looking for fun tonight, which is very useful. On the day. 3 days later it is unhelpful. Use the status as a tool. Particulaly useful for identifying bunny boilers: "I love my new man, we are a perfect fit lol lol" 20 minutes later. "Why won't you text me" 10 minutes later. "I know you are on here" 23 minutes later. "Hands off my man bitches" 16 minutes later. "Hope you are happy together" 45 seconds later. "I'm outta here" 3 hours later. " Hope you like rabbit stew you micro cocked cheat" 6 hours later. "I love my new man..."" And that's just the bi men | |||
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"Does it actually whay people put on their status? Sometimes I notice put constant drivel in their status and leave them to it. Some people put looking for fun tonight, which is very useful. On the day. 3 days later it is unhelpful. Use the status as a tool. Particulaly useful for identifying bunny boilers: "I love my new man, we are a perfect fit lol lol" 20 minutes later. "Why won't you text me" 10 minutes later. "I know you are on here" 23 minutes later. "Hands off my man bitches" 16 minutes later. "Hope you are happy together" 45 seconds later. "I'm outta here" 3 hours later. " Hope you like rabbit stew you micro cocked cheat" 6 hours later. "I love my new man..." " | |||
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"I don't share as a status , but I did once send a message to a guy I've met saying I couldn't meet as the decorators were in. He replied that it was ok I could go to his. Did make me smile and him laugh when I explained what it meant! " | |||
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"FFs its just extra lube " | |||
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"FFs its just extra lube " yes but would you suck a guy after he dipped it in you ? | |||
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"Should we say we are washing our hair? Its 2014 for goodness sake, its nothing to be ashamed of!!" No just add that you have just taken up bicycling, horse riding, tennis and swimming in your status. | |||
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"Do we need to know half the crap that people announce in their statuses ~ No. It's upto the individual what they do and it can act as a useful filter!" | |||
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"Yes. Some men love to entertain a lady when she is entertaining aunt flo. " Aunt Flo - never heard it called this but made me chuckle | |||
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"FFs its just extra lube " | |||
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"FFs its just extra lube " Actually...it isnt. It actually dries and makes the pussy less slippery. No reason not to wack spme lube in though...just to ease the rails | |||
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"When I'm on mine and get a message asking to meet when I say no thanks I then get questioned.... why?? Etc sometimes its just easier to say I'm on my period!" This . Ditto | |||
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"FFs its just extra lube yes but would you suck a guy after he dipped it in you ? " I don't like the taste of lube | |||
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"When I'm on mine and get a message asking to meet when I say no thanks I then get questioned.... why?? Etc sometimes its just easier to say I'm on my period! This . Ditto " Why say anything? Leave it at "no thanks". | |||
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"'On the blob' is the correct term round our way " Tomato Boats in, Lionel Messi (on me 'ead son) or Up on bricks round here. | |||
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"Before I had the coil fitted I was on 2 weeks out of 4 and really really bad so if I had it would have looked like the killing fields in my bed . lolol Thank god for the coil I am not so bad now. I'm the opposite I'm having a bleed nearly every week " I did with the coil really badly to the point of passing out it was heaven when it got removed | |||
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""No fun for me this week. Looks like Mother Nature is unpacking her bags". Do we really need to know this? Yes/No? No worse than "I need to empty my balls"." Exactly! | |||
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"I don't have periods just putting it out there " Me neither | |||
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"I personally don't, no, but it's no different to announcing "I've got man flu" is it, since it's nothing to be ashamed of being a natural bodily function and all." Man flu?? If he had man flu theres no way he could be on fab never mind on a meet....lom | |||
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"It's just blood " The trouble is if I see blood I faint | |||
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"I don't have periods just putting it out there Me neither " Me either | |||
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"I don't have periods just putting it out there Me neither Me either " we don't have rag week here either | |||
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"Well,I've had a hysterectomy and still bleed. Imagine how annoying that is. Even my doctors looked surprised,he asked if I'm taking contraception " If you no longer have any endometrium there is nowhere for you to bleed from! There is a chance if there is any cervix remaining that you have some endometriosis and the blood comes from there, would be very scant though.Ask for a gynae referral ASAP | |||
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""No fun for me this week. Looks like Mother Nature is unpacking her bags". Do we really need to know this? Yes/No?" Was it what a TV replied, as a nice put down? | |||
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"Well,I've had a hysterectomy and still bleed. Imagine how annoying that is. Even my doctors looked surprised,he asked if I'm taking contraception If you no longer have any endometrium there is nowhere for you to bleed from! There is a chance if there is any cervix remaining that you have some endometriosis and the blood comes from there, would be very scant though.Ask for a gynae referral ASAP " I have my cervix and endometriosis. I was told I might still have a little bleeding. A little yes,that lasted 5 days this month | |||
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"Well,I've had a hysterectomy and still bleed. Imagine how annoying that is. Even my doctors looked surprised,he asked if I'm taking contraception If you no longer have any endometrium there is nowhere for you to bleed from! There is a chance if there is any cervix remaining that you have some endometriosis and the blood comes from there, would be very scant though.Ask for a gynae referral ASAP I have my cervix and endometriosis. I was told I might still have a little bleeding. A little yes,that lasted 5 days this month " Bummer | |||
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"I wouldn't put it on a update BUT if I had arranged something and couldn't meet because of it. I would be honest and tell them why " this | |||
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