FabSwingers.com forum: Sick to death Tuesday...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's annoyed you this morning/today? For me tuesday is the 'moaniest' day of the week, utter cause for man period AKA testicle tension, my annoyance this morning is people moaning about the amount of 'cock pics' on someones profile.

For a sexually orientated website, it's going to happen and be expected; so why don't we all just accept it and 'get over it'. Find who you like and get on with your own business and fuck their brains out. There's my rant over

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"What's annoyed you this morning/today? For me tuesday is the 'moaniest' day of the week, utter cause for man period AKA testicle tension, my annoyance this morning is people moaning about the amount of 'cock pics' on someones profile.

Calm down dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing annoys me really. I like grumpy people.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Nothing annoys me really. I like grumpy people.

loads of things annoy me mostly today my croissant being a bit stale. I solved that problem by putting an inch of Lurpack and three inches of cherry jam on it though so its all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing annoys me really. I like grumpy people.

loads of things annoy me mostly today my croissant being a bit stale. I solved that problem by putting an inch of Lurpack and three inches of cherry jam on it though so its all good

Ok now I'm annoyed. I'm hungry and it's a bit early to get my butty out.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

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"Nothing annoys me really. I like grumpy people.

loads of things annoy me mostly today my croissant being a bit stale. I solved that problem by putting an inch of Lurpack and three inches of cherry jam on it though so its all good

Ok now I'm annoyed. I'm hungry and it's a bit early to get my butty out.

I sincerely hope "get my butty out" isn't some sort of hideous euphemism my good woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing annoys me really. I like grumpy people.

loads of things annoy me mostly today my croissant being a bit stale. I solved that problem by putting an inch of Lurpack and three inches of cherry jam on it though so its all good

Ok now I'm annoyed. I'm hungry and it's a bit early to get my butty out.

I sincerely hope "get my butty out" isn't some sort of good euphemism my hideous woman! "

Fixed your typo.

Going to get my fingers in my bag and see what comes up.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Nothing annoys me really. I like grumpy people.

loads of things annoy me mostly today my croissant being a bit stale. I solved that problem by putting an inch of Lurpack and three inches of cherry jam on it though so its all good

Ok now I'm annoyed. I'm hungry and it's a bit early to get my butty out.

I sincerely hope "get my butty out" isn't some sort of good euphemism my hideous woman!

Fixed your typo.

Going to get my fingers in my bag and see what comes up.

Much needed laughter this end

Euphemise away, I believe it should be compulsory

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

What's annoyed me this morning?

The contractor was meant to start work on our new drive this morning so I took a day off work, they haven't turned up!

Now I'm in a really shitty mood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For a sexually orientated website, it's going to happen and be expected; so why don't we all just accept it and 'get

over it'. Find who you like and get on with your own business and fuck their brains out. There's my rant over

Calm down dear

Sorry

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..

I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

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"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..

I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad

certainly potential for that when they ask if you want butter spread on your butty ..?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..

I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad

certainly potential for that when they ask if you want butter spread on your butty ..?

the possibilities are endless!Sauce on your butty madam? Sausage butty love? Shall I slice your butty? Hours of fun

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..

I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad

certainly potential for that when they ask if you want butter spread on your butty ..?

the possibilities are endless!Sauce on your butty madam? Sausage butty love? Shall I slice your butty? Hours of fun

true..

getting peckish now ..

probably just have a roll though..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..

I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad

certainly potential for that when they ask if you want butter spread on your butty ..?

the possibilities are endless!Sauce on your butty madam? Sausage butty love? Shall I slice your butty? Hours of fun

true..

getting peckish now ..

probably just have a roll though..

I was just about to get my baps out and fill them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..

I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad

"Euphemising like mad." Oo-er missus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..

I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad

certainly potential for that when they ask if you want butter spread on your butty ..?

the possibilities are endless!Sauce on your butty madam? Sausage butty love? Shall I slice your butty? Hours of fun

true..

getting peckish now ..

probably just have a roll though..

I was just about to get my baps out and fill them

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oh no not more breasts I can't take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling your testicle tension. Do you feel better for unloading on this thread? Your profile name is great. (Her typing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind a cock or two it's the cats that are driving me nuts today. They are playing football with the lid off a sports juice drink on wooden floors

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..

I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad

certainly potential for that when they ask if you want butter spread on your butty ..?

the possibilities are endless!Sauce on your butty madam? Sausage butty love? Shall I slice your butty? Hours of fun

true..

getting peckish now ..

probably just have a roll though..

I was just about to get my baps out and fill them

Mayonaisse or err salad cream with them?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm still trying to get over my dose of man flu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For a sexually orientated website, it's going to happen and be expected; so why don't we all just accept it and 'get

over it'. Find who you like and get on with your own business and fuck their brains out. There's my rant over

I'm feeling your testicle tension. Do you feel better for unloading on this thread? Your profile name is great. (Her typing)

I feel much more relieved now thanks

and hungry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

defo don"t fuck him!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..

I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad

"Euphemising like mad." Oo-er missus!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..

I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad

certainly potential for that when they ask if you want butter spread on your butty ..?

the possibilities are endless!Sauce on your butty madam? Sausage butty love? Shall I slice your butty? Hours of fun

true..

getting peckish now ..

probably just have a roll though..

I was just about to get my baps out and fill them

oh no not more breasts I can't take it

I know its all these women do picture after picture of their breasts, no wonder no one ever contacts them

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..

I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad

certainly potential for that when they ask if you want butter spread on your butty ..?

the possibilities are endless!Sauce on your butty madam? Sausage butty love? Shall I slice your butty? Hours of fun

true..

getting peckish now ..

probably just have a roll though..

I was just about to get my baps out and fill them

Mayonaisse or err salad cream with them?"

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