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"Aforementioned cock pic must be photographed against a sky remote. Don't subscribe to sky?? Well you must!! or your profile will be deleted. (Lynx cans are a viable option for those with a poor credit rating/even smaller cock)" Yep great tip, how could i have missed that one | |||
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" And I can't believe we're the first to mention it, don't forget to compare your cock to a sky remote control." And don't bother reading profiles or previous posts | |||
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"I have had thousands of meets with couples and fems on the site and here are some of my tips to help you newbies: 1. Have plenty of cock pics on your profile,once they see your cock they are not going to be interested in a face pic. 2.Use a zoom on your camera to make your cock look bigger in your pics. 3. Why write a long email and read a profile, a short "fancy a fuck" email cut and pasted in always works.Its a numbers game, send a 100 out and only 1 has to bite. Just a bit of fun, add any tips i have missed. " You forgot to say that you want bareback sex. That always works | |||
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"Don't forget, if they say no they'll definitely change their mind if you pester them. Millions of toddlers can't be wrong " So true !! | |||
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"Put as little information as possible on your profile. That way u can tell every woman or couple that you are looking for exactly the same as her/them " | |||
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"refer to yourself as a Professional. (hey, getting out of bed and writing up 2 weeks worth of jobsearches in 10 minutes just before you sign on is a bona-fide skill in itself)" you've blown it everyone knows you have spelt proffessional rong dohhh you.... Yea.....yea. Don't forget clean undies and a tidy room in your pics, get your mum to sort it for you | |||
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"Tell them you like a long walk on the beach after sex, even though a beach isnt near, you still like walking. Plus a complimentary cocktail through your kitchen hatch will be provided post bang. Maybe enquire about a first meet, over a romantic KFC bucket and a quick nosh in the back of your nissan micra. " This sounds great!!! | |||
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