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What is the funniest message you have sent or recieved?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am curious what is the funniest messages people have sent or recieved. Mine was a guy saying he loves me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had," see you had another meet, can't believe you've cheated on us both" haha made us laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like you have a wide cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You look like you have a wide cunt."
One of the funniest I've received yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After I had rejected an any hole is a goal message with no he replied with....you must be frigid! If only he knew what I had been doing the day before!!!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

All of my messages are hilarious

Have received some very amusing versions of 'Bugger off Shrek' in return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a guy asking if I would fart on him, just had one asking if he could have my Kik so he could send a video of him spunking that was a difficult one yo turn down!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of my messages are hilarious

Have received some very amusing versions of 'Bugger off Shrek' in return. "

I don't remember saying that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After I had rejected an any hole is a goal message with no he replied with....you must be frigid! If only he knew what I had been doing the day before!!! "

De frosting the fridge ?

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I don't know if you'd call it funny or strange,but........

Around 3yrs ago I was chatting to this girl,this is what she told me ;

I'm 39 I've never had children so I'm little down there

I'm a 6 foot blond,size 10

I'll pick you up at the airport.... I love you,you can come and live with me.....

She'd sent me pictures. I told my mates in Turkey, non of them believed me. One said it'll be a man a few said it's a wind up..... But I'm an optimist. I told her what time my flight landed and told her to wait in the garage instead of paying airport parking charges.... Lo and behold there she was waiting for me...... And everything she told me about herself was true....... Quite often fact is stranger than fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After I had rejected an any hole is a goal message with no he replied with....you must be frigid! If only he knew what I had been doing the day before!!!

De frosting the fridge ? "

lol yes and cleaning behind it too!!!

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"You look like you have a wide cunt."

That is genuinely hilarious! Was that the entirety of the message?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Apologies if I sound like a killjoy but shouldn't private messages remain just that.....private? no matter whether funny or not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies if I sound like a killjoy but shouldn't private messages remain just that.....private? no matter whether funny or not?"

No names are mentioned, it's a laugh. Try it sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies if I sound like a killjoy but shouldn't private messages remain just that.....private? no matter whether funny or not?

No names are mentioned, it's a laugh. Try it sometimes "

That made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had what's app messeges of their dogs and even a pic of what they were then eating for their tea was weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You look like you have a wide cunt.

That is genuinely hilarious! Was that the entirety of the message?"
That was it ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I politely declined a meet with a guy as he was a smoker and too far anyway, both reasons he'd have realised had he of read my profile then he got abusive and told me it was my loss as I'd missed out on a massive cock. I replied saying yes it seems I have, thank god for that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you drive 80 miles to pick me up please, I'll be in the church yard, bring vodka, shave everywhere. Drop me home as well, there's a dear"

The funny bit is is that i fell for it!!!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"I don't know if you'd call it funny or strange,but........

Around 3yrs ago I was chatting to this girl,this is what she told me ;

I'm 39 I've never had children so I'm little down there

I'm a 6 foot blond,size 10

I'll pick you up at the airport.... I love you,you can come and live with me.....

She'd sent me pictures. I told my mates in Turkey, non of them believed me. One said it'll be a man a few said it's a wind up..... But I'm an optimist. I told her what time my flight landed and told her to wait in the garage instead of paying airport parking charges.... Lo and behold there she was waiting for me...... And everything she told me about herself was true....... Quite often fact is stranger than fiction "

Did you go live with her Are you still with her now ?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


""Could you drive 80 miles to pick me up please, I'll be in the church yard, bring vodka, shave everywhere. Drop me home as well, there's a dear"

The funny bit is is that i fell for it!!!"

Oh my did you really ? Was it worth the effort and expense

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

"She has all the tits. Tell her I worship the tits. Tell her."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Could you drive 80 miles to pick me up please, I'll be in the church yard, bring vodka, shave everywhere. Drop me home as well, there's a dear"

The funny bit is is that i fell for it!!!

Oh my did you really ? Was it worth the effort and expense "

Yes I did - and No, it really wasn't

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"You look like you have a wide cunt.

That is genuinely hilarious! Was that the entirety of the message? That was it ! Lol"

Well, Polonius did say that brevity was the soul of wit. They obviously took it to heart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my boss telling me to get back to work and stop being on here perving lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my boss telling me to get back to work and stop being on here perving lol"

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By *he Master JMan
over a year ago

Southall


"my boss telling me to get back to work and stop being on here perving lol

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I was asked if I could organise k nine as she had tried it in a club in Germany

The block button came in very handy

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By *empsey and hotpieceMan
over a year ago

North west

Had a message saying my fanny is symmetrical ,,,,,that's a compliment right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a message saying my fanny is symmetrical ,,,,,that's a compliment right?"

Depends which way you look at it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On cam in chat I used to often have a guy asking to see me dry my hair or to show him my hairdryer. No idea why....odd!!

MissD

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


""She has all the tits. Tell her I worship the tits. Tell her."

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I love this! I once got 'u do anal 4 me lol' as an opening message. Plus one to our couples profile 'I want to wank over her. Can I please?' which considering it's usually me answering the mail (as stated on our profile) did amuse me.

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