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where do you measure a cock from?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

* * * * The start

* * * * The balls

only so many of those inches gunna count pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone knows you measure from your arse hole, why do think there are a lot of 9 inch cocks on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the top that the use able size

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone knows you measure from your arse hole, why do think there are a lot of 9 inch cocks on here "

pmsl i just always wondered when seeing tape measure pics on here fpr 9 inch cocks once you take 2 off for ball slamming its 7 really lol.... unless u have saggy flacid ballslol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From the top that the use able size "

Makes perfect sense, thanks for clearing that one up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some start from the bellybutton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone knows you measure from your arse hole, why do think there are a lot of 9 inch cocks on here "

BRILLIANT!!!

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By *otnolongerwifeCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

My husband told me you measure from your kneecap. Have I been duped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sad enough or insecure enough to feel the need to measure mine.

It works when it has to and I measure it's success by the pleasure it gives.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not sad enough or insecure enough to feel the need to measure mine.

It works when it has to and I measure it's success by the pleasure it gives."

im not asking who doesnt.... :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In maths at school they now teach kids to measure in inches or sky remote controls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In maths at school they now teach kids to measure in inches or sky remote controls "

Or cans of beer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a very simple 3 step process.....

1. Think of a length you'd like it to be

2. Type that number into your profile

3. Hope she doesn't notice when you meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol I always measure mine from the base.. those that say they are well endowed measure it from their ass to add 3 more inches lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where its measured from makes little difference, its whether its measured in man inches or imperial inches that counts.

I'm with Mr Naughty Twosome when it comes to the measurement that really matters

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

From the beak to the end of the tail feathers.

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"* * * * The start

* * * * The balls

only so many of those inches gunna count pmsl"

one can easily boats of his size...10 inches....of which 4 inces are of balls...lol

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"It's a very simple 3 step process.....

1. Think of a length you'd like it to be

2. Type that number into your profile

3. Hope she doesn't notice when you meet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say from a comfy chair in living room

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By *osmicsMan
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Some measure from their forehead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The back of the Garden Shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The distance from the floor!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some measure from their forehead "

my favourite answer lol some are tedious

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

The back of my throat, lol xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My ankle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head to toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something totally different

A friend built a house but in error it was 2 metres to closer to the road than what he was allowed to build. A planning officer was coming out to inspect - feared that he be told to knock down a new house - asked a friend for help. Cut 2 metres off the tape and rejoined it.

Planning officer came out - got all the nice a ties out of the way tea good choc biscuit wife dress sexy but nothing to much. Got planning office to hold his tape. Bingo passed with flying colours.

That's how u measure a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good question. I think I'm going to ask the next 3 girls I meet. ( which will probably take about a year the way this site seems to work) and use the average.

The length may vary slightly but I'm confident the girth will be impressive anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone knows you measure from your arse hole, why do think there are a lot of 9 inch cocks on here "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something totally different

A friend built a house but in error it was 2 metres to closer to the road than what he was allowed to build. A planning officer was coming out to inspect - feared that he be told to knock down a new house - asked a friend for help. Cut 2 metres off the tape and rejoined it.

Planning officer came out - got all the nice a ties out of the way tea good choc biscuit wife dress sexy but nothing to much. Got planning office to hold his tape. Bingo passed with flying colours.

That's how u measure a cock "

Brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bottom of the sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to have a surveyor measure mine using one of those wheel things. I'm currently 2 acres!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From some of claims on here, start from the other side of the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone knows you measure from your arse hole, why do think there are a lot of 9 inch cocks on here

"
hehe hey a fisherman's tale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a very simple 3 step process.....

1. Think of a length you'd like it to be

2. Type that number into your profile

3. Hope she doesn't notice when you meet"

If she does, tell her it shrunk in the bath

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Beak to tail feathers

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've one of those special man rulers,... It starts at 5 inches you can call me tommy ten inch though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On who it's attached to and how it can perform !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a "fishermans" tape. Google it, they are available. It is marked in inches....but each

"Inch" is in fact only 2cm (so 20%smaller than real) In this way 4" real size comes up as 5" and 6" (average size statistically) comes up as 7.5".

I'm sure I've spotted a few of these tapes on some of the dodgy cock pics!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Use a "fishermans" tape. Google it, they are available. It is marked in inches....but each

"Inch" is in fact only 2cm (so 20%smaller than real) In this way 4" real size comes up as 5" and 6" (average size statistically) comes up as 7.5".

I'm sure I've spotted a few of these tapes on some of the dodgy cock pics!"

Or as the one handed fisherman said. 'It was this big.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you measured from the ground?!

No wonder people are surprised when I tell them the length is over 12 inches!

Wait.

Oh no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From the beak to the end of the tail feathers."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone knows you measure from your arse hole, why do think there are a lot of 9 inch cocks on here "

Fuck, I've just done that and I'm a frigging elephant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use a "fishermans" tape. Google it, they are available. It is marked in inches....but each

"Inch" is in fact only 2cm (so 20%smaller than real) In this way 4" real size comes up as 5" and 6" (average size statistically) comes up as 7.5".

I'm sure I've spotted a few of these tapes on some of the dodgy cock pics!"

Brilliant. That would mean that mine would be 8 and 3/4 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beak to tail feathers "

Love it!

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By *edro71Man
over a year ago

newcastle under lyme

Surely it's measured with a sky remote or deodorant can!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoulder blades I am 25"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum to bellybutton.

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By *now white1000Woman
over a year ago

York

i thought it was your height divided by by your waist, multiplied by 2,add 15 and divide by shoe size, round up to next full number, multiply by 3.

(must be why so many claims are proven drastically false in the flesh)

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

From my labia to my cervix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From my labia to my cervix. "

Lol... Not sure I'd get that far!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"From my labia to my cervix.

Lol... Not sure I'd get that far! "

Hm thanks.

I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol I measure mine from the base and that's the only correct way to measure it, those that does it from the ass have 9" cos it adds 3" to sound bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From my labia to my cervix.

Lol... Not sure I'd get that far!

Hm thanks.

I think! "

Lol - that was more self-deprecating than insulting.

I promise x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the tip of your chin . No seriously as has been said from the top to the tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does not matter how often you measure it, it will not get any bigger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It does not matter how often you measure it, it will not get any bigger. "

eh? whos on about how many

im talking methods of measuring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use the centimetres side of the tape measure to make me feel better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* * * * The start

* * * * The balls

only so many of those inches gunna count pmsl"
think you just have to let me put it in and see if it has desired affect ,it's the only way of truly measuring it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just compare it to the sky remote a lot of guys on here seem to do that

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By *ornholerMan
over a year ago

Burnley

saw a TV in chat stating that his boyfriend is 15 inches. i'll get him to measure mine

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By *roucho43Man
over a year ago

Selby

Mines 9". Look at it three times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here mine - and nothing to do with sex

A friend built a house but in error it was 2 metres to closer to the road than what he was allowed to build. A planning officer was coming out to inspect - feared that he be told to knock down a new house - asked a friend for help. Cut 2 metres off the tape and rejoined it he was told. Failing that apply for retention.

Planning officer came out - got all the nice a ties out of the way. tea - coffee good choc biscuit wife dress sexy but nothing to much. Got the kids to be on the best of behaviour asking him all energy saving tips etc.Got planning office to hold his tape. Bingo passed with flying colours.

That's how u measure a cock

Ha only in Ireland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone knows you measure from your arse hole, why do think there are a lot of 9 inch cocks on here "

I start just a tad further back. Just to have a running start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol I measure mine from the base and that's the only correct way to measure it, those that does it from the ass have 9" cos it adds 3" to sound bigger "

Oh my big boy...you are clever!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure mine in millimetres that was it sounds as though I'm huge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure mine from feet of the closest person to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the bathroom through into the bedroom

Ba boom cha.

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By *uper_gMan
over a year ago

london

Start counting from 3inches!!

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK


"I think some start from the bellybutton "

LMAO. .... That's brill.

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK


"On who it's attached to and how it can perform !! "

Now that's sounds like a very sensible answer.

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By *zeye73Man
over a year ago

Amersham

My cock my not be 12 inches but it smells like a foot

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By *iM4kinkMan
over a year ago

San Antonio


"Where its measured from makes little difference, its whether its measured in man inches or imperial inches that counts.

I'm with Mr Naughty Twosome when it comes to the measurement that really matters "

Yes i agree completely, the inches seldom matter to me. As long as the shaft is a measurable 7" or more from the topside, starting from the well groomed navel to the tip of the hopefully noticebly fat mushroom helmet. But my prefered method of measurement is much more pleasurable in my opinion.

I like to measure cocks from the back of my throat to how close i can get my hopefully tightly stretched lips to their balls. If i can't manage to get my lips forced all the way down to a guys balls before gagging so hard i have to pull my mouth back up his thick, sloppy spit andprecum soaked shaft than i'm usually satisfied regardless of what size the guy told me his cock is. However i do have a secondary method which i ALWAYS find pleasing when unable to accomplish my " rule of thumb " or rule of throat method. MMM mmmm...I warn anyone attemting this method of cock measurement, it is usually or at least should be quite messy when performed correctly. You begin by placing yourself down between the guys legs assumming a some what submissive position. My " rule of throat " method may be performed from any position. This method is best performed as i've described thus far. At this point take the guys cock into your mouth and suck him till his cock is as thick and hard as you can get it. At this point if you are not having difficulty remembering your original intention your measuring his cock incorrectly or his cock very well may be to small.

I have to go now but if anyone wants to hear the completion of this cock measuring method please contact me. And remember that mentally exciting your partner/s is directly related to your mutual pleasure hehehe...and anticipation is'nt only important when enjoying ketchup, the tease is as delicious as the orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His head to his toes

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK


"It's a very simple 3 step process.....

1. Think of a length you'd like it to be

2. Type that number into your profile

3. Hope she doesn't notice when you meet"

Lol. That's brilliant

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK


"The back of my throat, lol xx"

Mmm as long as it would be the back of your throat lol. wishful thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is measured in Ooohs and aahhs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* * * * The start

* * * * The balls

only so many of those inches gunna count pmsl"
The opening of my pussy normally.

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By *ilth84Man
over a year ago

Stafford

3.142 x radius(squared) or by fluid ounces.

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By *gm6969Man
over a year ago

Watford

'O my god'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

End of our road lol

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