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What's the worst chatup line you've had?!

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By *ouplelookingforadultfun OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

We had one the other day, from a couple, which said......."We'd love to check your breasts for lumps" (as in breast cancer)!!!!!

What's the worst ones you've all had?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ello darlin one lump or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to get your pregnant".

This type of message causes me trauma as the last thing i want at my age is more bloody kids to cockblock me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were stranded on a deserted island what would you take with you ,you coz your eternal love would get me through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have this dance ,no, well I'll only ask once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have this dance ,no, well I'll only ask once "

That's actually funny, bit weird but funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey walk this way ,look if I could walk that way I would get arrested

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