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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fucking spider on the curtains. Thrown all the bath toys at it and it's still here. I don't mind them if they run off and hide but this one is stubborn.

Looks like I'll have to get the Hoover out.

Gross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking spider on the curtains. Thrown all the bath toys at it and it's still here. I don't mind them if they run off and hide but this one is stubborn.

Looks like I'll have to get the Hoover out.

Gross. "

think of the flies he is eating while sat there minding his own business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe hey furniture polish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just me that finds it funny for a dominatrix to be scared of a little spider lol V xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as humans don't like being waxed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking spider on the curtains. Thrown all the bath toys at it and it's still here. I don't mind them if they run off and hide but this one is stubborn.

Looks like I'll have to get the Hoover out.

Gross. "

Hairspray

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's not little. It's big and hairy. Those are the worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill it with fire!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kill it with fire! "

Great idea! As it's sitting on my curtains. I'm sure that's not a fire risk at all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave it alone and stop being a bunch of murderous bullies and cowards

Get something to capture it in that won't hurt it and let it go outside, such beautiful and fascinating creatures

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Any update on spidergate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kill it with fire!

Great idea! As it's sitting on my curtains. I'm sure that's not a fire risk at all?"

That meme really only works when you can post the picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking spider on the curtains. Thrown all the bath toys at it and it's still here. I don't mind them if they run off and hide but this one is stubborn.

Looks like I'll have to get the Hoover out.

Gross.

Hairspray "

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By *horshiperMan
over a year ago

London


"Kill it with fire!

Great idea! As it's sitting on my curtains. I'm sure that's not a fire risk at all?"

Get a sub round to take care of it for you

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By *couser83Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

They do say on average humans swallow 8 spiders a year while we are asleep.

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By *horshiperMan
over a year ago

London


"They do say on average humans swallow 8 spiders a year while we are asleep. "

Apparently that is bollox its some urban legend or so i was told

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By *couser83Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"They do say on average humans swallow 8 spiders a year while we are asleep.

Apparently that is bollox its some urban legend or so i was told "

So you hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They do say on average humans swallow 8 spiders a year while we are asleep.

Apparently that is bollox its some urban legend or so i was told

So you hope "

Wouldn't the spider realise there air coming out of your mouth and think "it a bit drafty on here. I'll find somewhere lay my eggs." ???

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

The spider will have long gone, what you're seeing is his old skin.

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By *couser83Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"They do say on average humans swallow 8 spiders a year while we are asleep.

Apparently that is bollox its some urban legend or so i was told

So you hope

Wouldn't the spider realise there air coming out of your mouth and think "it a bit drafty on here. I'll find somewhere lay my eggs." ??? "

Spiders look for a nice dark moist place to lay eggs. Perfect place for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The spider will have long gone, what you're seeing is his old skin."

No it did move. Just an inch or 2.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They do say on average humans swallow 8 spiders a year while we are asleep.

Apparently that is bollox its some urban legend or so i was told

So you hope

Wouldn't the spider realise there air coming out of your mouth and think "it a bit drafty on here. I'll find somewhere lay my eggs." ???

Spiders look for a nice dark moist place to lay eggs. Perfect place for it"

I'm not talking to you anymore!

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

[Removed by poster at 26/11/14 14:54:12]

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"Fucking spider on the curtains. Thrown all the bath toys at it and it's still here. I don't mind them if they run off and hide but this one is stubborn.

Looks like I'll have to get the Hoover out.

Gross. "

Spider, spider on the wall.

Ain't you got no sense at all?

Can't you see the walls been plastered?

Now you're stuck you silly bastard

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By *itzWoman
over a year ago

south wales

the big hairy ones are house spiders. They can live for 5 years. Amazing.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"the big hairy ones are house spiders. They can live for 5 years. Amazing."

And they have big, big families

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the big hairy ones are house spiders. They can live for 5 years. Amazing."
only if you don't splat them first get the tea towel out and give it one

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"the big hairy ones are house spiders. They can live for 5 years. Amazing.

And they have big, big families "

That get together and plot revenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the poor guy alone, spiders have feelings too, they do a fine job of catching flies. Just because he's hairy and ugly doesn't make him, or her before you all jump in me, a bad spidy. Catch him and put him outside

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By *horshiperMan
over a year ago

London


"Leave the poor guy alone, spiders have feelings too, they do a fine job of catching flies. Just because he's hairy and ugly doesn't make him, or her before you all jump in me, a bad spidy. Catch him and put him outside "

hairy and ugly - lol i thought you were talking about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking spider on the curtains. Thrown all the bath toys at it and it's still here. I don't mind them if they run off and hide but this one is stubborn.

Looks like I'll have to get the Hoover out.

Gross.

Hairspray "

Just don't use the hairspray like a flame thrower like in Oz where bloke set light to BIG spider in his house that then ran around the place and burnt it to the ground!!!

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By *itzWoman
over a year ago

south wales


"the big hairy ones are house spiders. They can live for 5 years. Amazing.

And they have big, big families

That get together and plot revenge "

meany

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The spider will have long gone, what you're seeing is his old skin.

No it did move. Just an inch or 2. "

It's coming to get you

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"the big hairy ones are house spiders. They can live for 5 years. Amazing.

And they have big, big families

That get together and plot revenge

meany "

When you're sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They do say on average humans swallow 8 spiders a year while we are asleep.

Apparently that is bollox its some urban legend or so i was told "

Total bollox...it's 22 a year

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"They do say on average humans swallow 8 spiders a year while we are asleep.

Apparently that is bollox its some urban legend or so i was told

Total bollox...it's 22 a year "

Told you they planed

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