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What cool job have you made up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just messaged someone who claims to be a thermo-plastic engineer, and she's fit.

She's impressed that I'm a dolphin trainer too, it's looking promising

Have you ever had a laugh convincing people you have an interesting job.

I once managed to get away with being a racehorse trainer for about two hours before I came clean.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

An ice cube maker. That was very cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said I was a headmistress once. I don't usually do that but he was like Walter Mitty with the stories he came out with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just messaged someone who claims to be a thermo-plastic engineer, and she's fit.

She's impressed that I'm a dolphin trainer too, it's looking promising

Have you ever had a laugh convincing people you have an interesting job.

I once managed to get away with being a racehorse trainer for about two hours before I came clean. "

Told you not to tell anyone as I hate to brag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head consultant to allfor1 and his thread content

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink wellie wearer...I tried on and puddle tested wellington boots but only if they had pink in them

One of my previous 'real' jobs used to bring about questions 'Castle Manager'

What's that then? I manage a castle...big stone thing with turrets and cannons, suits of armour, ghosts etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just messaged someone who claims to be a thermo-plastic engineer, and she's fit.

She's impressed that I'm a dolphin trainer too, it's looking promising

Have you ever had a laugh convincing people you have an interesting job.

I once managed to get away with being a racehorse trainer for about two hours before I came clean. "

Fingerprint examiner for the Metropolitan Police..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of ours used to tell people she sewed the strings onto tampons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I persuaded my ex when I met her that I was a deep sea diver on the oil rigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Part time not full time gynaecologist just to keep my hand in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend of ours used to tell people she sewed the strings onto tampons.

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I'm kind of wondering what she hoped to achieve? Strange story..period.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I was once at a gig and the compere (Cockney) was working the audience asking people to make up a fake job, with a pork pie as a prize. He picked on me, so my fake job was:

Council tea compliance officer, with a duty to make sure that no more than 30 minutes passed without everyone stopping for a cup of tea. No, no one drinks coffee, it's the North, son, everyone in the council drinks tea. Yes, they did once miss the 30 minute target and everyone downed tools for two days and went on strike, but no one noticed. Luckily they went back to work, as those shovels won't lean on themselves.

And did I win the pork pie? No, it was a 70 year old lady who's fake job was working down Thorsby Pit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's some pretty devious folk on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a penguin stander upper .... long hours but have you ever seen a penguin lying down .....

Im good at my job

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