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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Quick question... Is its against the law to have a wank whilst driving?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would probably come under driving without due care and attention...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would probably come under driving without due care and attention... "

Even if all eyes are on the road?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would probably come under driving without due care and attention... "

I think you will find that's due care and erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would probably come under driving without due care and attention... "

This ^^

If you want to kill yourself, go ahead.

But don't put innocents in danger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would probably come under driving without due care and attention...

Even if all eyes are on the road? "

What about your hand lol...?!?

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Not only could you get done - you'd end up in the Daily Mail!

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By *avebi48Man
over a year ago

Lordswood


"Would probably come under driving without due care and attention...

Even if all eyes are on the road? "

attention has more than just the eyes involved so yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would probably come under driving without due care and attention...

Even if all eyes are on the road?

What about your hand lol...?!?"

Errmmmm ha

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Let me know when and where and I'll make sure I'm on a different road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!! What a question!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me know when and where and I'll make sure I'm on a different road. "

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

Its in your hands at the end of the day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick question... Is its against the law to have a wank whilst driving? "

Their is a joke somewhere here about '"driving ya' nuts", but I'm to tired to workshop it.

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

It bloody should be! If you hit and injure or kill an innocent child because your hand isn't where it should be and your eyes arent on the road you should be locked up! There is a time and a place for everything!

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By *amesGBMan
over a year ago

Cyprus

It depends on whether you get caught doing it.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Would probably come under driving without due care and attention...

This ^^

If you want to kill yourself, go ahead.

But don't put innocents in danger "

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea I'll ask my driving instructor on my next lesson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea I'll ask my driving instructor on my next lesson "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No idea I'll ask my driving instructor on my next lesson "

That would be great thanks ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick question... Is its against the law to have a wank whilst driving? "

If you want to splatter on a copper, I'd park up first if I were you.

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By *ing_ArserMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Quick question... Is its against the law to have a wank whilst driving? "

Nope, not if you use the hands free kit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no way can you concentrate on both - one or the other - putting too many lives in danger - do you really need to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

l'm sure that l'm not the only one to have read this question and thought 'what a tosser'!! MrsD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"l'm sure that l'm not the only one to have read this question and thought 'what a tosser'!! MrsD "

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Quick question... Is its against the law to have a wank whilst driving? "

Of course it fucking is

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Public nudity? Lewd behaviour offences? Driving without due care? Probably the same as flashing, except instead of just upsetting people, you could possibly kill them as well

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"Quick question... Is its against the law to have a wank whilst driving? "

try hands-free....sure there's apps for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah it's illegal - and can be a sexual register offence, a guy got done for it earlier this year if I recall?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you only kill yourself, at least they'll be 1 less idiot out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"l'm sure that l'm not the only one to have read this question and thought 'what a tosser'!! MrsD

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True - so true....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS there have been a number of cases of fatal accidents as a result of this....... Just why ?????

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By * for KinkMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"FFS there have been a number of cases of fatal accidents as a result of this....... Just why ????? "

They would, and should, qualify for Darwin Awards; removal of the stupid from the gene pool.

Hopefully, without the removal of anybody else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick question... Is its against the law to have a wank whilst driving? "

Not sure if you are trying to be funny or serious.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You'll be in line for a stiff penalty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FFS there have been a number of cases of fatal accidents as a result of this....... Just why ?????

They would, and should, qualify for Darwin Awards; removal of the stupid from the gene pool.

Hopefully, without the removal of anybody else."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely dangerous have done it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not sure if there is an actual law stating this but im sure if you got caught or worse had an accident due to this then im sure the powers to be would find a way to charge you with anything they could,add to this the embarasement if was made public

putting law aside wouldn't common sense tell you this is rather a silly thing to do given possible consequences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the question is asked in a serious context then you have to ask is the person asking the question suffering from the Dunning-Kruger effect, which basically means the person is stupid but doesn't know he's stupid.

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I would suggest that there may be a number of offences involving indecent exposure if seen by anyone else.

As well as the simple one of not being in proper control of your vehicle.... same as was used for people using a mobile phone before they made that a specific offence.

I want to see 'wank driving' on the statute books !

I just hope that this wasn't a serious question !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the question is asked in a serious context then you have to ask is the person asking the question suffering from the Dunning-Kruger effect, which basically means the person is stupid but doesn't know he's stupid. "

There is a good wiki page that explains D-K. The original poster does not suffer from it because he is enlightened enough to ask the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enough wankers on the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if someone is doing it for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seems an apt moment to share this youtube video

"Police Arrest Driver for 'Hand Shandy'"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA7IrT-WPTg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how quickly you cum. Two strokes then that should be against the law! Seriously, pull in to a layby and do it......safe sex.

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By *avebi48Man
over a year ago

Lordswood


"What if someone is doing it for you?"

could still cause you to be nicked, public decency, care & attention etc.

There's an old story, no idea if true, about a couple who crashed. He died of massive blood loss, she choked to death. Apparently BJ's can be dangerous when driving

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

If a child on a bus saw you it would be offensive and illegal.

I imagine it would be public indecency.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if someone is doing it for you?

could still cause you to be nicked, public decency, care & attention etc.

There's an old story, no idea if true, about a couple who crashed. He died of massive blood loss, she choked to death. Apparently BJ's can be dangerous when driving "

He said wank

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By *avebi48Man
over a year ago

Lordswood


"What if someone is doing it for you?

could still cause you to be nicked, public decency, care & attention etc.

There's an old story, no idea if true, about a couple who crashed. He died of massive blood loss, she choked to death. Apparently BJ's can be dangerous when driving

He said wank "

I know, but it's only a small step when you've a lovely passenger sat next to you

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By *unlovinguy_68Man
over a year ago

nottingham

You need to get handsfree installed lol

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By *avebi48Man
over a year ago

Lordswood

an automatic shift helps too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

use the hard shoulder

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By *avebi48Man
over a year ago

Lordswood

ah for the day cars can drive themselves, we'll all need tinted windows lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tried driving after putting hand cream on .... It's very hard .... I pity you driving with a load in your hand lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes as both hands must be on steering wheel unless changing gear

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

What about if you were in a driverless car such as the ones being developed by Google??

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By *avebi48Man
over a year ago

Lordswood


"I've tried driving after putting hand cream on .... It's very hard .... I pity you driving with a load in your hand lol!"

be a bugger if he shot right into his eyes too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would probably come under driving without due care and attention...

Even if all eyes are on the road? "

Don't put your eyes on the road, some inattentive wanker will run them over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the fact you're even asking the question, you know that it is.

Why you would want to even consider doing it is beyond me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be seen as Handling Swollen Goods too !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tried to report this thread because I think its inappropriate and downright fucking stupid, seems admin don't agree. So, for the record. In the event that you caused harm to anyone I care about OP, your last worry will be the sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if someone is doing it for you?

could still cause you to be nicked, public decency, care & attention etc.

There's an old story, no idea if true, about a couple who crashed. He died of massive blood loss, she choked to death. Apparently BJ's can be dangerous when driving

He said wank "

Unless he has a very long cock so he could self-fellatio without taking his eyes off the road

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield


"Yes as both hands must be on steering wheel unless changing gear "

If that was law then people with only one arm could not get a driving licence.

The law only requires you to be in control of the vehicle. There are too many exceptions, switching on lights, performing hand signals to name just two.

There are decency laws that prevent exposing & touching genitals in public which could be used to prosecute though

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