FabSwingers.com forum: PM YOUR BEST CHAT UP LINE TO SOMEONE ON THIS THREAD

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shoot peeps.

But be nice and polite

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Not gonna PM anyone but wanted to share last night's favourite (totally unsolicited, not even a hello) message...

"I want to luck you pissy"

Smooth talker!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not gonna PM anyone but wanted to share last night's favourite (totally unsolicited, not even a hello) message...

"I want to luck you pissy"

Smooth talker!

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very erm nice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not gonna PM anyone but wanted to share last night's favourite (totally unsolicited, not even a hello) message...

"I want to luck you pissy"

Smooth talker!

Well I feel better about my own efforts now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babe you remind me of my shin,I'd bang you on my coffee table..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice vagina, want sex?

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Nice vagina, want sex?"
get your kit off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a shag?

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Fancy a shag?"
oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag? oh yes

Good answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you a mirror in your knickers because I can see myself in them later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pm pm pm pm pm pm!!!!!!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Pm pm pm pm pm pm!!!!!!

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pm pm pm pm pm pm!!!!!!

But then nobody sees the chat up lines if they've been pm'd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babe you remind me of my shin,I'd bang you on my coffee table.."

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Really struggle with chat up lines. Thats why I am here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really struggle with chat up lines. Thats why I am here

I just smile

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I would smile back.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Really struggle with chat up lines. Thats why I am here

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can i have a close up off thet bum ? Jayne x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would smile back."

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Sure...when I cook bfast for us tomorrow.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Sure...when I cook bfast for us tomorrow."
Mmmmmm

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Sure...when I cook bfast for us tomorrow. Mmmmmm

Mmmm Out of two.........

..... I'd love to give you one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery?..."

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

""do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery?..." "

Can I feel your tits or will you show them to me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery?..."

Can I feel your tits or will you show them to me?"
can i mess your hair up so i can see what you look like when you wake up longside me in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery?..."

Can I feel your tits or will you show them to me?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery?..." "

aren't they song lyrics?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

""do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery?..."

aren't they song lyrics?"

Yeap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery?..."

aren't they song lyrics?"

Yes Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, an Australian comedian sang it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery?..."

aren't they song lyrics?

Yes Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, an Australian comedian sang it"

His songs are hilarious and so cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery?..."

aren't they song lyrics?

Yes Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, an Australian comedian sang it

His songs are hilarious and so cheeky"

I saw him live a few years ago in Bolton, never stopped laughing all night. Absolutely brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery?..."

aren't they song lyrics?

Yes Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, an Australian comedian sang it

His songs are hilarious and so cheeky

I saw him live a few years ago in Bolton, never stopped laughing all night. Absolutely brilliant. "
is he still about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery?..."

aren't they song lyrics?

Yes Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, an Australian comedian sang it

His songs are hilarious and so cheeky

I saw him live a few years ago in Bolton, never stopped laughing all night. Absolutely brilliant. is he still about?

Think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery?..."

aren't they song lyrics?

Yes Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, an Australian comedian sang it

His songs are hilarious and so cheeky

I saw him live a few years ago in Bolton, never stopped laughing all night. Absolutely brilliant. is he still about?

Think so

I feel the need to listen to the the Featherbrain Championship again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll do.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"You'll do."
leave your clothes off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The funniest one I heard was my mate to a girl on our other mate's stag do: 'You smell amazing; did you run here?' Needless to say, it didn't work...

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