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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...am I the only bloke on here that wonders how women can write a profile demanding a six-pack, a monster cock, repeated heavy cummers and George Clooney...and then you look at the pics and they are built like a dump-truck with a face hit with the ugly stick?

Come on folks, we all want to play above our station, but get real with the expectations, eh?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

[Removed by poster at 21/11/14 14:22:56]

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Go get him girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strap in tight......it's gonna be carnage.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"...am I the only bloke on here that wonders how women can write a profile demanding a six-pack, a monster cock, repeated heavy cummers and George Clooney...and then you look at the pics and they are built like a dump-truck with a face hit with the ugly stick?

Come on folks, we all want to play above our station, but get real with the expectations, eh?"

ok I'll take all that off our profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's writing the obit' for this fabicide?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good point but it works for them. So why get upset?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...am I the only bloke on here that wonders how women can write a profile demanding a six-pack, a monster cock, repeated heavy cummers and George Clooney...and then you look at the pics and they are built like a dump-truck with a face hit with the ugly stick?

Come on folks, we all want to play above our station, but get real with the expectations, eh?"

Where's your station then?

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By *ana StephanieWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"...am I the only bloke on here that wonders how women can write a profile demanding a six-pack, a monster cock, repeated heavy cummers and George Clooney...and then you look at the pics and they are built like a dump-truck with a face hit with the ugly stick?

Come on folks, we all want to play above our station, but get real with the expectations, eh?"

I'm so sorry...What I only looking for is a matchstick man...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

can you demand George Clooney? Blimey who knew!

I'd like George then please and a young David Essex

Thank you kindly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good point but it works for them. So why get upset? "

I'm not upset - I'm still giggling...

I guess humour is in short supply on here sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...am I the only bloke on here that wonders how women can write a profile demanding a six-pack, a monster cock, repeated heavy cummers and George Clooney...and then you look at the pics and they are built like a dump-truck with a face hit with the ugly stick?

Come on folks, we all want to play above our station, but get real with the expectations, eh?"

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By *andixxxMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

A guy has to stimulate the brain first before he's allowed to stimulate anything else.....not many guys with a sic pack and a dick like a baby's arm can do that!! I'll take personality over looks any day!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where's your station then?"

Sheffield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waw and you go by the profile name of Live and let live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The irony of your profile name OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's your station then?

Sheffield "

Never been there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good point but it works for them. So why get upset?

I'm not upset - I'm still giggling...

I guess humour is in short supply on here sometimes."

Didn't see any humour in your OP though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The irony of your profile name OP "

How can you be anything other than ironic on this site?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The irony of your profile name OP

How can you be anything other than ironic on this site? "

Whats ironic about being on a swinging site? Someones personal circumstances may make ironic on a individual basis, but it cannot be ironic per se?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...am I the only bloke on here that wonders how women can write a profile demanding a six-pack, a monster cock, repeated heavy cummers and George Clooney...and then you look at the pics and they are built like a dump-truck with a face hit with the ugly stick?

Come on folks, we all want to play above our station, but get real with the expectations, eh?"

Hey if good looking guys with 6 packs are willing to meet me who am I to turn them down

i agree it's a weird world but hey hoo god bless god for making me a woman lpl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i agree it's a weird world but hey hoo god bless god for making me a woman lpl"

Ain't that the truth -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i agree it's a weird world but hey hoo god bless god for making me a woman lpl

Ain't that the truth - "

abso bloody lutely

I get me messages daily from young fit guys and I i don't even request them they come to me, who'd believe it

odd things is I'm perfectly happy with Mr average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The irony of your profile name OP "

Quite

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