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"eeh, i was going to the shops, how have i ended up in here?" have a seat madam,what can i get you to drink? | |||
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"So is this a place to chat within "the lounge" section of the forum where you can chat if you don't want to chat in a chat room or just in the forum which is designed for posting and commenting/chatting?" do you want a beer sir? | |||
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"you need a bouncer? seem to have some unwanted guests in here. i'll have a please. done my shopping now." it is madam,so what brings you into my pub? | |||
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" Could I have a massive hot chocolate with a HUGE marshmallow? Not very tavern I know..." of course madam,would you like fresh cream aswell? | |||
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"Could i have one of those things Del boy drinks ?" comeing up sir | |||
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" Could I have a massive hot chocolate with a HUGE marshmallow? Not very tavern I know...of course madam,would you like fresh cream aswell? "Hahaha...erm...FAB cream or cream cream? | |||
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" Could I have a massive hot chocolate with a HUGE marshmallow? Not very tavern I know...of course madam,would you like fresh cream aswell?
Hahaha...erm...FAB cream or cream cream?"irish cream | |||
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" Could I have a massive hot chocolate with a HUGE marshmallow? Not very tavern I know...of course madam,would you like fresh cream aswell?
Hahaha...erm...FAB cream or cream cream?irish cream "Oh!! | |||
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"you need a bouncer? seem to have some unwanted guests in here. i'll have a please. done my shopping now. it is madam,so what brings you into my pub? "the fun conversation 
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"Lets get some tunes on,and get this place rocking "Sounds like a plan Put another dime in the juke box baby..... Hi by the way ...... | |||
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"Lets get some tunes on,and get this place rocking
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Put another dime in the juke box baby.....
Hi by the way ......"hello madam,what can i get you to drink? | |||
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"Lets get some tunes on,and get this place rocking
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Hi by the way ......hello madam,what can i get you to drink? "Is it too early for a vodka and diet ?  | |||
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"Lets get some tunes on,and get this place rocking
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Hi by the way ......hello madam,what can i get you to drink?
Is it too early for a vodka and diet ? "of course not i will join you,fancy a seat in that quiet little corner over there | |||
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Put another dime in the juke box baby.....
Hi by the way ......hello madam,what can i get you to drink?
Is it too early for a vodka and diet ? of course not i will join you,fancy a seat in that quiet little corner over there "Sure. Why not? | |||
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"So what brings you in here then? "Quiet lunch time drink after a morning's shopping. | |||
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"So what brings you in here then?
Quiet lunch time drink after a morning's shopping. "aww cool,well i have just opened this place,cos i think its very important for people to mingle and get to know eachother,do you think its a good idea? | |||
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"So what brings you in here then?
Quiet lunch time drink after a morning's shopping. aww cool,well i have just opened this place,cos i think its very important for people to mingle and get to know eachother,do you think its a good idea? "A great idea indeed. A bit like Cheers. Where everybody knows your name ....lol | |||
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 now would you like another drink?my round | |||
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"The "happy tavern" like the name
It's quite busy in here today "it is indeed,what can i get you guys??my shout | |||
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"Yes thats it,im sooooo glad you and me are on the same wave lenght now would you like another drink?my round "Oh go on then, but just one more mind, and make sure it's a single. Don't go sneaking another measure in there. I shall have to leave the car and catch the bus now | |||
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"The "happy tavern" like the name
It's quite busy in here today it is indeed,what can i get you guys??my shout "Thank you landlord, that's ever so kind... The last time we were in a pub things got rather frisky and we forgot about the drinks... 
Can we have a Gin and Tonic and a Gin and Lemonade please, with ice and a slice in both, many thanks | |||
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"Yes thats it,im sooooo glad you and me are on the same wave lenght now would you like another drink?my round
Oh go on then, but just one more mind, and make sure it's a single. Don't go sneaking another measure in there. I shall have to leave the car and catch the bus now "its ok sweetness,i will get you a taxi later | |||
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"The "happy tavern" like the name
It's quite busy in here today it is indeed,what can i get you guys??my shout
Thank you landlord, that's ever so kind... The last time we were in a pub things got rather frisky and we forgot about the drinks...
Can we have a Gin and Tonic and a Gin and Lemonade please, with ice and a slice in both, many thanks "sure comeing up,grab a seat for the afternoon,i will show you around a bit later | |||
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"The "happy tavern" like the name
It's quite busy in here today it is indeed,what can i get you guys??my shout
Thank you landlord, that's ever so kind... The last time we were in a pub things got rather frisky and we forgot about the drinks...
Can we have a Gin and Tonic and a Gin and Lemonade please, with ice and a slice in both, many thanks sure comeing up,grab a seat for the afternoon,i will show you around a bit later "Look forward to it, thanks, we will just be over in the corner, that looks like a comfy sofa | |||
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"Cheers! *raises glass to the landlord and fellow drinkers*" cheers!allways nice to have new regulers | |||
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"Cheers! *raises glass to the landlord and fellow drinkers*cheers!allways nice to have new regulers "I have to catch my bus now but Thank you for the warm welcome. I guess I shall have to pop back tomorrow to pick up my car. Perhaps I'll pop in for a coffee if you're open and I have time I'm Marion by the way. And you are ......? | |||
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"Cheers! *raises glass to the landlord and fellow drinkers*cheers!allways nice to have new regulers
I have to catch my bus now but Thank you for the warm welcome. I guess I shall have to pop back tomorrow to pick up my car. Perhaps I'll pop in for a coffee if you're open and I have time
I'm Marion by the way. And you are ......?"nice to meet you,just call me slappy | |||
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"I'm back from the gym, on my hands n knees. Where's that protein shake I had on order from earlier "here you i made that myself just for you enjoy | |||
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"I'm back from the gym, on my hands n knees. Where's that protein shake I had on order from earlier here you i made that myself just for you enjoy "Top dude! | |||
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"I'm back from the gym, on my hands n knees. Where's that protein shake I had on order from earlier here you i made that myself just for you enjoy
Top dude! "your very wellcome  | |||
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"Now I think I'll just collapse in the corner and have a heart attack "why dont go upstairs and have a lie down for a bit | |||
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"vodka for me please and make that a double "comeing up madam,ice and slice? | |||
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"Have you got any pork scratching's " of course sir,smooth or hairy ones? | |||
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"Have you got any pork scratching's of course sir,smooth or hairy ones? "PMSL waxed ones ? | |||
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"Are you two ok over there in the corner?? "Having a lovely time | |||
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"Have you got any pork scratching's of course sir,smooth or hairy ones?
PMSL waxed ones ?"we dont wax here sir,but i do use a blowtorch | |||
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"Are you two ok over there in the corner??
Having a lovely time "oh thats good,i will bring over some more drinks in a sec,and join you if thats ok?i'm just waiting for my staff | |||
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"Are you two ok over there in the corner??
Having a lovely time oh thats good,i will bring over some more drinks in a sec,and join you if thats ok?i'm just waiting for my staff "Whenever your free... | |||
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"Are you two ok over there in the corner??
Having a lovely time oh thats good,i will bring over some more drinks in a sec,and join you if thats ok?i'm just waiting for my staff
Whenever your free... "here is your drinks and some hot nuts back soon | |||
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"Are you two ok over there in the corner??
Having a lovely time oh thats good,i will bring over some more drinks in a sec,and join you if thats ok?i'm just waiting for my staff
Whenever your free... here is your drinks and some hot nuts back soon "Thanks, that's quite a handful ... | |||
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"Is the bar still open or am I too late?" oh i am very sorry madam,what can i get you??its on the house whatever you want?? | |||
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"Is the bar still open or am I too late?oh i am very sorry madam,what can i get you??its on the house whatever you want?? "large vodka please, hold the it's been one of those days. | |||
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"Is the bar still open or am I too late?oh i am very sorry madam,what can i get you??its on the house whatever you want??
large vodka please, hold the it's been one of those days."here you go madam,have the bottle | |||
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"Is the bar still open or am I too late?oh i am very sorry madam,what can i get you??its on the house whatever you want??
large vodka please, hold the it's been one of those days.here you go madam,have the bottle "thanks | |||
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"Is the bar still open or am I too late?oh i am very sorry madam,what can i get you??its on the house whatever you want??
large vodka please, hold the it's been one of those days.here you go madam,have the bottle
thanks"i will jion you in a sec to help you drink it | |||
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"I'll try to save you some" you better lol i havent stopped all day | |||
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"I've poured you a glass so I won't drink it all" oh thanks lol,i better grab another bottle then,i will take charge this time | |||
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"I've poured you a glass so I won't drink it alloh thanks lol,i better grab another bottle then,i will take charge this time "hope it's not on rations | |||
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"I've poured you a glass so I won't drink it alloh thanks lol,i better grab another bottle then,i will take charge this time
hope it's not on rations"i dont wat you getting all flirty on me | |||
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"I've poured you a glass so I won't drink it alloh thanks lol,i better grab another bottle then,i will take charge this time
hope it's not on rationsi dont wat you getting all flirty on me "oh okay, apologies now if I already have | |||
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"I need a stiff one!!!" what can i get you madam! | |||
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"I see more vodka drinkers have been in. How's everyone this evening? " hi its nice to see you again,vodka? | |||
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"I need a stiff one!!!what can i get you madam! "I would like amaretto, double with lime please! | |||
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"Well as you've got the amaretto out for blueskies there can you mix me up a cocktail? Vodka amaretto and apple juice. On the rocks, if you will bartender ..... Thank you x" comeing right up,would you like nuts with that? | |||
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"I need a stiff one!!!what can i get you madam!
I would like amaretto, double with lime please!"thare you go madam,enjoy,is there anything else i can do for you while i'm here | |||
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"Is it a private bar or can anyone come in. Ive just done work id love a drink!!" sure sir,what can i get you?its on the house for haveing to wait so long | |||
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"Well as you've got the amaretto out for blueskies there can you mix me up a cocktail? Vodka amaretto and apple juice. On the rocks, if you will bartender ..... Thank you x" Ooh never tried that! Is that a real drink like? Oh I gotta try that.. | |||
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"I need a stiff one!!!what can i get you madam!
I would like amaretto, double with lime please!thare you go madam,enjoy,is there anything else i can do for you while i'm here "Neck massage? | |||
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"I need a stiff one!!!what can i get you madam!
I would like amaretto, double with lime please!thare you go madam,enjoy,is there anything else i can do for you while i'm here
Neck massage?"of course,can i show you around upstairs | |||
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"I need a stiff one!!!what can i get you madam!
I would like amaretto, double with lime please!thare you go madam,enjoy,is there anything else i can do for you while i'm here
Neck massage?of course,can i show you around upstairs "Oh I say!! | |||
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"Well as you've got the amaretto out for blueskies there can you mix me up a cocktail? Vodka amaretto and apple juice. On the rocks, if you will bartender ..... Thank you xcomeing right up,would you like nuts with that? "I think a handful of Nobby's nuts would go down well, thanks. | |||
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"Well as you've got the amaretto out for blueskies there can you mix me up a cocktail? Vodka amaretto and apple juice. On the rocks, if you will bartender ..... Thank you xcomeing right up,would you like nuts with that?
I think a handful of Nobby's nuts would go down well, thanks."sure madam here you go,will there be anything else? | |||
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"I need a stiff one!!!what can i get you madam!
I would like amaretto, double with lime please!thare you go madam,enjoy,is there anything else i can do for you while i'm here
Neck massage?of course,can i show you around upstairs
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"Well as you've got the amaretto out for blueskies there can you mix me up a cocktail? Vodka amaretto and apple juice. On the rocks, if you will bartender ..... Thank you x Ooh never tried that! Is that a real drink like? Oh I gotta try that.. "Apparently known as Amaretto Apple pie (resists warm apple pie references from Amarican Pie) It's 25ml of vodka and same of Amaretto mixed with 100ml of apple juice xx (but I'm sure Slappy new that anyway) | |||
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"Well as you've got the amaretto out for blueskies there can you mix me up a cocktail? Vodka amaretto and apple juice. On the rocks, if you will bartender ..... Thank you xcomeing right up,would you like nuts with that?
I think a handful of Nobby's nuts would go down well, thanks.sure madam here you go,will there be anything else? "More tunes on the jukebox, I think. I fancy a boogie .....vodka going to my head a bit .... | |||
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"Well as you've got the amaretto out for blueskies there can you mix me up a cocktail? Vodka amaretto and apple juice. On the rocks, if you will bartender ..... Thank you x Ooh never tried that! Is that a real drink like? Oh I gotta try that..
Apparently known as Amaretto Apple pie (resists warm apple pie references from Amarican Pie)
It's 25ml of vodka and same of Amaretto mixed with 100ml of apple juice xx (but I'm sure Slappy new that anyway)"i lern something new every day madam xx | |||
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"Can someone look after the bar for half hour please,i have to take care of something upstairs "I'm sending a search party upstairs. You said half an hour; it's been 39 minutes (and counting)..... Did you get tied up? | |||
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"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleep" Hesitant to say this but perhaps we need a game to liven things up a little ...... Dominoes anyone? | |||
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"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleep" you missed our little party in my hot tub,another drink? | |||
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"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleep Hesitant to say this but perhaps we need a game to liven things up a little ...... Dominoes anyone?" we have all our private games upstairs madam | |||
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"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleep Hesitant to say this but perhaps we need a game to liven things up a little ...... Dominoes anyone?we have all our private games upstairs madam "Ahh. I see. I haven't had the tour yet. Hadn't realised there was a games room
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"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleepyou missed our little party in my hot tub,another drink? "Yes please why not! We were going to go home and get in our hot tub but since you have one we might be persuaded to stay..... | |||
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"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleep Hesitant to say this but perhaps we need a game to liven things up a little ...... Dominoes anyone?we have all our private games upstairs madam
Ahh. I see. I haven't had the tour yet. Hadn't realised there was a games room
Is there a dark, dank, dingy cellar too I wonder ....?"there is but thats whare i keep my bouncers | |||
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"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleepyou missed our little party in my hot tub,another drink?
Yes please why not! We were going to go home and get in our hot tub but since you have one we might be persuaded to stay....."of course,come on my new barmaid will bring our drinks up,follow me | |||
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"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleepyou missed our little party in my hot tub,another drink?
Yes please why not! We were going to go home and get in our hot tub but since you have one we might be persuaded to stay....."Plastic containers only in the hot tub please. Safety first and all that. (I have a hot tub too, can't be to careful, can you?) I would join you but I don't have a bathing suit with me. Oh dear, what a shame ...... | |||
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"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleepyou missed our little party in my hot tub,another drink?
Yes please why not! We were going to go home and get in our hot tub but since you have one we might be persuaded to stay.....
Plastic containers only in the hot tub please. Safety first and all that. (I have a hot tub too, can't be to careful, can you?)
I would join you but I don't have a bathing suit with me. Oh dear, what a shame ......"Oh... Your the new barmaid
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"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleep Hesitant to say this but perhaps we need a game to liven things up a little ...... Dominoes anyone?we have all our private games upstairs madam
Ahh. I see. I haven't had the tour yet. Hadn't realised there was a games room
Is there a dark, dank, dingy cellar too I wonder ....?there is but thats whare i keep my bouncers "(So many jokes in there somewhere) | |||
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"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleepyou missed our little party in my hot tub,another drink?
Yes please why not! We were going to go home and get in our hot tub but since you have one we might be persuaded to stay.....of course,come on my new barmaid will bring our drinks up,follow me "On our way... Just getting some plastic glasses for the drinks (safety first) 
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"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleepyou missed our little party in my hot tub,another drink?
Yes please why not! We were going to go home and get in our hot tub but since you have one we might be persuaded to stay.....
Plastic containers only in the hot tub please. Safety first and all that. (I have a hot tub too, can't be to careful, can you?)
I would join you but I don't have a bathing suit with me. Oh dear, what a shame ......
Oh... Your the new barmaid
"Ermm... It appears so.....Slappy - Am I the new barmaid? | |||
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"You are but i need to see you in my office if thats ok "Not now Slappy. I'm run off my feet here. After hours perhaps ....... | |||
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"You are but i need to see you in my office if thats ok
Not now Slappy. I'm run off my feet here. After hours perhaps ......."ok later then,can i have a round of drinks up in my hot tub please,we have guests to take care of up there please | |||
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"evening. can I have a large brandy please? " hellooooooooo madam,come upstairs and relax in my hot tub,my barmaid will bring our drinks up | |||
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"evening. can I have a large brandy please? hellooooooooo madam,come upstairs and relax in my hot tub,my barmaid will bring our drinks up "*As a shout comes down the stairs*..... ..... "It's nice and warm in here" | |||
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"evening. can I have a large brandy please? hellooooooooo madam,come upstairs and relax in my hot tub,my barmaid will bring our drinks up
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"evening. can I have a large brandy please? hellooooooooo madam,come upstairs and relax in my hot tub,my barmaid will bring our drinks up
*As a shout comes down the stairs*.....
..... "It's nice and warm in here" i think shes run off aww well three is better than two "Best pub we've been to in a long while since the Horny Lion closed last week.... More the merrier, it's quite a size | |||
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"evening. can I have a large brandy please? hellooooooooo madam,come upstairs and relax in my hot tub,my barmaid will bring our drinks up
*As a shout comes down the stairs*.....
..... "It's nice and warm in here" i think shes run off aww well three is better than two
Best pub we've been to in a long while since the Horny Lion closed last week.... More the merrier, it's quite a size "it is yes im glad you like it,when we finish warming up in here i will show you to your four poster with a little twist | |||
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"Another large brandy please. rough day " here you go my sweetness now are you comeing to relax in my tub | |||
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"Another large brandy please. rough day here you go my sweetness now are you comeing to relax in my tub "not at the moment hun maybe in a bit | |||
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"Another large brandy please. rough day here you go my sweetness now are you comeing to relax in my tub
not at the moment hun maybe in a bit "ok well we are up in the hot room when your ready | |||
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"Is there an empty stool? Anyone mind if I bring my guitar? " Make yourself at home. You and your guitar are quite welcome. What can I get you to drink? | |||
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"Is there an empty stool? Anyone mind if I bring my guitar? Make yourself at home. You and your guitar are quite welcome. What can I get you to drink?" Ooh a pint of peroni if you have it please | |||
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"Is there an empty stool? Anyone mind if I bring my guitar? Make yourself at home. You and your guitar are quite welcome. What can I get you to drink? Ooh a pint of peroni if you have it please "Anything else Sir? Nuts perhaps, pork scratchings....? | |||
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"Can i have a very large brandy please "Ermm.... Are you okay guv? | |||
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"Another brandy please "Oh dear. Guv's not feeling too good it seems. Might have to shut up shop early tonight......*ducks to avoid flying objects* | |||
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"Another brandy please "Can you make that two?? | |||
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i will leave you to lock up sweetness | |||
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"Yawnnnnnn is it morning "Can't believe we all slept in the hot tub last night, it's going to take an iron to get rid of all these wrinkles  | |||
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" Morning Slappy *rubs eyes* Kettle's on. Who wants a brew? " grrrrrrrrrr i need a coffee large one please | |||
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"Yawnnnnnn is it morning
Can't believe we all slept in the hot tub last night, it's going to take an iron to get rid of all these wrinkles "i need one of those streatching things | |||
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"Earl grey please. Not sure the landlord will be around today ? He's a bit flighty that one ! " heres your coffee sir | |||
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"One large coffee and an earl grey coming up. What about you wrinkly hot tub folks - what can I get you - except and iron that is lol x" One Americano and a cafe au lait please, thanks very much
Just trying to straighten ourselves out ... | |||
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"The kitchen isn't fully open yet so we can't offer a full English, would anyone like toast?" toast is fine thankyou,right i need to go down to feed the bouncers | |||
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"The kitchen isn't fully open yet so we can't offer a full English, would anyone like toast?" Not for us thanks, we need to get moving, might pop back in later | |||
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"I need a cup o' joe....strong. xx" Passes blue her drink and necks a JD and . Bottoms UP | |||
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"I need a cup o' joe....strong. xx Passes blue her drink and necks a JD and . Bottoms UP "Oops where's my manners, have one for yourself happy S | |||
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"I need a cup o' joe....strong. xx Passes blue her drink and necks a JD and . Bottoms UP "Thank you Tom, how goes it out there and when are you coming back to England? | |||
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Maybe payment in kind blue ??0 | |||
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"Blue that is the million dollars question a week 2 10 days or when my face is very very brown. Slappy do you take dollars or Togolese CFR if not best ask blue for the wedge. Good luck with that lol
Maybe payment in kind blue ??0"It's been said I'm a generous wench.... | |||
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"Oi you two,have you paid for those drinks???????????????? "Ah I have the cash here....*points at chest* | |||
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"Oi you two,have you paid for those drinks????????????????
Ah I have the cash here....*points at chest*"hmmmmmmm i see you got a couple of nice pointy diamonds there,i will take those thankyou | |||
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"Morning....need coffee Pleeeeease "sure madam,here you go | |||
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"Oi you two,have you paid for those drinks????????????????
Ah I have the cash here....*points at chest*hmmmmmmm i see you got a couple of nice pointy diamonds there,i will take those thankyou "Get your hands off my treasure chest! | |||
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"Oi you two,have you paid for those drinks????????????????
Ah I have the cash here....*points at chest*hmmmmmmm i see you got a couple of nice pointy diamonds there,i will take those thankyou
Get your hands off my treasure chest!
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"Oi you two,have you paid for those drinks????????????????
Ah I have the cash here....*points at chest*hmmmmmmm i see you got a couple of nice pointy diamonds there,i will take those thankyou
Get your hands off my treasure chest!
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"Oi you two,have you paid for those drinks????????????????
Ah I have the cash here....*points at chest*hmmmmmmm i see you got a couple of nice pointy diamonds there,i will take those thankyou
Get your hands off my treasure chest!
oh its ok,i dont accept fake diamonds anyway "What about genuine nipples? | |||
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"Oi you two,have you paid for those drinks????????????????
Ah I have the cash here....*points at chest*hmmmmmmm i see you got a couple of nice pointy diamonds there,i will take those thankyou
Get your hands off my treasure chest!
oh its ok,i dont accept fake diamonds anyway
What about genuine nipples?
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"Oi you two,have you paid for those drinks????????????????
Ah I have the cash here....*points at chest*hmmmmmmm i see you got a couple of nice pointy diamonds there,i will take those thankyou
Get your hands off my treasure chest!
oh its ok,i dont accept fake diamonds anyway
What about genuine nipples?
only pointy ones "Picky fecker aren't ya? | |||
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"Oi you two,have you paid for those drinks????????????????
Ah I have the cash here....*points at chest*hmmmmmmm i see you got a couple of nice pointy diamonds there,i will take those thankyou
Get your hands off my treasure chest!
oh its ok,i dont accept fake diamonds anyway
What about genuine nipples?
only pointy ones
Picky fecker aren't ya? "thats why you put a smile on my face and i call that a great success | |||
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"is the bar open yet " for you my dear im open 27/7 | |||
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"is the bar open yet for you my dear im open 27/7 "could i have a large brandy to warm me up please | |||
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"is the bar open yet for you my dear im open 27/7 could i have a large brandy to warm me up please "of course come with me to my hot tub | |||
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"is the bar open yet for you my dear im open 27/7 could i have a large brandy to warm me up please of course come with me to my hot tub "sounds good x | |||
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"is the bar open yet for you my dear im open 27/7 could i have a large brandy to warm me up please of course come with me to my hot tub sounds good x"mmmmmm isn't this lush | |||
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"is the bar open yet for you my dear im open 27/7 could i have a large brandy to warm me up please of course come with me to my hot tub sounds good xmmmmmm isn't this lush "could do with been a bit warmer | |||
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