FabSwingers.com forum: But he's straight

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

said my wife.....

I explained that straight has it's own special meaning on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"said my wife.....

I explained that straight has it's own special meaning on fab

As straight as a bottle of chips eh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol. I don't mind. He's another body builder. I seem to be attrating a few of those recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body was built from egg boxes and sticky back plastic by Blue Peter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You did a great job with the filler then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You did a great job with the filler then

I've never heard it called a fill-her before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"said my wife.....

I explained that straight has it's own special meaning on fab

I believe the formula is:

S=(A*B)*C

Where:

S=Straightness rating, the higher the number the less straight in a given instance.

A=Length of time in days with no replies from women.

B=Length of time in days with the horn.

C=Perceived convincingness quotient. On a scale of 0-10. 10 means minimal effort is needed to convince yourself its a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are what they feel they are just because you are sad one day you can be happy the next. There seems to be a constant stream of people intent on telling others what their sexuality is to people they don't know from Adam for what reason who knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"said my wife.....

I explained that straight has it's own special meaning on fab

I believe the formula is:

S=(A*B)*C

Where:

S=Straightness rating, the higher the number the less straight in a given instance.

A=Length of time in days with no replies from women.

B=Length of time in days with the horn.

C=Perceived convincingness quotient. On a scale of 0-10. 10 means minimal effort is needed to convince yourself its a woman.

That is a magnificent piece of applied mathematics. You do need to account for the wanking factor though. Or is that included in B?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"said my wife.....

I explained that straight has it's own special meaning on fab

I believe the formula is:

S=(A*B)*C

Where:

S=Straightness rating, the higher the number the less straight in a given instance.

A=Length of time in days with no replies from women.

B=Length of time in days with the horn.

C=Perceived convincingness quotient. On a scale of 0-10. 10 means minimal effort is needed to convince yourself its a woman.

That is a magnificent piece of applied mathematics. You do need to account for the wanking factor though. Or is that included in B?"

Interesting.......but no I don't think I need to take wanking into account. The straightness number can differ from one moment to the next anyway, for example late one Saturday night staring at the business end of yet another unsuccessful weekend sending messages it may be rather high. But have a wank and it drops right down to almost straight again. This is why I specified "in any given instance".

I would like to point out to all the alpha male hetero guys now mashing their meaty palms together at my assault on their sexuality, that this is only for men who have messaged a CD/TV/TS with the intent of getting some form of gratification. Hence being able to select zero for the value of C. Zero being "Dude, that's a Dude!".

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