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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...from the bad fuck thread...

what's the worst thing you have heard during sex that turned you of.

I guess the obvious would be someone elses name

Mine was a guy that shouted "yabba dabba do"

...the funniest/worst was a friend of mine who told her partner how many ceiling tiles they had during sex

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

When it happens, I'll try to remember to reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you in yet?

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By *awnpaulCouple
over a year ago

Hounslow

The sound of someone's parents opening the door.......was a long time ago, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who puked on Mrs Red's boots while she was pissing in his mouth.

Now that was a bit offputting - the puking not the pissing

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By *awnpaulCouple
over a year ago

Hounslow

Wasn't 'heard', but a dog's cold, wet nose up the arse was a bit of a passion killer also!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Cant really think of it, guess my mother walking along the landing has to be one.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

'Honey Im home...'

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

being in some cpls bedroom with said cpl...the bedroom door opening and a little child calling out mummy!!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

My first gf's mother calling her name and starting to climb the stairs...we were on trhe bedroom floor, the door was open and I was past the point of no return...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

strangely enough .... from the woman I was playing with "ow that's too big"

Don't get me wrong, I am 100% average and this woman had been married to a guy who had 11" before she got together with her current partner, I must have just got the angle wrong or something but the unfortunate thing was that her current bf was very small and had just cum while putting the condom on to have sex with my partner, it kinda killed it for me cos I felt so sorry for him to have to listen to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I'm coming momma!" from my ex-Sandringham young playmate!

I'd told him he was younger than my step sons so he thought it funny to call me that when he was about to cum!

He couldn't understand why it killed it for me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex partners best friend...

he was with his girlfriend and she was keen to step things up a notch..so she asked him to 'talk dirty' to her when they were at it.

Not being able to think fast on his feet or very experienced at the whole 'dirty talk' he said the first thing that came into his mind as he was taking her from behind...

'yea yea take it you dirty fat cow....'

oddly enough he was 'thrown off' and then asked to leave lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was enjoying a great steamy session at Chams, and I thought I was doing ok.... as you do, lol, till she started shouting "deeper, deeper, deeper"

I answered back, "I've got a cock, not a fookin shovel"

We both started laughing so much that we had to stop for a beer......well that's my excuse anyway

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